I stabbed someone during a poker game
 

Man this is really [censored] up. After losing this hand i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

NExt thing COPS show up, after some douche calls 911. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

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LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WONT CUT YOU???
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-9/1081723/andy.JPG

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If you weren't trying to kill him, what exactly were you trying to do?

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Chod, hope you make a lot of friends in the shower.

Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game
 

someone post the "I'mma rape you" pic

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this card is better than AA...
http://www.adena.com/adena/mo/chjail.jpg

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best. poster. ever.

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I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.

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Sounds like a true story.

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Next time just punch him in the back of the head fooligan.

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POTY

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LOL.

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You really stabbed someone because he took like $80 from you?

I'll give you $200 if you track down a few of these PP 3/6NL regulars I hate, and stab them for me. PM me for details. (you have nothing to lose... and if you invest this $200 while you're in jail, it'll turn into like $400 by the time you are out)

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Did you eat poop also?

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My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed.

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bwahahaha

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What were the suits of the QT? This hand should enter into folklore as stabed mans hand.

Not that I believe this story for a second, even after years of playing poker I find hard to beleive anyone would be this stupid, I mean you know you will never be able to cash in your slansky bucks now?

You just literaly stabed the hand that feeds you.

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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call:)

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You really stabbed someone because he took like $80 from you?

I'll give you $200 if you track down a few of these PP 3/6NL regulars I hate, and stab them for me. PM me for details. (you have nothing to lose... and if you invest this $200 while you're in jail, it'll turn into like $400 by the time you are out)

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I chit myself laughing reading this.

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[stabbing] graph plz

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POTY
That is all.

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Stabbing > Raising > Folding > Calling.

That is all.

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I just wanted to make him suffer, man i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at.

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Best part. Putting getting "analed" and "yelled at" on the same level of unpleasantness. LOL.

"I swear to God, I will KILL YOU. And I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN."

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Standard (yawn)

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well played. bet more on turn.

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i hope this is true and this thread gets subpoenaed as evidence....i would have a big LOL

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Hero is dealt AA - Aggravated Assault

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after some douche calls 911

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I particularly liked this part.

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after some douche calls 911

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I particularly liked this part.

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I preferred the stabbing myself. to each his own

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if this is real..This was +EV on his part LOL. You now will be sued for thousands of dollars. He is getting like 50 to 1 on his call:)

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Nice!

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What were the suits of the QT? This hand should enter into folklore as stabed mans hand.

Not that I believe this story for a second, even after years of playing poker I find hard to beleive anyone would be this stupid, I mean you know you will never be able to cash in your slansky bucks now?

You just literaly stabed the hand that feeds you.

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I have to call BS here, just my read. OP posted a beat, brag, and variance with the same story [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. Too good to be true.
Regards,
Carl

Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game
 

If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game
 

u my friend...are one sick MO-FO

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If this story is true, you are an idiot.
If this story is fake, you are an idiot.

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I agree 100% with this

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If this story is true, you are a saint.
If this story is fake, you are still A-OK IN MY BOOK!.

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If this story is true, LOL.
If this story is fake, heh.

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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...-get-raped.jpg

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So prison eh?? Ah hear they lahk fellers lahk yew therr.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...-get-raped.jpg

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I loled so hard at this that my boss yelled at me.

Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game
 

Run it 3 times. What other reason could you have for playing live?

Re: I stabbed someone during a poker game
 

stab preflop.