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I know a bunch of us talk on AIM. I have had some seriously jacked up conversations the last two days. I often wonder what people would think if they just saw what was on my screen without any context. Here are this week's highlights so far:

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He just shoved his mom off the cliff. I am SO having a bad dream tonight.

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I guess he carved his name in her legs with a razor blade

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She appreciates the fact that I drink 45 fl. oz. of pineapple juice a day

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Anyone else?

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The wierd thing is that I never go limp, no need for turnaround time, but the odds of me climaxing twice are between nope and never.

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The wierd thing is that I never go limp, no need for turnaround time, but the odds of me climaxing twice are between nope and never.

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another good reason I've been on a break from aim.

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Its sitting on my bed

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Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..

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Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..

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i bet if me and perg talked on AIM id get some gooood stuff for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Wow, THOSE two are the ones you picked from our convo?

I thought there was way worse [censored]..

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i bet if me and perg talked on AIM id get some gooood stuff for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I have awesome conversations with everybody.

For anyone who doesn't know, my AIM name is pergesu. And I'm always happy to talk [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Perg,

Do you ever play poker anymore? Or are you more into the business aspect now?

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Perg,

Do you ever play poker anymore? Or are you more into the business aspect now?

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I went to Seattle and played live for about three weeks. Been playing NL cash online. But most of my time is spent programming/business now. I think it's a lot more interesting, to me at least. But everyone tells me I need to play more, and I kind of agree, so I'm trying to put some more time in.

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and a sentence from another thread out of context:

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z32 paid me $50 to do 2 loads, I heard someone got 3 times that from Unarmed.


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and a sentence from another thread out of context:

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z32 paid me $50 to do 2 loads, I heard someone got 3 times that from Unarmed.


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lol

this could get ugly

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he woke her up at 2 in the morning and had a picture of peach cobbler he had a knife and told her to make it just like the picture or he would kill her

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pergesu: who's Christie Brinkley?

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and im like oh boy, so i jump in the car ass naked, cause its illegal

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DAMN YOU KARP

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I get this from DF_Newbie like every day. I never know the context. But it makes my day.

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SuitedSixes: She promised to blow me before we go. kick da bitch to da curbbbb

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pergesu: who's Christie Brinkley?

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Its much worse I've found in real life...

Me: I tried that once in the 7th grade.
Perg: Whats that?
Me: The 7th grade?
Perg (totally serious): Yeah.
Me: a level of education for 12 and 13 year olds.
Perg: I'm such an idiot.

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pergesu: And I'd grab her arms and legs and position them and stuff, and she'd just stay like that for a while

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pergesu: who's Christie Brinkley?

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Its much worse I've found in real life...

Me: I tried that once in the 7th grade.
Perg: Whats that?
Me: The 7th grade?
Perg (totally serious): Yeah.
Me: a level of education for 12 and 13 year olds.
Perg: I'm such an idiot.

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standard

for pergasu anyway, [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Yugoslav

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She appreciates the fact that I drink 45 fl. oz. of pineapple juice a day

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The best by a country mile!

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pergesu: okay so I definitely fell down some stairs last night

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it seems to me that pergesu's whole life is out of context.

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it seems to me that pergesu's whole life is out of context.

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He's been on a roll this week.

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hes locking himself in his apt right now to play piano and escape his own retardidness, hopefully he will exit in time to come visit before cananda goes down HUrrah

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hes locking himself in his apt right now to play piano and escape his own retardidness

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Not on AIM, but by PM:

Perg: slacha u r my herto
Slack: WTF? Thanks, but it's the other way around dude.

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Perg: slacha u r my herto
Slack: WTF? Thanks, but it's the other way around dude


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I read that as him trying to say that you're his "hetro". When you responded "it's the other way around," I was a little surprised.

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pedophelia is all proportional

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ben: bro use your left hand
makes you take your time


alreturnslol: I am left handed


ben: use ur right then


alreturnslol: ok

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ben: bro use your left hand
makes you take your time


alreturnslol: I am left handed


ben: use ur right then


alreturnslol: ok

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Thats just wrong haha.

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I love this. Me and my friend have wanted to publish a book solely on AIM conversations forever but we've never got off our asses to do it. Just between conversations about poker, sports, sex, work, etc. people's material is priceless.

I think everyone is 10x funnier online then in person.

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pergesu: okay but Nicole would completely invert my sexual paradigm of the universe

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SuitedSixes: So the girl still blowing you?
pergesu: Natalie or Summer?
pergesu: well, it doesn't matter, cause neither

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pergesu: omg
pergesu: this is embarassing
pergesu signed off at 1:04:59 AM.

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"if masturbating is perverted, im a [censored] child molester!"

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(14:51:56) "and slap his ass for me also"
(14:52:47) "way ahead of you"

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cha5959 (1:06:44 AM): LOL
bluefeet66 (1:06:48 AM): cool breeze, dog humping me, whatever
MikeyMcQ1 (1:06:49 AM): thats what lap dances are for
bluefeet66 (1:06:51 AM): (my leg)
MikeyMcQ1 (1:07:10 AM): thanks for the clarification
bluefeet66 (1:07:35 AM): he's a "goooooooooood booooooooooooy"

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[21:13] Greek House 1020: we attach a bomb to the sheep and remotely detonate it
[21:13] cha5959: triggred in the sheeps ass
[21:16] Greek House 1020: and that's when clinton flies in on a dragon
[21:16] cha5959: and he skullfucks binladens head
[21:17] Greek House 1020: yeah, along with some midgets

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[21:13] Greek House 1020: we attach a bomb to the sheep and remotely detonate it
[21:13] cha5959: triggred in the sheeps ass
[21:16] Greek House 1020: and that's when clinton flies in on a dragon
[21:16] cha5959: and he skullfucks binladens head
[21:17] Greek House 1020: yeah, along with some midgets

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i dont know about all of you, but i want greekhouse and cha to head the stampede to congress [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

and heres one for you all:

(01:26:53) tubasteve8: chill my nuts bi0tch

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MikeyMcQ1: I just sit on my ass and play poker..
MikeyMcQ1: "get me a samich, bittch"
MikeyMcQ1: "more grog"
MikeyMcQ1: make it quick

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you people have too much free time. holla