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feesjah 08-13-2007 07:30 PM

Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
So i was spending the weekend at the belgian coast with some friends. One night we were out in a club and we spotted a hot young 8 accompanied by 2 older ladies. So we figured she was there with her mom and some friend. I managed to talk to her away from the other 2. Apparently she was from england. And when i asked her why she was brushing away so many guys she said she was a lesbian to which i responded that she shoudlnt lie. She then said "you're right, i m not a lesbian" *wink* So we start flirting and at one point the i say something like: yeah i might be an [censored] but you're a bitch too.
Suddenly her mom comes checking up on her and she tell her i called her a bitch. And her mom just slaps me in the face, LOL. This was the first time i ever got slapped in the face. Obviously the girl didnt mean for that to happen but still, after that i was pissed and off my game. Nothing happened. she was dancing like a crazy ho but i guess its nearly impossible to get more than a kiss if she s there with her mom [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


So BBV4life, what should i have done ?

she was wearing something like this:
http://jeans.information.in.th/image...c-hotpants.jpg

Cliff notes: dont hit on girl if her mom's around.

Jay Riall 08-13-2007 07:32 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Hit on the mom instead then, whats the problem?

its_just_me 08-13-2007 07:33 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
milf pix plzkthx

keikiwai 08-13-2007 07:34 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
the mom obv. wanted you

milf quality?

tiger_hall 08-13-2007 07:35 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Use Rohypnol on the mum and daughter and take daughter back to yours

TheIrishThug 08-13-2007 07:35 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
The girl didn't mean for you to get smacked. So play up to the sympathy and your in.

Also, if the mom is cool with her daughter going out wearing those, I'd think you can get away with a little more.

MitchL 08-13-2007 07:37 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Curb the bitch?

chh 08-13-2007 07:38 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
getting smacked by the mum sounds like a very profitable situation assuming you handle it well.
I'm a bit rusty atm but I'm sure Dan would have some great retorts.
Anyway, that pic there makes me think of a good place for a revenge smack once the mum is gone :P

its_just_me 08-13-2007 07:38 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 

mother daughter [censored]

ldo

popeye18 08-13-2007 07:40 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Any post in this thread that doesnt involve the word threesome, is wrong.

4_2_it 08-13-2007 07:40 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Just look at her mother and say, "Well, she called me an [censored] first!"

chh 08-13-2007 07:41 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
Just look at her mother and say, "Well, she called me an [censored] first!"

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

feesjah 08-13-2007 07:41 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
they were fuckable for sure. Mom just got divorced (talked to all 3 of them like an hour later when i ran into them again when i was out of the club to get food.) Her auntie was into my friend but he didnt wanna [censored] her even though it was obvious she wanted too. i wonder if there is a good way to come back from getting slapped in the face lol.

and believe me if you saw the girl and her outfit you wouldnt be thinking about the mom [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] stupid english [censored] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

feesjah 08-13-2007 07:44 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
getting smacked by the mum sounds like a very profitable situation assuming you handle it well.
I'm a bit rusty atm but I'm sure Dan would have some great retorts.
Anyway, that pic there makes me think of a good place for a revenge smack once the mum is gone :P

[/ QUOTE ]

lol you're probably right, but i was like 'WTF just happened' wasnt prepared for that at all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Jay Riall 08-13-2007 07:47 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
They sound like total council estate chav-scum tbh.

Quicksilvre 08-13-2007 07:48 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Sounds a lot more like a brag than a beat.

NSchandler 08-13-2007 07:52 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Everything in the OP indicates that all three of them are white trash.

Edit: [ QUOTE ]
they were from liverpool

[/ QUOTE ]

I rest my case.

feesjah 08-13-2007 07:52 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
They sound like total council estate chav-scum tbh.

[/ QUOTE ]

they were from liverpool and i wouldnt know what a 'chav-girl' looks like.

Blarg 08-13-2007 08:09 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
Hit on the mom instead then, whats the problem?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah mom sounds jealous.

What's with people thinking they have the right to hit each other anyway. Shoulda slapped mom back.

[Phill] 08-13-2007 08:27 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Did she have giant hoop earings or sovereign rings?

If yes, scallie.

feesjah 08-13-2007 08:29 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
Did she have giant hoop earings or sovereign rings?

If yes, scallie.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol, she didnt but her mom did tho.

Lurker. 08-13-2007 08:33 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
you shouldnt hit girls....just push her next time...hard.

wazz 08-13-2007 10:50 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
If mum is scally, daughter is too. Also, beware the high likelihood of husband/dad being drunkard wifebeater rapist.

ncboiler 08-13-2007 10:53 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
You should have slapped the chick you were hitting on in the face and then told the mom "Hit me again bitch!"

pokah5 08-13-2007 10:59 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
i got slapped by a girl after i called her ugly... apparently they dont like that either.

React1oN 08-13-2007 11:07 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
If mum is scally, daughter is too. Also, beware the high likelihood of husband/dad being drunkard wifebeater rapist.

[/ QUOTE ]Scally = ?

Capitan23 08-13-2007 11:10 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
You didn't slap her back? I thought this was America.

King_S 08-13-2007 11:11 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
Beat: classless scum calls a girl "bitch"

LucidDream 08-13-2007 11:23 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
LOL...u called her a bitch and then "u were off ur game"?

[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Phill] 08-14-2007 11:48 AM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If mum is scally, daughter is too. Also, beware the high likelihood of husband/dad being drunkard wifebeater rapist.

[/ QUOTE ]Scally = ?

[/ QUOTE ]

Scally is the north west version of Chav. To all intent and purpose they are the same.

What Wazz forgot however is that most of the time the dad/husband is either in prison or hasnt been around since the second trimester so isnt a problem in the situation.

Jay Riall 08-14-2007 11:56 AM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...chav-30188.jpg

I found your girl!

SpleenLSD 08-14-2007 12:08 PM

Re: Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom
 
The last thing I'd do in Knokke is hit on English girls. Local Flemish & Dutch girls are considerably +EV.


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