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people are too immature for me to carry on a meaningful discussion. If you're a moderator I would just assume you delete the whole thread and I'll make sure I don't post in here anymore.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

There's a reason you play these stakes, DUCY?

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

seriously if i flopped quads and lost to runner runner royal flush at 2NL, i would not even post it.

btw i didn't even pay attention to how badly you played the hand.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

1. YOU LET HIM GET THERE
2. THIS IS .01/.02 NL. THESE ARE NOT REAL STAKES, UNLESS YOU LIVE IN AFRICA, OR POSSIBLY SOUTH AMERICA.
3. GOOD JOB GETTING YOUR $ IN WAY BEHIND.
4. BEST HAND WON.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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seriously if i flopped a royal flush and lost to runner runner 5 of a kind at 2NL, i would not even post it.

btw i didn't even pay attention to how badly you played the hand.

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Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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There's a reason you play these stakes, DUCY?

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I really blow, I'm only +14 ptbb/100 over 50k.

Forgetting this is micro-stakes, are you suggesting a different line was in order? He had 2 outs after the flop.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

this should be called "how to bish when you lost 3$"

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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There's a reason you play these stakes, DUCY?

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I really blow, I'm only +14 ptbb/100 over 50k.

Forgetting this is micro-stakes, are you suggesting a different line was in order? He had 2 outs after the flop.

[/ QUOTE ]god the fact that you can't see how you completely minimize your value in this hand is really sad. the fact that you played 50,000 hands of 2NL is even sadder. the fact that you only beat it for 14bb is possibly the saddest. is this limit different from play money?

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

OP, do you live in mexico?

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

It doesn't matter if you really blow, you will never get better playing these stakes. Start AT LEAST at 10NL. If you can't afford that consider getting a job

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

gj mkaing 150

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

I know you guys are young, but it still disappoints me you have to be such total [censored] d*ckheads when I provoked you in no way at all. All I'm trying to do is improve my game.

I posted in here because it is a "beat"--last I checked this was "BEATS brags and variance"--and I knew I wouldn't get much useful feedback anywhere else.

You little selfish-assed generation Y punks can go [censored] yourselves. I'm sure it's the closest thing to trim your going to get with such low self-esteem that you have to attack someone for a harmless post.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

i knew your screenname looked familiar. you were the one who kept trolling in the tv forum, then started this thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post9659734 to complain about it. then apparently you stopped posting for a month. why'd you come back?

your ability to start non-crappy threads has not improved.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

Wait... you are an adult and play 2$ NL? I think we all assumed you were 10 and playing with daddy's account... Now you will really be bashed

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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I know you guys are young, but it still disappoints me you have to be such total [censored] d*ckheads when I provoked you in no way at all. All I'm trying to do is improve my game.

I posted in here because it is a "beat"--last I checked this was "BEATS brags and variance"--and I knew I wouldn't get much useful feedback anywhere else.

You little selfish-assed generation Y punks can go [censored] yourselves. I'm sure it's the closest thing to trim your going to get with such low self-esteem that you have to attack someone for a harmless post.

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Yeah, WE'RE the ones being dicks. Right.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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POKERSTARS GAME #9831934693: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/05/09 - 19:45:01 (ET)
Table 'Stereoskopia' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Randol6 ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 2: yota00 ($3.40 in chips)
Seat 3: sandsghost ($3.75 in chips)
Seat 4: SrNuKK ($2.79 in chips)
Seat 5: Nufon ($2.92 in chips)
Seat 6: CalTower ($1.51 in chips)
Seat 7: Mr-Black1987 ($4.32 in chips)
Seat 8: Laflaque ($2.87 in chips)
Seat 9: 25 AUTO ($5.90 in chips)
CalTower: posts small blind $0.01
Mr-Black1987: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sandsghost [6c 6h]
Laflaque: folds
25 AUTO: calls $0.02
Randol6: folds
yota00: folds
sandsghost: calls $0.02
SrNuKK: raises $0.08 to $0.10
Nufon: folds
CalTower: calls $0.09
Mr-Black1987: folds
25 AUTO: folds
sandsghost: calls $0.08
*** FLOP *** [5c 6d 5s]
CalTower: bets $0.10
sandsghost: calls $0.10
SrNuKK: calls $0.10
*** TURN *** [5c 6d 5s] [Th]
CalTower: bets $0.30
sandsghost: calls $0.30
SrNuKK: calls $0.30
*** RIVER *** [5c 6d 5s Th] [Kc]
CalTower: checks
sandsghost: bets $0.50
SrNuKK: raises $0.50 to $1
CalTower: folds
sandsghost: raises $2.25 to $3.25 and is all-in
SrNuKK: calls $1.29 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sandsghost: shows [6c 6h] (a full house, Sixes full of Fives)
SrNuKK: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Fives)
SrNuKK collected $5.82 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.12 | Rake $0.30
Board [5c 6d 5s Th Kc]
Seat 1: Randol6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: yota00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sandsghost showed [6c 6h] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Fives
Seat 4: SrNuKK showed [Tc Ts] and won ($5.82) with a full house, Tens full of Fives
Seat 5: Nufon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: CalTower (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: Mr-Black1987 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Laflaque folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: 25 AUTO folded before Flop


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maybe you should delete it from micro stakes too.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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I know you guys are young, but it still disappoints me you have to be such total [censored] d*ckheads when I provoked you in no way at all. All I'm trying to do is improve my game.

I posted in here because it is a "beat"--last I checked this was "BEATS brags and variance"--and I knew I wouldn't get much useful feedback anywhere else.

You little selfish-assed generation Y punks can go [censored] yourselves. I'm sure it's the closest thing to trim your going to get with such low self-esteem that you have to attack someone for a harmless post.

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Lawl. Further proving my theory that all old people are bad at poker. Let me guess OP, you have a pic of your ugly baby as your avatar.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

OP IS A PUSSY. BAN OP FROM BBV.

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/media/review...ladiator_3.jpg

Re: Deleted
 

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people are too immature for me to carry on a meaningful discussion. If you're a moderator I would just assume you delete the whole thread and I'll make sure I don't post in here anymore.

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Post more please. (I'm not being scarcastic, but you seem to have a knack for inciting some passionate posts.)

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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i knew your screenname looked familiar. you were the one who kept trolling in the tv forum, then started this thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post9659734 to complain about it. then apparently you stopped posting for a month. why'd you come back?

your ability to start non-crappy threads has not improved.

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hahaha the end to this thread is comically ironic

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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I really blow, I'm only +14 ptbb/100 over 50k.


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Another 50K hands at that rate, and you'll have just about covered the cost of PokerTracker.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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I really blow, I'm only +14 ptbb/100 over 50k.

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20+ bb is very doable at those stakes.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

but why would you bother?

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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I really blow, I'm only +14 ptbb/100 over 50k.

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20+ bb is very doable at those stakes.

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FYI that's 4-8 tabling. The ptbb/100 would obviously be much higher if I were paying serious attention to the games. I make roughly $6.00 a day playing maybe 2 hours. No that isn't much, but it's a good rate for the lowest stakes tables. I can't afford to 8-table and play too much higher. I'm still learning this game anyway.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

dude you make less than illegal migrant workers... nice!

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

50,000 hands and you're still learning so you can advance past $2 NL? Excellent plan, good, safe bankroll management. Why, perhaps even by the time you reach your 80th birthday you'll have logged enough hands to advance to the giddy heights of $50 NL!

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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dude you make less than illegal migrant workers... nice!

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And right now I'm fine with that. I'm slowly building a roll while I learn the game.

Could I be doing better, yes. At this point however I'm not measuring my progress by hourly. I'm sure that's far beyond the comprehension of your simple little Generation Why immediate gratification peabrains. I highly doubt any of you little wankers are 8-tabling and winning +14ptbb/100 50k hands at whatever stakes, so don't pretend you are. If you are you're using a tracker (at the tables) and probably cheating or colluding with other 2x2 fanboys.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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50,000 hands and you're still learning so you can advance past $2 NL? Excellent plan, good, safe bankroll management. Why, perhaps even by the time you reach your 80th birthday you'll have logged enough hands to advance to the giddy heights of $50 NL!

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I think it's pretty laughable you little wankers think you're special because you get to post on 2x2.

Some of you might be better players than I am, but I PROMISE you I have access to places on the net far more exclusive and useful than this one. If you knew how superior they are you would crap your baggy little juvenile pants in obsessive envy and never live down the shame of trying to mask your insecurities and little wee-wee syndrome by trying to be so self-important over a stupid website.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

i cant believe anyone who can be out of a coma actually play 2nl full ring

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

lol OP , you're a disgrace to comatic peoplez

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

PWNED

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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i cant believe anyone who can be out of a coma actually play 2nl full ring

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This one time i was in a coma and i woke up and everybody was like "OMG HOW DID U DO THAT?" and I'm like "Do what? I was in coma" and they said "U beat $2NL for 16PTBB! LAWL!"

true story.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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i cant believe anyone who can be out of a coma actually play 2nl full ring

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This one time i was in a coma and i woke up and everybody was like "OMG HOW DID U DO THAT?" and I'm like "Do what? I was in coma" and they said "U beat $2NL for 16PTBB! LAWL!"

true story.

[/ QUOTE ]BIG MACS ON ME. but just 3.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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I think it's pretty laughable you little wankers think you're special because you get to post on 2x2.

Some of you might be better players than I am, but I PROMISE you I have access to places on the net far more exclusive and useful than this one. If you knew how superior they are you would crap your baggy little juvenile pants in obsessive envy and never live down the shame of trying to mask your insecurities and little wee-wee syndrome by trying to be so self-important over a stupid website.


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o rly?

and is this guy actually serious?

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

lol old people

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

A+ thread.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

this guy is awesome.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

You post like you play poker.


REALLY GOOD.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

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50,000 hands and you're still learning so you can advance past $2 NL? Excellent plan, good, safe bankroll management. Why, perhaps even by the time you reach your 80th birthday you'll have logged enough hands to advance to the giddy heights of $50 NL!

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I think it's pretty laughable you little wankers think you're special because you get to post on 2x2.

Some of you might be better players than I am, but I PROMISE you I have access to places on the net far more exclusive and useful than this one. If you knew how superior they are you would crap your baggy little juvenile pants in obsessive envy and never live down the shame of trying to mask your insecurities and little wee-wee syndrome by trying to be so self-important over a stupid website.

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2x2? 2+1.

Re: How to lose when you flop a FH
 

what is this special internetz place u speak of sir?