Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

way to unnecessarily stereotype a massive population.

Why not do the Jews or Muslims as an encore?

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Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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well, i guess eye for an eye seems to be the way the USA rolls...

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Dear Midwest,
Thanksalotforyouradvice.
Wewillseewhatwecandotoslowdownandmakeourselveseasi erforyou
tounderstand.
Thanksalsoforeverythingyoudoforthecountry.Wereally likecorn.
Welikebacontoo.

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Dear Midwest,
Thanksalotforyouradvice.
Wewillseewhatwecandotoslowdownandmakeourselveseasi erforyou
tounderstand.
Thanksalsoforeverythingyoudoforthecountry.Wereally likecorn.
Welikebacontoo.

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excellent post. I give up. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

EDIT: i was amused by this, reading my responses i seem to have come off as...eurosmeggery.

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Dear NY and Midwest,

Yinz guys want a beer n'at?

Sincerely,
PA

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Dear Europe:

Please forgive our little interstate bickering on this side of the pond. We realize its unseemly. But when certain of our less cosmopolitan inhabitants instigate arguments with silly stereotypes, it is hard to resist responding.

Respectfully yours,

USA

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Dear Europe:

Please forgive our little interstate bickering on this side of the pond. We realize it's unseemly. But when certain of our less cosmopolitan inhabitants instigate arguments with silly stereotypes, it is hard to resist responding.

Respectfully yours,

USA

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no biggie, we could collectively diss some other continent...

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Dear NY,

Don't underestimate us. We're smarter than we look. We just can't comprehend you with that silly accent. Thanks for recognizing how cool corn is. Btw, your Statue of Liberty lady, she looks real pretty.

Sincerely,

Ohio

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Dear NY,

Don't underestimate us. We're smarter than we look. We just can't comprehend you with that silly accent. Thanks for recognizing how cool corn is. Btw, your Statue of Liberty lady, she looks real pretty.

Sincerely,

Ohio

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which state says "purty"?

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which state says "purty"?

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That would be Kentucky (my neighbor)

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kentucky borders ohio? get outta here. I thought kentucky was down near florida...

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As a New Yorker exiled to the midwest (Chicago), I disrespectfully submit this to the discussion:

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...bergnyview.jpg

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Dear Midwest,

Get smarter, fast. We don't have all day.

Sincerely,

NY

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Let's see how smart you feel with my foot in your ass.

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When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

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Did you ever think the problem isn't the Midwest for us NY'ers... its you?

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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[ QUOTE ]
When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

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Dear Midwest,

So you're the guy who gets $4.42/hour to handle my calls while I lose $115 every hour I'm on the phone with you?

Now I understand,
NY

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I did not vote for this guy to represent the Midwest.

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Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

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Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

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that would be the most inaccurate statement of the day

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Dear USA,

Thank you for good movies, tv, and sports.

Yours,

USA North

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way to unnecessarily stereotype a massive population.

Why not do the Jews or Muslims as an encore?

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No Jews or Muslims in New York???

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Dear USA,

Thank you for good movies, tv, and sports.

Yours,

USA North

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Don't mention it, friend. And thank you for the occasional quirky comedian, the Maple syrup and accepting our draft dodgers in the 1960s.

Re: Hey New Yorkers - slow the Fornicate Down!
 

[ QUOTE ]
When you rush people on the phone it actually makes us take longer to help you. There may not be a lighting fast answer to your question so just slow down, take a breath and let us help you.

Sincerely,

The Midwest

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Don't worry, you won't have to put up with us much longer. Soon your job will be outsourced to India.

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Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

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that would be the most inaccurate statement of the day

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Oh, snap! We just got poaned by a Euro!

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$4.42/hour...

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Maybe if I was in India...

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outsourced to India....$4.42/hour

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Then you'd have to deal with uncomprehensible accents. I'dLiketoHearNewYorkTalkingSpeedTryingToTalkToAnIn dian.

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way to unnecessarily stereotype a massive population.


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It's a cultural thing. I can tell when it's a New York caller without looking at the account. Of course there are exceptions. But the range of hyperkinetic, Type A, need it yesterday people goes to 110 / 100 in New York.
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Then you'd have to deal with uncomprehensible accents. I'dLiketoHearNewYorkTalkingSpeedTryingToTalkToAnIn dian.



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its the same as when i call the midwest, except I go "Iwanttospeaktoanamerican"

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Dear USA,

Chill.

yours,

Europe

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Having lived in NY and moved to the Midwest a few years ago, I'm going to have to side with OP on this one.

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Born in Midwest - Live in New York... How bout:

Dear California and Texas,

Secede.

Sincerely,

Everyone else.

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Dear Inhabitants of Earth

STFU and be more like Commodus.

God

P.S. What did you [censored] do to my son?

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Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

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No.

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Born in Midwest - Live in New York... How bout:

Dear California and Texas,

Secede.

Sincerely,

Everyone else.

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Does this mean we have to join up with Mexico? Do we have to stick with Texas?

Inquisitively,

California

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Dear USA

We all secretly wish to be a bit more like you.

Regards,
Europe

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No.

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Yeah, it's not really a secret.

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Dear USA

DECLARATION OF REVOCATION
by John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America: in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP, for the 97% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
(There follows a long list of rules, including requirements to spell and pronounce English correctly, to cease playing gridiron and adopt proper football, to re-label so-called "beer" as "lager," etc.)

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your co-operation.

England

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dear midwest,

forgive us for our faster information processing and reasoning skills, they are to blame for our faster communication skills.

expeditiously,

the northeast

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Dear USA

DECLARATION OF REVOCATION
by John Cleese

To the citizens of the United States of America: in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Your new Prime Minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP, for the 97% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
(There follows a long list of rules, including requirements to spell and pronounce English correctly, to cease playing gridiron and adopt proper football, to re-label so-called "beer" as "lager," etc.)

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your co-operation.

England

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prime minister? wait so you guys don't have secular government?

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Dear Everyone Else,

Relax.

-California

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Dear Inhabitants of Earth

STFU and be more like Commodus.

God

P.S. What did you [censored] do to my son?

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vnh

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Dear Everyone Else,

Relax.

-California

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same from texas