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Mark the muck 11-12-2007 10:10 AM

Sickest beat ev0r
 
I think even the devil himself cant beat this..

Wish I would lie,but it really happened:

Playing as every weekend in the casino, 2/4.
I won no pot in the first 2 hours,was 250 € behind.

Then an man ~60 years sat down to us.
Told us he played for the first time.

raised every pot to 30 €.

the first rounds we folded,but after a time some nice action got started.

Could chase my losses within 30 minutes and now was ~50 € in front.

Then it happened:
I got dealt 88.

Guy,lets call him Jamie, made his standard raise to 30, another called,I raised it to 80.
Jamie called instantly, other guy thought a while then put his last 100 € all in.
We filled the 20 € up, flop came with 457.

I had €€€ in eyes,bet 100, Jamie called.

Turn 2.

I pushed all in with my 300, Jamie only got 150 left, called.

River is 8.

I showed my trips,he said 'Ok,seems that I have lost' and openfolded his A6.

Dealer said 'No,u have a straight'.
He,very calm: 'Oh,good'.

I asked him: 'U didn't see the straight the whole time?'
He shook his head.

We asked him why he was calling, he said:' Hey,I got an ace.'

Third guy got AJ.

But its not over:
Next round I was dealt Queens, but the dealer misdealt it cause he gave the AJ guy cards.



cliffnotes:
beat: lost a 800 € pot to an ace high caller

brag: its playmoney for me

variance: after turn he had 8 outs.

majorbeat: he didnt see his 8 outs but called an all in.

dariush 11-12-2007 10:16 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
wow, if this is ur worst beat ever , i hate u

Dschmeidreu 11-12-2007 10:18 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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wow, if this is ur worst beat ever , i hate u

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IIRC OP says this is his worse beat ev0r....not ever.

2hi4me2cu 11-12-2007 10:18 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
yeah if thats your worse beat ever, you must be new too...

Just wait till you lose with quads...


Whats the difference between ever and ev0r?

haarbalz 11-12-2007 10:27 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
sickest beat = "Playing as every weekend in the casino"

SkeetyMcdoogle 11-12-2007 10:33 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
this thread sucks

Mark the muck 11-12-2007 10:34 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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yeah if thats your worse beat ever, you must be new too...

Just wait till you lose with quads...




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would be like a [censored] for me if my opponent only know that he got a hand..

kylephilly 11-12-2007 11:14 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
POTTY

Gullanian 11-12-2007 11:31 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
Send me some play money

21SuicideKing21 11-12-2007 11:33 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
nominating mark the muck as worst poster in BBV.

Perestroika 11-12-2007 11:52 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
I second.

hankat 11-12-2007 11:58 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
"Then an man ~60 years sat down to us."

xpert english

skillgambler 11-12-2007 12:26 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
I uses my dyslexia skills to tcirk you lal.

Mark the muck 11-12-2007 12:27 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
[ QUOTE ]
"Then an man ~60 years sat down to us."

xpert english

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if this was my only mistake I can be proud.

SkeetyMcdoogle 11-12-2007 12:39 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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"Then an man ~60 years sat down to us."

xpert english

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if this was my only mistake I can be proud.

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no you have tons of mistakes in there but this one is our fav0rite

Mark the muck 11-12-2007 12:47 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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"Then an man ~60 years sat down to us."

xpert english

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if this was my only mistake I can be proud.

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no you have tons of mistakes in there but this one is our fav0rite

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write the text in german,make less mistakes,and I'll ship ya 100 $.

QuimKnight 11-12-2007 01:22 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
you should never post again, DUCY?

EWS87 11-12-2007 01:26 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
[ ] one of 100,000 sickest beats ever

Bone_Daddy 11-12-2007 01:35 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
more of a whine than a beat.

I guess a set of 8s has never been beat by a 4,5,7,8 board.

Mark the muck 11-12-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
so difficult to get the main thing?

badbeatLOL 11-12-2007 01:39 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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so difficult to get the main thing?

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nope, we get it, you're dumb

Fishonaquest 11-12-2007 01:41 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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"Then an man ~60 years sat down to us."

xpert english

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if this was my only mistake I can be proud.

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Als ich gestern auf meine Oma wartete, fiel mir auf, dass ich Leute deren Vater gestorben ist und die daher zwanghaft Aufmerksamkeit in einem Forum benötigen, auf den Tod nicht ausstehen kann.

Ship 100 $ to Pinelope80 on Stars. Thank you!

no you have tons of mistakes in there but this one is our fav0rite

[/ QUOTE ]

write the text in german,make less mistakes,and I'll ship ya 100 $.

[/ QUOTE ]

Als ich gestern auf meine Oma wartete, fiel mir auf, dass ich Leute deren Vater gestorben ist und die daher zwanghaft Aufmerksamkeit in einem Forum benötigen, auf den Tod nicht ausstehen kann.

Ship 100 $ to Pinelope80 on Stars. Thank you!

HensonLosesLots 11-12-2007 01:46 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
Still trying to find the bad beat?

Nonfiction 11-12-2007 02:26 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
This thread makes me realize why I love bbv. People from different countries, cultures, and backgrounds, all uniting in hatred to flame an idiot.

ryang 11-12-2007 03:14 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/24/lo...ne1tnopgui.jpg

Savaron 11-12-2007 09:37 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
[ QUOTE ]
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"Then an man ~60 years sat down to us."

xpert english

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if this was my only mistake I can be proud.

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Als ich gestern auf meine Oma wartete, fiel mir auf, dass ich Leute deren Vater gestorben ist und die daher zwanghaft Aufmerksamkeit in einem Forum benötigen, auf den Tod nicht ausstehen kann.

Ship 100 $ to Pinelope80 on Stars. Thank you!

no you have tons of mistakes in there but this one is our fav0rite

[/ QUOTE ]

write the text in german,make less mistakes,and I'll ship ya 100 $.

[/ QUOTE ]

Als ich gestern auf meine Oma wartete, fiel mir auf, dass ich Leute deren Vater gestorben ist und die daher zwanghaft Aufmerksamkeit in einem Forum benötigen, auf den Tod nicht ausstehen kann.

Ship 100 $ to Pinelope80 on Stars. Thank you!

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http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3622/opabt8.jpg

barncat 11-12-2007 10:49 PM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
i see another unpaid bet coming

Tooorero86 11-13-2007 08:34 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
op deserves pancreatic kanker

JokersAttack 11-13-2007 08:45 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
overpair lses to OESD?

omg clal 911

Mark the muck 11-13-2007 08:50 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
stop this ridicolous hating and start buy my book!


http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9376/bookyo1.jpg

Ephialtes 11-13-2007 09:01 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
Oh nice Price, from 50$ to 25$

Tooorero86 11-13-2007 09:03 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
i´m not interested in benefiting speed/lidocaine-addictions

its_just_me 11-13-2007 09:03 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
i think youre ok for an attention whore

xjimraketex 11-13-2007 09:13 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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brag: its playmoney for me


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oh i had to lol there...
u made like 5K and suddenly 300 bucks is play moniez?

btw story sucks, op sucks, and im glad villain open mucks.
btw2: i dont buy any of that stupid ass story
btw3 if its true, i like villain for playin the stupid monkey just to level the stupid supermonkey called op.

fringsrache 11-13-2007 09:15 AM

Re: Sickest beat ev0r
 
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nominating mark the muck as worst poster in BBV.

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