What Will I Do? (or should I?) While the Maid is here?
 

Hey All,

Well since retirement last Monday, I have been doing pretty much nothing except socializing, playing and going to the gym. Well today is the first day the maid is on her way that I am home. I don't necesarily feel comfortable with lounging around while they clean around me, so I need to make myself scarce for 4 hours. Problem is, I have no idea what time they are coming?

So far all I can think of is going to the gym, and returning briefly to shower and change (or do it there)...what then!?

Movie by myself? Starbucks with Laptop? NYC Museum?

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Pool hall. Find a partner, and play $20 race to 5 partners sets. Repeat.

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Mattysuspect:

Lay on the couch in your underoos. Use a towel as a cape.

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Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George Costanza: Who said that?

Mr. Lippman: She did.

George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

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I'm going to a conference at NYU in a couple of hours. Wanna meet me there?

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How about play poker??

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Watch some porn just before she gets there and start jacking off. Make sure she catches you, if she is anything like the girls on Naughty America she will finish you off or you can fantacise about what would of happened after she leaves.

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Follow her around wearing white gloves, inspecting everything.

Scowl a lot.

Wear clothes too if you're a prude

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Is she hot?

Pics plz.

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Is she hot?

Pics plz.

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Remember: you don't ask, you don't get.


Jesus said that.

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They came in at 10:30, spent 90 minutes at the gym, got breakfast, they're gone. False alarm.

Thanks.

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That's good, 'cause I was getting pretty worried.

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Matt:

Next time, you should seriously consider the underoos plan. Nothing says sexy like climbing the walls of a hall in a cape and underoos.

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Matty,

Go to Shake Shack now.

Re: What Will I Do? (or should I?) While the Maid is here?
 

Did I miss the **OFFICIAL INDIEMATTY RETIREMENT THREAD**?

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Whoa. I'm now having the same problem as Matt here. I'm at my dad's house and two Spanish cleaning ladies are here. I can't understand what they're saying. I have to get out of here.

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You hire a maid? How big is your apartment?

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Whoa. I'm now having the same problem as Matt here. I'm at my dad's house and two Spanish cleaning ladies are here. I can't understand what they're saying. I have to get out of here.

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I've never had a Spanish chick! OOOOLLLLEEEE!

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all these posts made me laugh, which was extremely awkward because it's finals week and everybody is studying quietly. thanks a lot OOT

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In addition to the underwear/couch combination, do not forget the mandatory block of cheese.

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When I had a maid in CR, I would just play poker or watch some TV. I would put my legs up if she needed to clean a certain area, or go into another room.

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"I would put my legs up if she needed to clean a certain area"

Status= currently misinterpreting this statement.