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I happen to be up after midnight. Friday night/sat morning here. woo woo.

A few guidelines this time, since this is supposed to be an OT thread, not a BBV thread. There's a whole forum for BBV. Expect hilarious bannings if you suck too much to understand this concept.

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1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable
3. If your name is Indiana you may not post about variance, bad beats or being fabulously wealthy

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.


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or better yet, someone start a Sept [censored] thread before Josem wakes up.


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no one beats me to it.

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anyone know where i can buy a goat ? i live in orlando, florida and haven't seen any for purchase lately.

Re: OT: [censored] thread, September, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 

I once had a goat

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Why do I suck?

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play too may tables?

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Why do I suck?

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Because somebody got your goat?

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OK, someone from Tuvalu or New Zealand needs to start this next month just so Josem can have the feeling the rest of the world gets when they see a [censored] thread for a month that hasn't happened yet.

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OK, someone from Tuvalu or New Zealand needs to start this next month just so Josem can have the feeling the rest of the world gets when they see a [censored] thread for a month that hasn't happened yet.

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Im going to New Zealand next feb/march, I will try to remember for the March thread.

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I say we just start banning ppl who start the [censored] thread early. It's not early in aussieland, but really, who gives a [censored] what time it is there?

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OK, someone from Tuvalu or New Zealand needs to start this next month just so Josem can have the feeling the rest of the world gets when they see a [censored] thread for a month that hasn't happened yet.

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Cool. I'm in Tuvalu. I'll get it.

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AMTs daily piece of advice:

dont start the day off with a 1/4 gallon of chocolate milk, it might be the last thing you ever do.

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anyone know where i can buy a goat ? i live in orlando, florida and haven't seen any for purchase lately.

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http://www.goatfinder.com/

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CAN WE NOT HAVE TWO GODDAM [censored] THREADS? This is MADNESS!

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It irritates me as well. Next month I'm locking any new [censored] thread until it is that month in my time zone.

Re: OT: [censored] thread, September, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 

This seems a good diea:

How To Filter This Forum

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It irritates me as well. Next month I'm locking any new [censored] thread until it is that month in my time zone.

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Why do all American's assume everyone else is American? /rant

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hypocrite

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It irritates me as well. Next month I'm locking any new [censored] thread until it is that month in my time zone.

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Why do all American's assume everyone else is American? /rant

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hypocrite

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no no no its just logic. When September starts in Australia its not september for everyone in the forum. When September starts in the US, it is. Thus, in order to keep only one active [censored] thread in the forum, it makes sense to wait till it is september here.

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AMTs daily piece of advice:

dont start the day off with a 1/4 gallon of chocolate milk, it might be the last thing you ever do.

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pussy. maybe it's time for some http://home.cogeco.ca/~husky66/Milk/store/store3.JPG

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It irritates me as well. Next month I'm locking any new [censored] thread until it is that month in my time zone.

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It really irritates me when someone other than someone with a green name starts a [censored] thread. No offense to the op, but give it a rest dude.

Re: OT: [censored] thread, September, READ RULES IN TOP POST
 

In Before September

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Could someone please tell me that this happens to them too, for my sanity's sake:

Aug 30 - 147 Tournies, 19.4% ROI 47.92/hr

Aug 31 - 139 Tournies, -17.4% ROI -43.35/hr

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Brag: Life is good!
Beat: My ankle has been sore lately.
Variance: My whole life qualifies as 'variance' right now


life update to come shortly

in the meantime:


STTFers RULE!!!

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Wait I'm confused....is this septembers thread?

The mods are slipping.
They never would have allowed this before.

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Brag: Life is good!
Beat: My ankle has been sore lately.
Variance: My whole life qualifies as 'variance' right now


life update to come shortly

in the meantime:


STTFers RULE!!!

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Zup Snarf [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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CAN WE NOT HAVE TWO GODDAM [censored] THREADS? This is MADNESS!

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and its not even March


I see Suzzer hasn't changed too much.

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Could someone please tell me that this happens to them too, for my sanity's sake:

Aug 30 - 147 Tournies, 19.4% ROI 47.92/hr

Aug 31 - 139 Tournies, -17.4% ROI -43.35/hr

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how many sng's have you played in your life? do you really not comprehend standard variance, not to mention you likely playing with leaks?

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So yesterday I asked if anyone could come up with some math for the effects of folded cards - Probability forum

And in Septembers Internet Magazine there's an article on this very topic -
http://www.twoplustwo.com/magazine/c...treib0907.html


Fun stuff.

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I will never ever play another speed/turbo MTT. sjdgvgjdasffgvdsuv [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Shazbot..snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy snarfy

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Could someone please tell me that this happens to them too, for my sanity's sake:

Aug 30 - 147 Tournies, 19.4% ROI 47.92/hr

Aug 31 - 139 Tournies, -17.4% ROI -43.35/hr

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how many sng's have you played in your life? do you really not comprehend standard variance, not to mention you likely playing with leaks?

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8549 according to sharkscope. I understand variance I just wanted to whine like a little bitch after having a $460 day yesterday and then losing $388 of it today.

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Wait I'm confused....is this septembers thread?

The mods are slipping.
They never would have allowed this before.

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sup

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snarf!

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Yugoslav

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there going to be a september goals thread ?
also high stakes poker s04 is awsome

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Beat: I am a disgrace to poker.
Brag: I'm in the the Sunday Million thanks to J5o

Other than that, poker is rigged. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Holy shiittt, the Defending National Champs play tomorrow, it's already rocking down here and drunk as [censored]. zomgz, I'm gonna blow a load in mypants when they run out of the tunnel tomorow. College football is reallllly back man

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Holy shiittt, the Defending National Champs play tomorrow, it's already rocking down here and drunk as [censored]. zomgz, I'm gonna blow a load in mypants when they run out of the tunnel tomorow. College football is reallllly back man

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Winning another championship is a long shot but after my school, they have my vote. I am thrilled that I made max $$ by selling my season tix to UF this year.

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Straight Flushes,
JuntMonkey

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this is so classic/gold.

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Straight Flushes,
JuntMonkey

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this is so classic/gold.

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Whatever happened to his hit-n-run plan? Who got the monies?

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someday some stupid girl is going to marry me. and then one day shortly after, all the times i drunkenly texted some [censored] are going to come back to haunt me. then that original stupid girl will realize how dumb she is for marrying me. lol i can't wait. pregrets ftw for my future wife. once i get her naked i'm going to tell her she's fat.