Limerick Contest
 

Another one of those "something to do when bored" threads. We did one of these in HUSH forum once. For those who don't know, a limerick is poetry following this syllable and rhyme structure:

9
9
5
5
9

8,8,5,5,8 also works well. Anything else sounds awkward.

Starting topic will be PoG. Anyone can offer a different topic for others to work with. I'll start.....


Since starting my PoG phase
I've liked it in so many ways
Now, look at this place,
It's been a disgrace
With 1.5 turbo-less days

Re: Limerick Contest
 

How about a turbo at six
So us junkies can get in our fix
if we can't get ten by then
we'll play grafitti again
and look at some more movie pix

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Since messing about on the board,
My sleep deprivation has soared,
And the pains in my head,
cos I won't go to bed,
seems a very appropriate reward!

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Some know that I'm not quite a quitter,
But won't make much more than a pitter
A turbo is fine
Between 6 and 9
And I'll try recruiting diebitter!

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POG has been so dreadfully slow
It's like watching the green grass grow
Not much WW or clue
Prompts unfortunate spew
And 2 months for a boat to row

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POG has been so dreadfully slow
It's like watching the green grass grow
Not much WW or clue
Prompts unfortunate spew
And 10 days for a boat to row

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Awesome!

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LOL.. and I just editted it too.. made it
"And 2 months for a boat to row" since that game has already been going for 21 days and we're not even close to being finished yet!

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There once was a man from Nantucket






The stories about him are way way exagerated

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When playing werewolf you must fear
That bobo might try to fake seer
"Follow me", he'll say
"Lynch VR today"
If he lies then just call him a queer

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There once was a man from Nantucket






The stories about him are way way exagerated

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nh

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I think the first werewolf is nick
Hornacek is my second pick
I feel so empowered
voting off scotthoward
because he's a retarded prick [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I think the first werewolf is nick
Hornacek is my second pick
I feel so empowered
voting off scotthoward
because he's a retarded prick [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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winner

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I just started a 6pm turbo thread
So please go post in there instead
If it doesn't get 10 i'll weep
and cry tears until knee deep
And autolynch you until you are dead

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The responses so far will suffice
In returning this forum to life
If it stayed the dull way,
I was just 'bout to say:
I'd have to go get me a wife. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I have much to do everyday
But instead i just sit here and play
i guess the movie star
or look at amps avatar
hey, at least that proves im not gay!

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I wonder where AK's been chillin
He hasn't sent even a fill-in
It's really so weird
He just disappeared
I hope his new girl didn't kill him

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I wonder where AK's been chillin
He hasn't sent even a fill-in
It's really so weird
He just disappeared
I hope his new girl didn't kill him

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You really did miss andrew K??
he probably just went away
next time he says "in"
I'll say, "where you been
Sign up so you can be afk!!"

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I have much to do every nigh
But instead i just sit here and try
i guess the movie star
or look at amps avatar
hey, at least that proves im likely bi!

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FYP!

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I know that I'm new to this thread,
getting flamed is something I dread,
but I'll still make my post,
with my fingers both crossed,
and pray that I don't wind up dead.

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I know that I'm new to this thread,
getting flamed is something I dread,
but I'll still make my post,
with my fingers both crossed,
and pray that I don't wind up dead.

[/ QUOTE ]
Since you asked for the flaming....

What kind of accent do you have that rhymes "post" and "crossed"?

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I have much to do every nigh
But instead i just sit here and try
i guess the movie star
or look at amps avatar
hey, at least that proves im likely bi!

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FYP!

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Hey Bravos, I dont want to boast
and thanks for fixing my post
But i know your just sad
that the Braves are so bad
and the METS are the best team on the East Coast

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[ QUOTE ]
The responses so far will suffice
In returning this forum to life
If it stayed the dull way,
I was just 'bout to say:
I'd have to go get me a wife. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I once knew a guy named OurHouse.
Made thousands with the click of a mouse.
Things were just dandy.
Now he runs like John Candy,
But he'll still make one hell of a spouse.

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I have much to do every nigh
But instead i just sit here and try
i guess the movie star
or look at amps avatar
hey, at least that proves im likely bi!

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP!

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Hey Bravos, I dont want to boast
and thanks for fixing my post
But i know your just sad
that the Braves are so bad
and the METS are the best team on the East Coast

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While I will agree with the Fins
And with Culpepper they'll log wins
Mets [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the Braves jock
And will fall like a rock
As their franchise mirrors the Twins

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I wonder where AK's been chillin
He hasn't sent even a fill-in
It's really so weird
He just disappeared
I hope his new girl didn't kill him

[/ QUOTE ]

You really did miss andrew K??
he probably just went away
next time he says "in"
I'll say, "where you been
Sign up so you can be afk!!"

[/ QUOTE ]
I never said I missed that dickie
But beggars can not be too picky
If his newly-found whore
Did kill him for sure
Then his death is an AFK sticky

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I wonder where AK's been chillin
He hasn't sent even a fill-in
It's really so weird
He just disappeared
I hope his new girl didn't kill him

[/ QUOTE ]

You really did miss andrew K??
he probably just went away
next time he says "in"
I'll say, "where you been
Sign up so you can be afk!!"

[/ QUOTE ]
I never said I missed that dickie
But beggars can not be too picky
If his newly-found whore
Did kill him for sure
Then his death is an AFK sticky

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The responses so far will suffice
In returning this forum to life
If it stayed the dull way,
I was just 'bout to say:
I'd have to go get me a wife. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

I once knew a guy named OurHouse.
Made thousands with the click of a mouse.
Things were just dandy.
Now he runs like John Candy,
But he'll still make one hell of a spouse.

[/ QUOTE ]
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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I have much to do every nigh
But instead i just sit here and try
i guess the movie star
or look at amps avatar
hey, at least that proves im likely bi!

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP!

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Hey Bravos, I dont want to boast
and thanks for fixing my post
But i know your just sad
that the Braves are so bad
and the METS are the best team on the East Coast

[/ QUOTE ]

While I will agree with the Fins
And with Culpepper they'll log wins
Mets [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the Braves jock
And will fall like a rock
As their franchise mirrors the Twins

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The braves have been good i must say
but that was yesterday
14 division wins in a row
Only One ring to show
And even Chipper named his son Shea!!

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I have much to do every nigh
But instead i just sit here and try
i guess the movie star
or look at amps avatar
hey, at least that proves im likely bi!

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP!

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey Bravos, I dont want to boast
and thanks for fixing my post
But i know your just sad
that the Braves are so bad
and the METS are the best team on the East Coast

[/ QUOTE ]

While I will agree with the Fins
And with Culpepper they'll log wins
Mets [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] the Braves jock
And will fall like a rock
As their franchise mirrors the Twins

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The braves have been good i must say
but that was yesterday
14 division wins in a row
Only One ring to show
And even Chipper named his son Shea!!

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Twenty years now and I still sing...
At least Atlanta has a ring!
Only Buckner's gaff,
at which I still laugh,
Allows the Mets to sport their bling.

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Could we possibly move on from sports?
I feel dumb and a bit out of sorts.
While a few have been mean
Overall they've been clean
And I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] all the poets of course!

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Could we possibly move on from sports?
I feel dumb and a bit out of sorts.
While a few have been mean
Overall they've been clean
And I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] all the poets of course!

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VR, I didn't mean to offend
and I do consider you a friend
but i can't let Bravos think
that the Braves do not stink
cause the Mets will be champs in the end

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Our very own VoraciousReader
Is a wonderful mod and leader
but try not to flinch
she will quickly lynch
the villagers who can beat her.

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I really think baseball's the suck
Players fall off the back of a truck
Babe Ruth: alcoholic
Bonds took anabolics
Until fall I'm just [censored] out of luck.

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I really think baseball's the suck
Players fall off the back of a truck
Babe Ruth: alcoholic
Bonds took anabolics
Until fall I'm just [censored] out of luck.

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lol i like this one

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So football is the thing for you
more steroids than the baseball few
Rothlesberger on a bike
like my daughter on her trike
but I admit, I can not wait too.

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[ QUOTE ]
Could we possibly move on from sports?
I feel dumb and a bit out of sorts.
While a few have been mean
Overall they've been clean
And I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] all the poets of course!

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The PoG mods are just neater
And one of them is so much sweeter
She thrives in this scene
You know who I mean;
The one they call VoraciousReader

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VR, I didn't mean to offend
and I do consider you a friend
but i can't let Bravos think
that the Braves do not stink
cause the Mets will be champs in the end

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The rhythm of this one is off...
Perhaps a quick rewrite? [cough]
I admire your passion
But think you can fashion
One that doesn't make me want to scoff.

Enjoy your brief time in the sun...
At least until baseball is done
I don't blame you at all
But College Basketball
Is obviously much more fun!

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Days without shaving, I'm scruffy.
My neck hurts, my nose is all stuffy.
but I still need my fill
so I'll pop another pill
and leave you more clues that I'm stat boy.

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Days without shaving, I'm scruffy.
My neck hurts, my nose is all stuffy.
but I still need my fill
so I'll pop another pill
and leave you more clues that I'm stat boy.

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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LOL LOL LOL
took me a minute to figure out what you were talking about!!!

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[ QUOTE ]

VR, I didn't mean to offend
and I do consider you a friend
but i can't let Bravos think
that the Braves do not stink
cause the Mets will be champs in the end

[/ QUOTE ]

The rhythm of this one is off...
Perhaps a quick rewrite? [cough]
I admire your passion
But think you can fashion
One that doesn't make me want to scoff.

Enjoy your brief time in the sun...
At least until baseball is done
I don't blame you at all
But College Basketball
Is obviously much more fun!

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VR, I know you're quite modest
and I'm not saying that you are a godess
But if we met in real life
I would make you my wife
'cause I'm pretty damn sure your the hottest

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Yeah, I've been a bit sick recently, I didn't know if I should put that in the post as a disclaimer so everyone would know what was going on.