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cliffs: My first time was in my parents bed room, with a girl who I "loved" but had a boyfriend. There was a no-kissing rule, I didn't finish and I wanted to cry. It sucked and I gave it a 1. Please tell me how much your first time sucked to make me feel better. Or just laugh at me to make me feel worse [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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So I'm talking to this girl right? And she asks me to rate my first time on a scale of 1-10. She says 3, I say 1...but now I'm left with the rest of the day to think about my virginity-losing experience. I never really talk about it much...but thinking back and describing it really makes me laugh. It was terrible, I was terrible...haha. It's painful and hillarious to think about all at the same time. Slow-motion trainwreck in my head.

I was a typical high school love-sick puppy...I was obsessed with this girl, who had a boyfriend. She liked me somewhat...but I was a pretty big wussbag and had "confessed" my feelings a while prior, creating a wedge between us. However, on some level we always liked each other. One weekend I threw a party at my house (which is a great idea if you want to get laid). The girl and her boyfriend were both at my place...they got drunk and ended up fighting. She came crying into my room, and he left the house warning me not to do anything stupid. LOL I was a 16 yr old virgin in love with your drunk, crying girlfriend. What else was I supposed to do?

My room was being used by a bunch of my friends as a hangout-room, so we went into my parents room. We start watching some TV, but before no time we're cuddling in my parents bed. I didn't want to try anything because at the time, I had the mindset that girl with boyfriend = untouchable. Her boyfriend was also a foot taller than me and 100 lbs heavier...so the instinct of self preservation probably had something to do with it as well.

So anyways, we're in my parents bed cuddling and she's all "I want you to do something". And I'm all "huh". And she's all "I don't want to have to tell you though". So me, being retarded and nervous...I lie there for 10 more minutes just cuddling. Then she said "I want to take my bra off...is that ok". And I'm like...err yes. So she takes her bra off and I keep on cuddling. Just keep on cuddling baby. I guess she got frustrated, so after some more cuddling she took my hand and put it on her boob. Sweet, boobs felt good. I just kind of left it there though. I was like a little animal, frozen and scared to move.

Eventually I got a kick of manliness and started kissing her neck and being more active. Then I got this beauty:

Her: "no, I don't want to kiss"
Me: "..what?"
Her: "yea...I feel bad when we kiss. Let's have sex though"
My brain: "WTF? WHAT THE [censored]? HUH? wait whatever, she said sex!"
Me: "kkkkkkkkk"

So I get on top, and I fumble around in the dark, groping her boobs and trying to kiss her while she keeps saying "no kissing". Eventually I find my way inside, and things go good for about 20 seconds. And then all of a sudden it goes limp. This was like my worse nightmare. It just....shut down. I didn't know what to do so I rolled over and said sorry. At this point she just said it's ok, maybe we can do it later, and then she told me to go to bed. At this point I definitely felt like I wanted to cry...I ended up just falling asleep, didn't even cuddle her cause I was too scared haha.

We woke up in the morning, and a part of me wanted to redeem myself. She later told me that she wanted to do it in the morning as well...but at the time I was really embarrassed and the overpowering thought was just to get her out of the bed asap (my parents bed lol). She left, I said goodbye (without a kiss, duh), and thus ended my first night of sexual relations. Awesome amirite?

Anyways, that got a little long and this wasn't meant to be a trip report...but do with this thread what you will. Tell me about your first experiences (to make me feel better or worse)...or just laugh at me and make this an interesting thread. Stupid monday morning conversations...now I'll spend the rest of my day thinking about how much more awesome it should've been :P

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Where's the "never had sex" option?

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1st BJ was way better. It's not close.

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1st BJ was way better. It's not close.

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QFT!

Virgins: settle for BJs... hell it's not even settling...

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before reading your story, i would've given my first time a 3. after the story, probably a 6.

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TR from the person who rated their first time a 10, plz.

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I must say that sex is hugely overrated. BJ is definately better.

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agreed. no cleanup, no crying, no clinginess...

and sometimes the mouth is tighter :|

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agreed. no cleanup, no crying, no clinginess...

and sometimes the mouth is tighter :|

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find a girl who's better in bed.

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TR from the person who rated their first time a 10, plz.

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has to be DS, voted a 10, cuz he hasn't got anything to compare to, DUCY?

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traz-- LOL. What a hilarious and pathetic story. I hope you got a the chance to redeem yourself somewhere down the line with that chick. Either way, funny stuff, but oh well who cares, right? [censored] happens.

My first time: senior year in high school, I started "dating" this sophomore. We would basically just hook up a lot, then part ways. She was kindof a whore. Oh well.

Anyway, it was New Years Eve and we all went to a party. We meet up and proceed to get incredibly wasted. Back at her place (her parents were out at some other party), we start hooking up, and the next thing I know, I'm chowing on some box. After a while, she pulls me up and says, "So uhhh, do you want me to just give you head, or do you want to have sex?" It was very romantic. I chose the latter.

She then went to her parent's room and stole a condom out of their drawer. We go at it for a while, and then I suddenly had to piss due to all the beer I drank earlier. I throw the condom out and pissed. She went back to her parent's room, stole another condom, and we went back to work. Fifteen minutes down the line, I had to piss again. Wtf... When I came back, she told me her parents were out of condoms. Great. She then makes a fantastic suggestion: "Well, we could always just raw dog it." I was wasted, so fine by me.

We go for a while, I pull out, all is well. Overall: 7/10. Also, I think I may have opened up Pandora's Box (no pun intended), as she ended up banging half the school after I graduated.

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traz-- LOL. What a hilarious and pathetic story. I hope you got a the chance to redeem yourself somewhere down the line with that chick. Either way, funny stuff, but oh well who cares, right? [censored] happens.

My first time: senior year in high school, I started "dating" this sophomore. We would basically just hook up a lot, then part ways. She was kindof a whore. Oh well.

Anyway, it was New Years Eve and we all went to a party. We meet up and proceed to get incredibly wasted. Back at her place (her parents were out at some other party), we start hooking up, and the next thing I know, I'm chowing on some box. After a while, she pulls me up and says, "So uhhh, do you want me to just give you head, or do you want to have sex?" It was very romantic. I chose the latter.

She then went to her parent's room and stole a condom out of their drawer. We go at it for a while, and then I suddenly had to piss due to all the beer I drank earlier. I throw the condom out and pissed. She went back to her parent's room, stole another condom, and we went back to work. Fifteen minutes down the line, I had to piss again. Wtf... When I came back, she told me her parents were out of condoms. Great. She then makes a fantastic suggestion: "Well, we could always just raw dog it." I was wasted, so fine by me.

We go for a while, I pull out, all is well. Overall: 7/10. Also, I think I may have opened up Pandora's Box (no pun intended), as she ended up banging half the school after I graduated.

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poidh

no virgin goes for a total of like 40 minutes... lies

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My first time was with a girl that I had met only a week prior and had gotten my first BJ from. Apparently years of furiously masturbating my way through middle school had built up a tolerance which was further compounded by alcohol, and I was pounding away.

After like ten minutes of missionary pounding, I started to think "wtf, is she going to think its weird that I taking this long?" (she didn't know it was my first time, by the way) So I pretended to come and then got up and threw out the condom.

It was definitely not a magical moment.

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^^^
I actually went longer than this. Keep in mind that I was damn near blacked out. Believe it or not (not many people do), but that's what happened.

After my first time, I had really unrealistic expectations for future sex sessions.

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TR from the person who rated their first time a 10, plz.

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traz-- LOL. What a hilarious and pathetic story. I hope you got a the chance to redeem yourself somewhere down the line with that chick. Either way, funny stuff, but oh well who cares, right? [censored] happens.

My first time: senior year in high school, I started "dating" this sophomore. We would basically just hook up a lot, then part ways. She was kindof a whore. Oh well.

Anyway, it was New Years Eve and we all went to a party. We meet up and proceed to get incredibly wasted. Back at her place (her parents were out at some other party), we start hooking up, and the next thing I know, I'm chowing on some box. After a while, she pulls me up and says, "So uhhh, do you want me to just give you head, or do you want to have sex?" It was very romantic. I chose the latter.

She then went to her parent's room and stole a condom out of their drawer. We go at it for a while, and then I suddenly had to piss due to all the beer I drank earlier. I throw the condom out and pissed. She went back to her parent's room, stole another condom, and we went back to work. Fifteen minutes down the line, I had to piss again. Wtf... When I came back, she told me her parents were out of condoms. Great. She then makes a fantastic suggestion: "Well, we could always just raw dog it." I was wasted, so fine by me.

We go for a while, I pull out, all is well. Overall: 7/10. Also, I think I may have opened up Pandora's Box (no pun intended), as she ended up banging half the school after I graduated.

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poidh

no virgin goes for a total of like 40 minutes... lies

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maybe not 40 min, but they can last if they beat off frequently enough

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I was raped by a fat girl. I gave it a 2. I didnt get an STD so thats the only thing that saved it from being a 1.

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With regards to virgins lasting long time:

I had a BJ prior to my first time having sex, and after at least 15-20 minutes, I wasn't able to finish. The combined experiences lead me to believe I was sexually doomed for the rest of my life. But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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Kinda surprised we're this many posts in, and no one has said "my first time was in your mom's bed too"

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Need poll option for "was blacked out when it happened." [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Ray

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From a female... I lost my virginity to another virgin, while I was in high school. The first time, we went at it for over an hour. I remember looking at the clock and being amazed. Maybe he was too nervous to get off, I have no idea.

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The experience was close to perfect and very memorable. First serious GF, totally in love, first time for both of us /end emo. The sex was good but short and she probably ruined me as far as expectations go. Most chicks don't suggest that I finish in their mouth now. I maybe lasted 2 mins the first time and I must have masturbated like 5 times that day cause I heard cleaning the pipes was a good idea. 9/10

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Once again, I think it has much more to do with the amount of alcohol consumed, not how much you beat off. I'm not sure what the average is for a 17 year old guy, but I never felt like I jerked off any more than anyone else.

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I was sober =/

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But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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yeah i rated my first time an 8 because word got around my hs about how long i lasted for a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] the haters (2 pump chumps) tried to say i used one of those rubbers that numbs your dick but that wasn't the case. i would have rated it a 10 but she wouldn't let me take her bra off and slobber all over her cans.

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I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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Once again, I think it has much more to do with the amount of alcohol consumed, not how much you beat off. I'm not sure what the average is for a 17 year old guy, but I never felt like I jerked off any more than anyone else.

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hah. how about if you [censored] while sober

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I wish in the OP there was a poll asking if you were sober, under the influence, or blacked out your first time too.

The people saying that BJ's are better then sex just ruined my day.

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But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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yeah i rated my first time an 8 because word got around my hs about how long i lasted for a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] the haters (2 pump chumps) tried to say i used one of those rubbers that numbs your dick but that wasn't the case. i would have rated it a 10 but she wouldn't let me take her bra off and slobber all over her cans.

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Saving them for her wedding night? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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The experience was close to perfect and very memorable. First serious GF, totally in love, first time for both of us /end emo. The sex was good but short and she probably ruined me as far as expectations go. Most chicks don't suggest that I finish in their mouth now. I maybe lasted 2 mins the first time and I must have masturbated like 5 times that day cause I heard cleaning the pipes was a good idea. 9/10

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winnzr

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With regards to virgins lasting long time:
But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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yeah i rated my first time an 8 because word got around my hs about how long i lasted for a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] the haters (2 pump chumps) tried to say i used one of those rubbers that numbs your dick but that wasn't the case. i would have rated it a 10 but she wouldn't let me take her bra off and slobber all over her cans.

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Saving them for her wedding night? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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yeah i was like 'ok, whatever'

she ended up getting my number from someone and called me a week later or so and we went at it a few more times. she must have had 3 nipples or something because she didn't take her bra off once. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] they were at least C cups, so i don't know what she was ashamed of.

oh and i wasn't drunk fwiw

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I was drunk my first time and didn't get off.

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But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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yeah i rated my first time an 8 because word got around my hs about how long i lasted for a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] the haters (2 pump chumps) tried to say i used one of those rubbers that numbs your dick but that wasn't the case. i would have rated it a 10 but she wouldn't let me take her bra off and slobber all over her cans.

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Saving them for her wedding night? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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yeah i was like 'ok, whatever'

she ended up getting my number from someone and called me a week later or so and we went at it a few more times. she must have had 3 nipples or something because she didn't take her bra off once. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] they were at least C cups, so i don't know what she was ashamed of.

oh and i wasn't drunk fwiw

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^^^
If they were too big, this might have been the problem. I recently slept with a girl who had huge titays (at least a D), and she didn't take off her bra either. My guess is that they looked good in the bra, but looked like a couple of flapjacks without. Breast lift, ftw?

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With regards to virgins lasting long time:
But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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yeah i rated my first time an 8 because word got around my hs about how long i lasted for a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] the haters (2 pump chumps) tried to say i used one of those rubbers that numbs your dick but that wasn't the case. i would have rated it a 10 but she wouldn't let me take her bra off and slobber all over her cans.

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Saving them for her wedding night? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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yeah i was like 'ok, whatever'

she ended up getting my number from someone and called me a week later or so and we went at it a few more times. she must have had 3 nipples or something because she didn't take her bra off once. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] they were at least C cups, so i don't know what she was ashamed of.

oh and i wasn't drunk fwiw

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hairy nipples obv.

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or huge bumpy saucer nipples...those are pretty nasty. ive not taken some chicks shirts off after seeing them sober in the light of day before because seeing her nipples were a turn off.

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Hamburger patty nipples are always a deal breaker.

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I'm in the took forever and didn't get off camp, surprised to see how common this is vs the virgins cum in 2 minutes stereotype. BTW I voted 10, not for the sex but for how I felt walking home afterwards, I remember actually punching the air.

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i voted 10 and dont feel even the slightest bit of exageration in regards to it.

cliffnotes: We took acid for the 1st time and lost our virginity on same nite. the girl had been my best friend for almost 2yrs leading up to this. we watched pink floyd "the wall" and banged for so long that i actually tore my foreskin a lil (not as much pain as u might expect).

the only drawback was having to explain to my anal-retentive mother why her 600 thread count egyptian cotton sheets were in the trash compactor.

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I rated mine a 3.

I was 17 and my gf was 16. My parents were out of town and I threw a party at my place -- with the sole intention of getting my gf drunk and banging her.

I somehow managed to get my gf up into my bedroom in order to seal the deal. I'd never ever reached 3rd base with a girl before that night, so I was pretty unsure of the mechanics involved in actually having sex. I remember thrusting against her thigh for a long while before realizing that I wasn't actually inside her.

I'm in the camp of 'it took a very long time to come the first time I had sex'. It probably took 20 minutes of pounding before I finally got my end off.

The whole time it was happening, I kept worrying about people barging into the room as there was no lock on the door. I wanted to finish up to get the experience over with, but I think this only made things worse.

We broke up a few weeks later without having had sex again. I can't even remember the girl's name anymore.