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EmpireMaker2 07-06-2006 12:03 AM

I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

Isura 07-06-2006 12:05 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
LOL. GL!

buscali20 07-06-2006 12:10 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
Seems like you have good character gl with that.

Clayton 07-06-2006 12:10 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
Prahlad, you are not

T-God 07-06-2006 12:10 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
You say that in the mirror?

warsaw 07-06-2006 12:12 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent


[/ QUOTE ]

Ok Kevin Federline

McShove 07-06-2006 12:22 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
DO IT!

AlwaysAir 07-06-2006 12:22 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think

[/ QUOTE ]

the first 2 words were already a lie

EmpireMaker2 07-06-2006 12:23 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
DO IT!

[/ QUOTE ]

POS come find me at 2k

Andrew Karpinski 07-06-2006 12:23 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
SNNNN

Andrew Karpinski 07-06-2006 12:25 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
I just looked through all the 2k games on party and can't find you, but it appears this JimmyTwoTimes JimmyTwoTimes is at alot of tables.

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S 07-06-2006 12:33 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
Im gonna be the very best
Like noone ever was......

Sykes 07-06-2006 12:39 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

[/ QUOTE ]

you're worse than mahatma at rapping. and that's saying a lot.

GetThere1Time 07-06-2006 12:41 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
lolol please keep this updated.

Someone set the line on ETA until busto.

edfurlong 07-06-2006 12:45 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
Could someone move this thread to OOT please.

Jamougha 07-06-2006 12:55 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'm going to be the best player in the world

[/ QUOTE ]

When I think about it, that's probably the most modest statement I've ever heard from you.

jakhamma 07-06-2006 01:08 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
this thread really bothers me for some reason

neverforgetlol 07-06-2006 01:16 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent


[/ QUOTE ]

but.. gosh darnit, nobody likes me!

http://www.alfrankenweb.com/stuart1.jpg

Triumph36 07-06-2006 01:20 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
I think I've reversed my position on EmpireMaker. This is hilarious.

EMc 07-06-2006 01:26 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm going to be the best player in the world

[/ QUOTE ]

When I think about it, that's probably the most modest statement I've ever heard from you.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

claudenm 07-06-2006 01:49 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'm going to be busted by the best player in the world

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

buzz_ly 07-06-2006 01:51 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
You say that in the mirror?

[/ QUOTE ]

No! If you say that 3 times in the school bathroom into the mirror Phil Helmuth comes out of the toilet bowl.

I love EM2's posts in BBV. I feel so much less lonely every time i read them. Get a dog man.

cracker9521 07-06-2006 02:38 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
I don't doubt your poker abililties but you were picked on a lot as a child werent you.

multious 07-06-2006 02:43 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
i got faith empire.

CopTHIS 07-06-2006 04:45 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I'm going to be the biggest as.shole in the world

[/ QUOTE ]

Yep, you are well on the way if you are not there already.

FavouriteColour 07-06-2006 04:48 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
Empire is now my favourite poster. Sometimes I sit for hours and hours just watching him play because it's like watching a Tom Cruise movie.

RollinHand 07-06-2006 06:05 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
Revenge of the nerd(s)!

Ghazban 07-06-2006 09:20 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
I used to want to be half as good as TheWorstPlayer thinks he is.

Now I just want to be 1/4 as good as EM2 thinks he is.

Clayton 07-06-2006 09:21 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
those hating on prahlad, i mean EMP2, need to consider that he makes more than every one of you. so he's allowed to post this kinda crap. that's all.

thedustbustr 07-06-2006 09:24 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
i thought prah's rap was good. did his cd ever come out?

TheWorstPlayer 07-06-2006 09:34 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I used to want to be half as good as TheWorstPlayer thinks he is.

Now I just want to be 1/4 as good as EM2 thinks he is.

[/ QUOTE ]
Me too on both counts.

Gildwulf 07-06-2006 10:04 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

[/ QUOTE ]

Empiremaker
he's got Armani shoes and a $5000 breadbaker
when he posts on 2p2 he listens to the classic 90s hit 'Rumpshaker'
..........................



finish it. bbv

PocketElevens 07-06-2006 10:08 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

[/ QUOTE ]

Such a Chris Moneymaker wanabee.

07-06-2006 11:08 AM

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky
 

inferno 07-06-2006 11:11 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
can I have your baby

niss 07-06-2006 11:36 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

[/ QUOTE ]

Empiremaker
he's got Armani shoes and a $5000 breadbaker
when he posts on 2p2 he listens to the classic 90s hit 'Rumpshaker'
..........................



finish it. bbv

[/ QUOTE ]

EmpireMaker
Got her drunk, she fell asleep, so he went to wake her
When he pulled off her pants he found she was a faker
She had a johnson so big she could've been an LA Laker
So they cuddled, laid back, and watched the movie Brubaker
But when word got out he slammed a man he had to Robert Blake-her
And now he's in a cell where he's not a giver but a taker

Yo yo yo

eleventy 07-06-2006 11:51 AM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm sure your Poker Skills are only exceeded by your modesty..

Niwa 07-06-2006 12:39 PM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I think I am gifted
I think I have a talent
My reads are phenomanal
You just can't beat the maker
5-10 or 10-20 I dominate
Soon to beat the biggest games in the world
Bow to ur maker

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm sure your Poker Skills are only exceeded by your modesty..

[/ QUOTE ]

lmao.

EvanJC 07-06-2006 01:14 PM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
hmmm...i liked it!

BigPoppa 07-06-2006 01:17 PM

Re: I\'m going to be the best player in the world
 
I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!


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