Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
Let me introduce hansen128 (lol_partypoker)
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9444/lolstatszc7.jpg Yes, VPIP = 96 PFR = 71 Fold BB to steal = 0 C-bet = 93% C-bet turn = 87% Fold to c-bet: 5% Attempt to steal blind of 76 and a went to showdown of 83!! lol Example of hand: $1/$2 No Limit Holdem 3 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: BTN hansen128 (<font color="#0000cc">$577.15</font>) SB JeremiahTorp (<font color="#0000cc">$103.75</font>) BB ALBERT_EINSTEIN (<font color="#0000cc">$200.00</font>) Pre-flop: ($3, 3 players) <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 raises to $4</font>, JeremiahTorp calls $3, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN raises to $35</font>, hansen128 calls $31, <font color="#777777">JeremiahTorp folds</font> Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players) ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111 Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($404, 2 players) River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($404, 2 players) Final Pot: $404 ALBERT_EINSTEIN shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] hansen128 shows: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ALBERT_EINSTEIN wins $403 ( won +$203 ) hansen128 lost -$200.00 JeremiahTorp lost -$4.00 |
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Fish are always outdrawing me, damn spade.
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Don't criticize...LAG is a profitable style
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riverstars indeed
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[censored] partypoker [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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I HATE YOU ISTRONG
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I HATE YOU ISTRONG [censored] [/ QUOTE ] Don't be hatin. It's not like party is full of people like this. He is by far the biggest donk I've seen in the few years i've been playing. I mean, how can you be worse than this right? Like even a monkey could play better (literally). |
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Awesome, I know when I find the biggest fish I've seen in years the first thing I do is take a bunch of screenshots and tell a forum full of multitabling internet poker professionals his screen name and detailed statistics. Kick ass!!
Seriously though thanks I will add him to my buddy list. |
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Awesome, I know when I find the biggest fish I've seen in years the first thing I do is take a bunch of screenshots and tell a forum full of multitabling internet poker professionals his screen name and detailed statistics. Kick ass!! Seriously though thanks I will add him to my buddy list. [/ QUOTE ] he won't be around long enough for that. |
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Also,
I dare anyone to find a player with worse stats over 100+ hands at stake over nl100. |
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I've seen 92/0 players who never bet before the river, but they'd lose money more slowly than your guy.
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hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life.
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hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life. [/ QUOTE ] http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG ? |
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[ QUOTE ] hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life. [/ QUOTE ] http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG ? [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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Also, I dare anyone to find a player with worse stats over 100+ hands at stake over nl100. [/ QUOTE ] could just be a high stakes player donking around.. |
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alright that pic was of my buddy being a weirdo i think ill delete it. it might scare some people.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life. [/ QUOTE ] http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG ? [/ QUOTE ] lol [/ QUOTE ] Nice down swonger syndrome imo |
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I was kinda hoping the river would be not a spade tbqh
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So you ended up down on the session ? Right ?
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$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: CO JeremiahTorp (<font color="#0000cc">$103.70</font>) BTN ALBERT_EINSTEIN (<font color="#0000cc">$387.50</font>) SB hansen128 (<font color="#0000cc">$370.95</font>) BB onefatlady (<font color="#0000cc">$213.55</font>) Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players) <font color="#cc0000">JeremiahTorp raises to $4</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 raises to $6</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">JeremiahTorp raises to $20</font>, hansen128 calls $14 Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($42, 2 players) hansen128 checks, <font color="#cc0000">JeremiahTorp goes all-in $83.7</font>, hansen128 calls $83.7 Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($209.4, 2 players) River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($209.4, 2 players) Final Pot: $209.4 hansen128 shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] JeremiahTorp shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] hansen128 wins $207.4 ( won +$103.7 ) JeremiahTorp lost -$103.70 |
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probably thought that king high was good
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maybe u are the real donk
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Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players) ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111 [/ QUOTE ] u are prob forgetting that flop cards are communal. he can use that pair of kings as his own! and pair of kings is pretty good hand in nl hold'em,from what i've read. maybe u are the real donk. |
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[ QUOTE ] Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players) ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111 [/ QUOTE ] u are prob forgetting that flop cards are communal. he can use that pair of kings as his own! and pair of kings is pretty good hand in nl hold'em,from what i've read. maybe u are the real donk. [/ QUOTE ] level? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players) ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111 [/ QUOTE ] u are prob forgetting that flop cards are communal. he can use that pair of kings as his own! and pair of kings is pretty good hand in nl hold'em,from what i've read. maybe u are the real donk. [/ QUOTE ] level? [/ QUOTE ] "u must be leveling ,because im obv so good at poler how can I be a donk??" roflz noob!!! get over urself |
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Could this be the first true HAG found in the wild?
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