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I just want to start a joke thread, no more, no less

what happens when a t-rex bites you?


<font color="white"> you get a dino-sore </font>

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A serious joke thread? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Events happening in the next half hour:
This thread gets locked: -440
Alobar's house gets firebombed: +160

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A girl and several guys meet on an internet message boar...

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there is nothing funny about a good joke....apparently

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I just want to start a joke thread, no more, no less

what happens when a t-rex bites you?


<font color="white"> you get a dino-sore </font>

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A thread gets locked again.

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Dammit this is a cool inside joke that I don't know enough about.

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I want to hear the end of this one, it sounds good

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?

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so this old couple is sitting in church and the old lady lets out a silent fart. every one turns around and loks at her. she asks her husband "does my fart smell?" he says no you need to turn up your hearing aid

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POTD!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?

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dont leave me in suspense man!!!

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?

[/ QUOTE ]Killed.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?

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An un-holy abomination.

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what do you get when you cross a new jersey nets point guard and a fine eastern drink :O

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Hell if I know

<font color="white"> elephino </font>

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Jason Kidd sake?

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I saw two squirrels having sex this morning.



<font color="white"> They were going nuts. </font>

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so this old couple is sitting in church and the old lady lets out a silent fart. every one turns around and loks at her. she asks her husband "does my fart smell?" he says no you need to turn up your hearing aid

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First of all, you should get in trouble for not quoting Maxim's Joke of the Month. Second, you got the joke wrong.

This is the joke:

An old couple is sitting in church and the woman says to her husband, "Dear, I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?". The husband replys, "Well for starters, turn up your hearing aid.".

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It's so hot out today I saw a squirrel putting sun tan lotion on his nuts

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The pope is on a world wide tour, and he's in NYC. At the end of the day when he's done riding around in his bubble car, he drives in a discreet limo. So it's him and the limo driver, and he's got the divider down and they're shooting the [censored]. Then the Pope says to the driver:

Pope: You know, when I was younger, I loved driving. I drove EVERYthing. Sports cars, trucks, big rigs, you name it.
Driver: Oh yeah?
Pope: Yeah. Loved it. But you know, there's one thing I never got to drive..

The driver sees where this is going, and how can he say no? So he pulls over and gets in the back and lets the Pope take over.

The pope, feeling young again, is really heavy on the pedal, and gets pulled over. The officer knocks on the glass, sees the Pope, gets a worried look on his face, and says "hold on a sec."

He calls into the chief. "Chief, we've got a problem."
"What is it?"
"This guy was really speeding, but I think we gotta let him slide"
"Is it the mayor?"
"Christ... Movie star?"
"Bigger."
"President?"
"Much bigger."
"[censored].. who the hell is it?!?!"
"I dunno chief, but he's got the Pope for a limo driver!"

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

<font color="white"> The drug dealer can't wash his crack and sell it again. </font>

This is the only quick decent joke I can think of.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?

<font color="white">A mechanic</font>

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A baby harp seal walks into a club...

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wtf is a message boar?

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What's white, 12 inches long and can make a woman scream?

<font color="white"> Crib death. </font>

Did you hear the one about the guy who had to stop copulating with 5 year olds?

<font color="white"> He couldn't get the blood out of his clown suit. </font>

-bb.

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wtf is a message boar?

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lol

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wtf is a message boar?

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Kinda like a carrier pigeon.

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What's a Chinese illness? Kung-flu

-laffy taffy

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wtf is a message boar?

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Kinda like a carrier pigeon.

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clever

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XXXXX walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"

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XXXXX walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"

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Is this implying what I think it is?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
<font color="white"> no idear</font>

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
<font color="white"> still no idear </font>

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
<font color="white">still no [censored] idear </font>

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Can anyone name the gay and lesbian species of dinosaur???

<font color="white">Lickalotapuss and Megasaurass </font>

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Evan,

Not sure where you're going with that mang. I just heard that "XXXXX" is the new "horse" and thought I would try it out in that joke!

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walk it off.

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Isnt this why we have laughs and links?

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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54.../LOLCopter.gif

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Why did the jew watch the porno movie backwards?

<font color="white">he wanted to see the hooker give the money back </font>

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Why did the jew watch the porno movie backwards?

<font color="white">he wanted to see the hooker give the money back </font>

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Cyrus?