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Gildwulf 08-10-2006 09:26 AM

HIV IS TAPPED
 
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BWAAAA

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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mlagoo 08-10-2006 09:35 AM

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jesus

i feel bad for him

hes freaking 18

Scary_Tiger 08-10-2006 09:39 AM

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I started with a 500$ deposit and luckily ran good at the 20/40 tables.

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lololol

Full Metal 08-10-2006 09:39 AM

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He'll be back. He is back.

Dendrite 08-10-2006 09:42 AM

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I started with a 500$ deposit and luckily ran good at the 20/40 tables.

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lololol

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Dendrite 08-10-2006 09:44 AM

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also, no wonder i saw him at a stars 2/4 table a little while back. i was thinking 'wtf, aren't you a high stakes player?'

Gildwulf 08-10-2006 09:45 AM

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This is like Christmas coming early for Josh W

Georgia Avenue 08-10-2006 09:54 AM

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Background? Why should we be gleeful at this kid's demise?

The scary thing to me is that kids like this will either quit poker forever or go on to be world class players. I guess there's a sad third option: become a gambling addict loser. I hope he does stick by his promises and quits for a year or two...

Gildwulf 08-10-2006 09:55 AM

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Background? Why should we be gleeful at this kid's demise?

The scary thing to me is that kids like this will either quit poker forever or go on to be world class players. I guess there's a sad third option: become a gambling addict loser. I hope he does stick by his promises and quits for a year or two...

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georgia rules

ok, read the links from Josh W in this thread

Gildwulf 08-10-2006 09:56 AM

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this is the full text of an OP...for whatever reason he thought this would make a good bbv post

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Since my last post where i was rushinggggggggggg
I am up like 175 trillion dollars...mmm.m.mmmmmmmmmm i am soooo gooooood


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Gildwulf 08-10-2006 09:58 AM

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hgere's another classic

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I have never lost in a casino and I am a SICK live player, even better than online, I literally own live play.


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Scary_Tiger 08-10-2006 10:02 AM

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Josh.

Gildwulf 08-10-2006 10:03 AM

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hmm, dunno why I added a W

Georgia Avenue 08-10-2006 10:07 AM

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Background? Why should we be gleeful at this kid's demise?

The scary thing to me is that kids like this will either quit poker forever or go on to be world class players. I guess there's a sad third option: become a gambling addict loser. I hope he does stick by his promises and quits for a year or two...

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georgia rules

ok, read the links from Josh W in this thread

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Haha nvm that kid is nuts.

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homeslice 08-10-2006 10:20 AM

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It's sad. But I don't feel sorry for him.

Gildwulf 08-10-2006 10:23 AM

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It is sad, I agree, but anyone who feels sorry for a person like HIV is not being honest with themselves, because the only reason poker is such an easy game to win tons of money at is people like HIV- young, cocky, arrogant morons with their parents' credit cards.

Jehaim 08-10-2006 10:27 AM

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<font color="red"> I don't like it unless it's (brand new)
You might see me in my (brand new) whip
With my (brand new) bitch, pumpin' my (brand new) [censored]
You don't like it - get off my (brand new) dick [censored] </font>

That is one dope hook.

Flintoff 08-10-2006 10:27 AM

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It is sad, I agree, but anyone who feels sorry for a person like HIV is not being honest with themselves, because the only reason poker is such an easy game to win tons of money at is people like HIV- young, cocky, arrogant morons with their parents' credit cards.

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XXXNoahXXX 08-10-2006 10:37 AM

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Seeing him here and watching the poor play, I was pretty sure the variance coaster was on the way dooooooooown where he belonged.

I think he put too much stock in your guys "a monkey could beat 100NL" comments. because from the looks of his play and this thread, he is not that good.

and yes he was a cocky d-bag and if he had more success he would have gotten worse and worse.

this was for the best.

IronDragon1 08-10-2006 10:40 AM

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Why oh why can't this happen to Empiremaker as well?

costanza_g 08-10-2006 10:43 AM

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Why oh why can't this happen to Empiremaker as well?

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Patience young grasshopper, the day will come.

Subfallen 08-10-2006 10:50 AM

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Why oh why can't this happen to Empiremaker as well?

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B/c EmpireMaker has a 500 buy-in bankroll and his A+ game is better than any sentient being's in the history of the universe.

RikaKazak 08-10-2006 10:52 AM

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Why oh why can't this happen to Empiremaker as well?

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Empire may be cocky arrognant and SUPER ANNOYING sometimes...but from what I know of him he has good bankroll managment skills.

Wools 08-10-2006 10:54 AM

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So, any chance in hell he'll think about claiming any of those winnings on his tax returns, or can we say tax fraud?

derosnec 08-10-2006 11:07 AM

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and to think i get upset whenever i bubble in a 35+3 6-max sng.

rjoefish 08-10-2006 11:34 AM

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So, any chance in hell he'll think about claiming any of those winnings on his tax returns, or can we say tax fraud?

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Why claim it when he could just claim the lost amount as well and cancel it all out. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

rewt75 08-10-2006 11:44 AM

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Keep making fun of AIDS, see what else karma hands you.

GGrey 08-10-2006 11:52 AM

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Sweet 8lbs 6oz baby jebus, 500 to 40k, to 70k, to busto? Criminy.

poisonxfree 08-10-2006 11:54 AM

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Sweet 8lbs 6oz baby jebus, 500 to 40k, to 70k, to busto? Criminy.

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Not to mention the countless couple hundred -&gt; 10k -&gt; busto's in there.

BrunoThePug 08-10-2006 12:16 PM

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Now that was a good read. To think I felt bad for losing the free $40 party poker bonus giving NL a shot. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

lostandgone85 08-10-2006 12:36 PM

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Keep making fun of AIDS, see what else karma hands you.

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It's been 22.3 years, AIDS is funny now

cts 08-10-2006 01:11 PM

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Kid totally deserves it, no skill or bankroll management and acted like a total douchebag. Was a great read. Shows that a retarded monkey can run hot for a week or two (well, provided the monkey is a degenerate gambler I guess).

Scary_Tiger 08-10-2006 01:15 PM

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So, any chance in hell he'll think about claiming any of those winnings on his tax returns, or can we say tax fraud?

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Why claim it when he could just claim the lost amount as well and cancel it all out. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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A lot of states you can't claim the lost amount unless you're a professional...

Pog0 08-10-2006 01:25 PM

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Keep making fun of AIDS, see what else karma hands you.

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It's been 22.3 years, AIDS is funny now

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&lt;3..... South Park?

Josh. 08-10-2006 01:30 PM

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This is like Christmas coming early for Josh W

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i'm not josh w and i celebrate hannukah!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Josh. 08-10-2006 01:33 PM

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Turning Stone was a success at first. I met a lot of cool kids who were huge ballers online, like empire, zappy, ozzy. I chilled with them and felt like I was THERE, I was one of the top young players in the world, and it would be no time before I went pro. I was up $7K in the limit games and felt like I was unstoppable.

Then came the worst day of my poker career. Turning Stone spread 100/200 for the first time ever, and I sat 3-handed as the game began. I quickly ran over the old guys at the table with me, but then the table actually filled up, which I wasn't expecting. I was never strong at full table, and some bad beats quickly put me on tilt, and I began playing every hand trying to get back to my 17K peak. I had sat with all the money I had on me at the time, and within 12 hours of playing this game, I didn't have a cent in front of me. I had been cleaned out by what I had viewed as inferior players. I was so pissed and depressed, and immediately left the casino.

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Gildwulf 08-10-2006 01:36 PM

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This is like Christmas coming early for Josh W

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i'm not josh w and i celebrate hannukah!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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I'm Jewish too...can we compromise and celebrate Christmakah?

Caldarooni 08-10-2006 01:41 PM

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My winrate just took a hit.

Josh. 08-10-2006 01:50 PM

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after reading all of that, he reminds me EXACTLY of a talentless version of kurosh

rjoefish 08-10-2006 01:54 PM

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So, any chance in hell he'll think about claiming any of those winnings on his tax returns, or can we say tax fraud?

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Why claim it when he could just claim the lost amount as well and cancel it all out. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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A lot of states you can't claim the lost amount unless you're a professional...

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Ah, didn't know that. Here in Iowa you can claim any loss. If you win a score at a casino and get a W2-G you can claim loses to offset those taxes.


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