Paging Georgia Ave, Wanderlei Silva\'s GF gives me her number
 

So I went to this hookah bar tonight. I get there at 5ish and its just me and the hot waitress.
So I order a meal and enjoy my hookah, and eventually the waitress comes over to chat. I tell her I am here with my family and I had to escape for a bit so I came here.

She comes back later and I start talking to her more, she tells me about some dream she had (lol?) then gets really embarrased and is like is that weird and I am like yes it is.

So later she comes back and she asks if she can hit the Hookah and I say sure. She takes a mouthpiece of her own and im like what you dont like my germs and she goes your a stanger! whatever.

So I start chatting her more, trying to be very laid back, not really hitting on her at all, just kinda teasing her etc. Eventually she is like I know Jujitsu, Im a blue belt.

Im like no wai! Shes like yea wai! i date Wanderlei Silva, Im like hes married shes like whatever.

So I go look, Im going to this 8 clock concert tonight, what should I do afterwards. She goes, me and my roomy are going to the playboy club at the palms later tonight you should come and im like yea maybe. At this point she is touching her hair as she talks to me.

Eventually, she comes back with a piece of paper, and is like, "this is my number, you should save it." Im like sure (secretly elated cuz she is out of my league). shes like we will be there around 1-2ish gimme a call if you go out later and Im like yea maybe i will.

So, Im gonna go to this bar and try and steal wanderlei's gf. Wish me luck. Any advice or moves fellow bbv4lers? Ill check this out after the concert before I go out. I am low on game so any advice is appreciated.

PEACE.

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I hope Wanderlei hits you with multiple stomps and soccer kicks to the head.

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So I go, I hope Wanderlei hits you with, like multiple stomps and soccer kicks, like to the head.

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like like like like like like like like like like like like [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Im like no wai! Shes like yea wai! i date Wanderlei

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you could be a poet

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you have brass balls for trying to nab what could be some crazy mother effer's gf.

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hope you said your goodbyes

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gl man you have natural game if you got her to give her number like that

either that or you're really hot.

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pics or it didn't happen?

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gl man you have natural game if you got her to give her number like that

either that or you're really hot.

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or it's a tarp muhahahahahahhaha

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http://free-zg.t-com.hr/bhz/mma/gif/...ocop_ii_ko.jpg

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Anyone else have to google Wanderlei Silva?

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Anyone else have to google Wanderlei Silva?

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only if you're not a man

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Anyone else have to google Wanderlei Silva?

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only if you're not gay

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Wow this is amazing if real, this has the potential to be [censored] epic.

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why would anyone who hangs out with hot chicks who are mistresses for famous people post in bbv?

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just because you're a loser blutarski doesn't mean everyone else is

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just because you're a loser blutarski doesn't mean everyone else is

[/ QUOTE ]I'd pay to watch a nation v Blutarski BJJ fight imo.

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therefore such as us americans the iraq maps.

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just because you're a loser blutarski doesn't mean everyone else is

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virgin?

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yea sorry about shabby OP, lots of bad grammar but I was in a rush before the M5 concert. Anyway, she said to meet her around 1-2ish, and its 11 now, so I am gonna rest here at the hotel til around 1 then head over to the palms playboy club (moon).
Question, if there is a line, what do you think I should tip the bouncer to get in by myself. Im thinking 20-40 should cover it.

Nation, I am overweight, so I guess I have natural game? Note I didnt ask for her number she gave it to me, also she dates Wanderlei Silva. I was thinking about just sleeping but [censored] it I am gonna go for this. Hopefully he beats me senseless and I can sue for a bankroll.

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silvas vale tudo fights were [censored] lol because he would be trying to headbutt people with a gaping head wound

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any 2p2er in vegas feel like being my wingman, i am going by myself so I could use backup

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if she's actually with him, all the backup in the world won't save your ass

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Any chance you can sport a mohawk and fu-man-chu while doing this??

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lol i have no intent to challenge silva. he is married so i am sure he just bangs her sometimes and is not with her. i could use a wing though so i dont look like a total loser

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lol i have no intent to challenge silva. he is married so i am sure he just bangs her sometimes and is not with her. i could use a wing though so i dont look like a total loser

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get dan henderson as your wing imo

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how did this turn out?

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like A+

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i was expecting this to be a tr explaining how silva beat his ass

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Whatever you do, don't go down on her, she'll put you in a triangle!

Damn, too late, he's probably dead already.

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gogogogogo will! plz to be reporting back with great success!

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dont get caught

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yeah whats the update sucka?

sorry i missed this thread but i dont go around searching my name in 2p2 like some dids, I mean do.

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You guys all realize that this was the alternate script to "Hostel" and he's right now being tortured in some seedy backwoods dungeon-like basement with a blowtorch and a drill, right?

But he'll get his revenge at the train station later.

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You guys all realize that this was the alternate script to "Hostel" and he's right now being tortured in some seedy backwoods dungeon-like basement with a blowtorch and a drill, right?

But he'll get his revenge at the train station later.

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Are you implying there was a script in the first place [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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no idea who you are talking about

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how did this turn out?

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I'm guessing wdead isn't due to get discharged from the hospital until later this afternoon.