Favorite and or funniest acronym you have ever heard/used...
 

My vote goes for

"bbbjtcnqns" - Bare Back Blow Job to completion No Quit, No Spit

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Did you hear that in prison or in the 'Blue Oyster Bar'?

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It was from a solid 8.5 hooker in bellagio when I asked what she offered... I laughed and then took her to my room.. (although I did use protection) safety always first...

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SCUBA

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BAMF

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OOC, what was the going rate for 8.5's in vegas?

Plus, a bbbtonqns 8.5 is worth a trip report

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I've always like SNAFU

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My favorite is MFUYA, for my foot up your ass. My family and I use that phrase a lot for [censored] talking, its not bad. Not as good as some in this post already, just personal favorite.

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Always been partial to MILF.

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FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Area

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My favorite is TWAD.

(That Wasn't an Acronym Dip[censored])

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I like laser.

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WATFO

What are the f'ing odds?

(Credit goes to Bill Simmons.)

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FUBAR - fvcked up beyond all repair

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BOBFOC

Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

English term for a butterface

(Crimewatch is a UK programme which shows CCTV footage and reconstructions of crimes to get teh public to help identify criminals)

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SOFA

Sweater Over a Fat Ass

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GUNT - see FUPA above

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tanstaafl

there ain't no such thing as a free lunch...robert heinlein, i believe.

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TLA - Three Letter Acronym

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It was from a solid 8.5 hooker in bellagio when I asked what she offered... I laughed and then took her to my room.. (although I did use protection) safety always first...

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For a BJ?

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Nimby

Not in My Blinds Yo!

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That reminds me. A bar back home had a fancy sign hanging on the wall that said, Iitywybmad. After several visits, I finally asked a regular what it meant.

"If I tell you, will you buy me a drink?"

"Just tell me."

"If I tell you, will you buy me a drink?"

This went on for a while.

And since this story has kicked my brain back to the early 80's, a high school friend of mine was fond of DILLIGAF (do I look like I give a F?).

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AMF

(adios mother F*cker)

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What is now called "The University of Northumbria" was originally going to be called "Central University of Newcastle-upon-Tyne".... It wasn't until they had all the official paper, signposts, etc, printed up until they realised their massive error!

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My brother used to be in a Quake clan back in the day called INAAMF

Its Not An Acronym Mother F'er


I always thought it was kinda funny to hear him explain it to people.

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Film Actors Guild

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The correct answers are MILF and FUBAR. Congratulations!

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TWAIN (Tool Without An Interesting Name)

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Same thing like the Newcastle University.

It's a German Acronym, but I guess it will be understandable. There is this TV show which was supposed to be called "Alles nur aus Liebe" (it's just because of love), it's a telenovela and these things tend to get acronyms very fast here. Now it's called "Verliebt in Berlin" (in love in Berlin) and the original title is still the name of the opening song...

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NAMBLA

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I can't believe no one has said SIIHP yet.

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wysiwyg

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I like GNU ("GNU's not Unix").
Here's some nerdy humor on the recursiveness of it: http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html

There's also a piece of software called YACC which stands for Yet Another Compiler Compiler

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It was from a solid 8.5 hooker in bellagio when I asked what she offered... I laughed and then took her to my room.. (although I did use protection) safety always first...

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OOC, what was the going rate for 8.5's in vegas?



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I paid a nickel... mind you I am a vert strict grader.. 8.5 is pretty much the top possible score.

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At a place I once worked, folks often used to refer to stuff that wasn't working as Tango Uniform (Titties Up), but I thought that wasn't descriptive enough for some of the things that went wrong. So I created BUS (Buns Up Squealing), kinda a "Deliverance" reference. It really caught on.

My favorite acronym story was when our boss was having a meeting with his boss, and didn't know what an acronym was that was in so many of our activity reports for the test stands. "What does M/T stand for?" he asked. I tried my best not to giggle as I explained, "Ah, that means empty, sir. It is what it sounds like, the test stand was empty."

Shauna

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BUS (Buns Up Squealing), kinda a "Deliverance" reference.

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I love this one.

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NAMBLA

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North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association?

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It was from a solid 8.5 hooker in bellagio when I asked what she offered... I laughed and then took her to my room.. (although I did use protection) safety always first...

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For a BJ?

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BM,

uh, yeah.

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What is now called "The University of Northumbria" was originally going to be called "Central University of Newcastle-upon-Tyne".... It wasn't until they had all the official paper, signposts, etc, printed up until they realised their massive error!

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University of North Texas college radio station was call letters K U N T...no joke