lhe zzzz
 

ramil007: posts small blind $100
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qd Jd]
1011000: folds
jumper17: folds
Hoss_TBF: folds
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
ramil007: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [As 3d 8c]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [As 3d 8c] [3c]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $4395 from pot
PapaWarbucks: doesn't show hand



ramil007: posts small blind $100
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind $200
1011000: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [6h Ks]
FoxyPlayer: folds
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [3h 5c Js]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [3h 5c Js] [Qc]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [3h 5c Js Qc] [Kc]
ramil007: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $4398 from pot



1011000: posts small blind $100
ramil007: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9s Kh]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
FoxyPlayer: folds
McSketch: folds
1011000: folds
ramil007: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [3c 5d Ks]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [3c 5d Ks] [9d]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [3c 5d Ks 9d] [8c]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ramil007: shows [6s 7h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
ramil007 collected $6895 from pot



jumper17: posts small blind $100
vinnybstgk: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Ks Jh]
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
FoxyPlayer: folds
McSketch: folds
jumper17: folds
vinnybstgk: folds
ramil007: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [3s 4h Js]
ramil007: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ramil007: raises $200 to $600
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [3s 4h Js] [6c]
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: raises $400 to $1200
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $1600
Betting is capped
ramil007: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [3s 4h Js 6c] [Tc]
ramil007: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $400
ramil007: calls $400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [Ks Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
ramil007: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $6695 from pot



McSketch: posts small blind $100
valesco: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qh Th]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ramil007: calls $400
McSketch: folds
valesco: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s 5c]
valesco: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
valesco: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s 5c] [Ad]
PapaWarbucks: checks
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3s 5c Ad] [As]
PapaWarbucks: checks
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $3695 from pot


Big_Nemo: posts small blind $100
BiggestFish: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [5d Kh]
Baffa: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
Big_Nemo: raises $200 to $600
BiggestFish: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [9s 6d 4h]
Big_Nemo: bets $200
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [9s 6d 4h] [4d]
Big_Nemo: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [9s 6d 4h 4d] [Ad]
Big_Nemo: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
Big_Nemo: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $3395 from pot
PapaWarbucks: doesn't show hand



I wish I copy pasted more of these into Word as I'm playing; some of them are good stuff but I can't recall them now.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Please stop being so sickly good, kthx

Re: lhe zzzz
 

I will never play high stakes limited hold them.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

disgusting hands

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
I will never play high stakes limited hold them.


[/ QUOTE ]

Re: lhe zzzz
 

guess you got it again
godlike

Re: lhe zzzz
 

i still fail to see how limit hold em is poker
edit: no doubt these hands are ridiculous, respeck.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
i still fail to see how limit hold em is poker


[/ QUOTE ]
cards + betting + poker hands = lol

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i still fail to see how limit hold em is poker


[/ QUOTE ]
cards + betting + poker hands = lol

[/ QUOTE ]
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/poker
pok·er 1 (p?'k?r)
n. One that pokes, especially a metal rod used to stir a fire.
pok·er 2 (p?'k?r)
n. Any of various card games played by two or more players who bet on the value of their hands.

lol.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

there are two hands here where only one bet goes in on the turn. fix typos please

Re: lhe zzzz
 

wtf. how do you make him fold to a cap???

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
wtf. how do you make him fold to a cap???

[/ QUOTE ]

just dont think about it, it'll be less scary

Re: lhe zzzz
 

wtf. this is sick. it looks like random clicking. nh.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

It's so funny, b/c after seeing these hands I know I will never play higher than 50/1.

Vig

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
McSketch: posts small blind $100
valesco: posts big blind $200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qh Th]
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
ramil007: calls $400
McSketch: folds
valesco: calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3s 5c]
valesco: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
ramil007: raises $200 to $400
valesco: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $200
*** TURN *** [Jc 3s 5c] [Ad]
PapaWarbucks: checks
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: calls $400
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3s 5c Ad] [As]
PapaWarbucks: checks
ramil007: bets $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $400 to $800
ramil007: folds
PapaWarbucks collected $3695 from pot

[/ QUOTE ]

This might be the most awesome LHE hand ever posted on 2+2. I'm serious.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Didn't you make a post several days ago about not knowing how to make the right decisions anymore and even thought about moving down?
Oh well. This post cost you a lot of competition, because people are now feared of you like no other player in this forum.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
disgusting hands

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
Didn't you make a post several days ago about not knowing how to make the right decisions anymore and even thought about moving down?
Oh well. This post cost you a lot of competition, because people are now feared of you like no other player in this forum.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sometimes I get the feeling that Schneids is very selective about the hands he posts, and the impression he gives.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

unpossible

Re: lhe zzzz
 

I call bs.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
I call bs.

[/ QUOTE ]

Swear on my life all of these hands are real and unedited.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
It's so funny, b/c after seeing these hands I know I will never play higher than 50/1.

Vig

[/ QUOTE ]

Surely you know that this [censored] doesn't work at $0.50/$1.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

If for some reason I ever play against Schneids I am never betting or folding, ever.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I call bs.

[/ QUOTE ]

Swear on my life all of these hands are real and unedited.

[/ QUOTE ]

Fine. I no longer call bs.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Am I the only one that thinks this is one of, if not the, best LHE posts in 2+2 history.

[censored] luckbox. Or something.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I call bs.

[/ QUOTE ]

Swear on my life all of these hands are real and unedited.

[/ QUOTE ]

i can vouch for this, cuz i often watch schneids play.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

So much for that "I'm worried I won't make the right decisions" post. Wow.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
I will never understand high stakes limited hold them.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: lhe zzzz
 

wow, schnieds you play like a fish. i hope you still have money in a few monthes when im ready for 2-4.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Some of the hands he doesnt post

POKERSTARS GAME #6825152148: TOURNAMENT #34767567, $5.00+$0.25 HOLD'EM LIMIT - MATCH ROUND I, LEVEL V (80/160) - 2006/10/30 - 01:44:23 (ET)
Table '34767567 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: deanrover6 (2155 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (845 in chips)
PapaWarbucks: posts small blind 40
deanrover6: posts big blind 80
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [6c Kc]
PapaWarbucks said, "PROPOER TROURENY STRAGETYG"
PapaWarbucks: raises 80 to 160
deanrover6: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [Tc 3c 4c]
deanrover6: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets 80
deanrover6: raises 80 to 160
PapaWarbucks: calls 80
*** TURN *** [Tc 3c 4c] [5s]
deanrover6: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets 160
deanrover6: raises 160 to 320
PapaWarbucks: calls 160
*** RIVER *** [Tc 3c 4c 5s] [3h]
deanrover6: bets 160
PapaWarbucks: calls 160
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deanrover6: shows [6c Kc] (a flush, King high)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
deanrover6 said, "now if u come back from this"
deanrover6 collected 1600 from pot
deanrover6 said, "i will kill myself"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1600 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 3c 4c 5s 3h]
Seat 1: deanrover6 (big blind) showed [6c Kc] and won (1600) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (button) (small blind) mucked [7c As]


POKERSTARS GAME #6825094820: TOURNAMENT #34767567, $5.00+$0.25 HOLD'EM LIMIT - MATCH ROUND I, LEVEL IV (50/100) - 2006/10/30 - 01:36:11 (ET)
Table '34767567 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: deanrover6 (1380 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (1620 in chips)
deanrover6: posts small blind 25
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [Ad As]
deanrover6: raises 50 to 100
PapaWarbucks: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [2h Qh 3s]
PapaWarbucks: checks
deanrover6: bets 50
PapaWarbucks: raises 50 to 100
deanrover6: calls 50
*** TURN *** [2h Qh 3s] [Kd]
PapaWarbucks: bets 100
deanrover6: raises 100 to 200
PapaWarbucks: raises 100 to 300
deanrover6: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [2h Qh 3s Kd] [Jh]
PapaWarbucks: bets 100
deanrover6: raises 100 to 200
PapaWarbucks: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deanrover6: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
deanrover6 collected 1400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1400 | Rake 0
Board [2h Qh 3s Kd Jh]
Seat 1: deanrover6 (button) (small blind) showed [Ad As] and won (1400) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (big blind) mucked [9c Qs]


POKERSTARS GAME #6825107161: TOURNAMENT #34767567, $5.00+$0.25 HOLD'EM LIMIT - MATCH ROUND I, LEVEL IV (50/100) - 2006/10/30 - 01:37:53 (ET)
Table '34767567 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: deanrover6 (2130 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (870 in chips)
deanrover6: posts small blind 25
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [As Kd]
deanrover6: raises 50 to 100
PapaWarbucks: raises 50 to 150
deanrover6: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Ks 8c 2d]
PapaWarbucks: bets 50
deanrover6: calls 50
*** TURN *** [Ks 8c 2d] [Ts]
PapaWarbucks: bets 100
deanrover6: raises 100 to 200
PapaWarbucks: raises 100 to 300
deanrover6: raises 100 to 400
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [Ks 8c 2d Ts] [Jh]
PapaWarbucks: checks
deanrover6: bets 100
PapaWarbucks: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deanrover6: shows [As Kd] (a pair of Kings)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
deanrover6 collected 1400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1400 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 8c 2d Ts Jh]
Seat 1: deanrover6 (button) (small blind) showed [As Kd] and won (1400) with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (big blind) mucked [9c 9s]



POKERSTARS GAME #6825057978: TOURNAMENT #34767567, $5.00+$0.25 HOLD'EM LIMIT - MATCH ROUND I, LEVEL III (30/60) - 2006/10/30 - 01:31:09 (ET)
Table '34767567 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: deanrover6 (1280 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (1720 in chips)
deanrover6: posts small blind 15
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [Jc 9c]
deanrover6: raises 30 to 60
PapaWarbucks: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [4c 7c 3c]
PapaWarbucks: checks
deanrover6: checks
*** TURN *** [4c 7c 3c] [4d]
PapaWarbucks: bets 60
deanrover6: raises 60 to 120
PapaWarbucks: raises 60 to 180
deanrover6: raises 60 to 240
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [4c 7c 3c 4d] [Td]
PapaWarbucks: bets 60
deanrover6: raises 60 to 120
PapaWarbucks: raises 60 to 180
deanrover6: raises 60 to 240
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: calls 60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deanrover6: shows [Jc 9c] (a flush, Jack high)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
deanrover6 collected 1080 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1080 | Rake 0
Board [4c 7c 3c 4d Td]
Seat 1: deanrover6 (button) (small blind) showed [Jc 9c] and won (1080) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (big blind) mucked [6h 5s]



POKERSTARS GAME #6825133383: TOURNAMENT #34767567, $5.00+$0.25 HOLD'EM LIMIT - MATCH ROUND I, LEVEL IV (50/100) - 2006/10/30 - 01:41:38 (ET)
Table '34767567 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: deanrover6 (2365 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (635 in chips)
PapaWarbucks: posts small blind 25
deanrover6: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [Tc As]
PapaWarbucks: raises 50 to 100
deanrover6: calls 50
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2s 6h]
deanrover6: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets 50
deanrover6: raises 50 to 100
PapaWarbucks: calls 50
*** TURN *** [Qh 2s 6h] [6c]
deanrover6: bets 100
PapaWarbucks: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2s 6h 6c] [5c]
deanrover6: bets 100
PapaWarbucks: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deanrover6: shows [Tc As] (a pair of Sixes)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
deanrover6 said, "valuetown!"
deanrover6 collected 800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 2s 6h 6c 5c]
Seat 1: deanrover6 (big blind) showed [Tc As] and won (800) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (button) (small blind) mucked [Kd 8c]

Seat 1: deanrover6 (740 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (2260 in chips)
deanrover6: posts small blind 15
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [7d 5d]
deanrover6 said, "please have Jx next time!"
deanrover6: raises 30 to 60
PapaWarbucks said, "f.u. runner runnering fish"
PapaWarbucks: raises 30 to 90
deanrover6: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Th 6d 8d]
PapaWarbucks: bets 30
deanrover6: raises 30 to 60
PapaWarbucks: calls 30
*** TURN *** [Th 6d 8d] [3s]
PapaWarbucks: checks
deanrover6: bets 60
PapaWarbucks: raises 60 to 120
deanrover6: raises 60 to 180
PapaWarbucks: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Th 6d 8d 3s] [2h]
PapaWarbucks: bets 60
deanrover6: raises 60 to 120
PapaWarbucks: folds
deanrover6 collected 780 from pot

POKERSTARS GAME #6824959408: TOURNAMENT #34767567, $5.00+$0.25 HOLD'EM LIMIT - MATCH ROUND I, LEVEL II (20/40) - 2006/10/30 - 01:18:19 (ET)
Table '34767567 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: deanrover6 (660 in chips)
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (2340 in chips)
PapaWarbucks: posts small blind 10
deanrover6: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deanrover6 [9h 9d]
PapaWarbucks: raises 20 to 40
deanrover6: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [2h 3s 7d]
deanrover6: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets 20
deanrover6: raises 20 to 40
PapaWarbucks: calls 20
*** TURN *** [2h 3s 7d] [7h]
deanrover6: bets 40
PapaWarbucks: calls 40
*** RIVER *** [2h 3s 7d 7h] [4s]
deanrover6: bets 40
PapaWarbucks: raises 40 to 80
deanrover6: raises 40 to 120
PapaWarbucks: raises 40 to 160
Betting is capped
deanrover6: calls 40
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [4h 6d] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
deanrover6: shows [9h 9d] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
deanrover6 collected 560 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 560 | Rake 0
Board [2h 3s 7d 7h 4s]
Seat 1: deanrover6 (big blind) showed [9h 9d] and won (560) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 2: PapaWarbucks (button) (small blind) showed [4h 6d] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fours

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../GAYRETARD.png

[/ QUOTE ]lol

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Whenever I see schnieds post these hands, I go "I'm never going to be able to function on that level, what's the point?"

Re: lhe zzzz
 

shnieds post made himself look like a genius, and deans post made shnieds look like a fish

deans post just proves that no one has any clue whether they are ahead or behind in limit, they just click buttons.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

goddamit this post is [censored] my game up. my attempt to be as good as schnieds obv fails miserably.

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10./$20
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5.5SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.75BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10.75BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: 12.75BB
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 9c 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button shows 7c Ks</font>

Re: lhe zzzz
 

You are sick.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

deans posts are hands in .02/.04 and $5 sngs. zzzz

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Didn't you make a post several days ago about not knowing how to make the right decisions anymore and even thought about moving down?
Oh well. This post cost you a lot of competition, because people are now feared of you like no other player in this forum.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sometimes I get the feeling that Schneids is very selective about the hands he posts, and the impression he gives.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: lhe zzzz
 

Schneids,
Do you use timing tells and stuff, I mean I'd have to imagine something like that allows you to make these sick plays.

Re: lhe zzzz
 

[ QUOTE ]
deans post just proves that no one has any clue whether they are ahead or behind in limit, they just click buttons.

[/ QUOTE ]
QFT