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Jeff W 06-26-2007 02:51 AM

Therapist The Rapist
 
I've always been interested in divisible words. Preferably witticisims like therapist/the rapist and not boring splits like across/a cross. The creme de la creme:

Novice - No Vice
Justice - Just Ice
Manslaughter - Mans Laughter
Notable - Not Able

Anyone else delight in these? I wonder if there is a figure of speech for these type of words.

mbillie1 06-26-2007 02:52 AM

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One of my favorite tshirthell.com shirts is "You can't spell MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER!"

onthebutton 06-26-2007 02:53 AM

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The Pen Is Mightier -- The Penismightier
An Album Cover -- Anal Bumcover

bisonbison 06-26-2007 02:54 AM

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Google.

Jeff W 06-26-2007 02:55 AM

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Another good one:

Brokerage - Broke Rage

Cornell Fiji 06-26-2007 02:55 AM

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Google.

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Go ogle.

IggyWH 06-26-2007 02:56 AM

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The Pen Is Mightier -- The Penismightier
An Album Cover -- Anal Bumcover

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Celebrity Jeopardy ftw

Blarg 06-26-2007 03:05 AM

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Seems like a dead end, but I love anything about loving language. Like, to steal from John MacDonald and maybe misspell his last name, I love that "discover" means "to take the cover off of." As if to say, what comes to be known may be known all along, just never quite focused on correctly and understood.

toddw8 06-26-2007 03:32 AM

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Buster: [Gasp]

Tobias: Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist."

Buster: It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.

dontmesswithme 06-26-2007 03:39 AM

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Buster: [Gasp]

Tobias: Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist."

Buster: It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.

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Winner

Brainwalter 06-26-2007 03:46 AM

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behold - be hold
nothing - no thing
penis - pen is

Vyse 06-26-2007 04:45 AM

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Buster: [Gasp]

Tobias: Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist."

Buster: It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.

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Winner

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Don't get it.

RickAstleyFan 06-26-2007 05:01 AM

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It's from Arrested Development.

Brainwalter 06-26-2007 06:26 AM

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livestock - lives tock
donkey - don key
copperhead - cop per head
identification - I dent if I cat ion
manifold - man I fold
penitent - pen I tent

superadvisor 06-26-2007 06:34 AM

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"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

superadvisor 06-26-2007 06:39 AM

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Buster: [Gasp]

Tobias: Oh, it's pronounced "Analrapist."

Buster: It wasn't the pronunciation that bothered me.

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Winner

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Don't get it.

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It doesn't matter how you pronounce analrapist, it's still the word "analrapist"

private joker 06-26-2007 06:52 AM

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It doesn't matter how you pronounce analrapist, it's still the word "analrapist"

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He was a combination analyst and therapist. It's funny if you watched the show.

Brainwalter 06-26-2007 07:49 AM

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pentagon - pen tag on
banking - ban king
noticing - not icing
not really a word but: battingaverage - bat tin gave rage.

T.J. Combo 06-26-2007 07:56 AM

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Tournament = To urn a ment (To earn a mint?)
Emergency = Emerge 'n cy (Emerge and see?)

Like that? I can't think of any real ones like in OP, but tons of phoenetic ones.

samjjones 06-26-2007 08:25 AM

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It doesn't matter how you pronounce analrapist, it's still the word "analrapist"

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He was a combination analyst and therapist. It's funny if you watched the show.

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Judging by its ratings, a lot of people missed this one.

pokerbobo 06-26-2007 08:30 AM

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The Pen Is Mightier -- The Penismightier
An Album Cover -- Anal Bumcover

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Celebrity Jeopardy ftw

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Who is Trebeck's mother?

joey_joe_joe 06-26-2007 09:14 AM

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extra ordinary

TiK 06-26-2007 09:45 AM

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The Pen Is Mightier -- The Penismightier
An Album Cover -- Anal Bumcover

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Celebrity Jeopardy ftw

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Another one from that series of skits:

Japan US Relations - Jap anus relations

sirtimo 06-26-2007 09:52 AM

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"We put the FUN in Funeral!"

imitation 06-26-2007 10:18 AM

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Bangkok - Bang kok

thank you stifler

dylan's alias 06-26-2007 11:17 AM

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Prostitution - from Night Shift.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUuymneNXI

Jack Handey 06-26-2007 11:52 AM

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"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

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AHEM...

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

TiK 06-26-2007 12:09 PM

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"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

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AHEM...

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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Those thoughts of yours...deeep.

Dan. 06-26-2007 12:28 PM

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attendance - At ten dance

Bostaevski 06-26-2007 01:15 PM

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It doesn't matter how you pronounce analrapist, it's still the word "analrapist"

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He was a combination analyst and therapist. It's funny if you watched the show.

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Here's the clip (it's just the first 15 seconds or so)

catalyst 06-26-2007 01:23 PM

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It doesn't matter how you pronounce analrapist, it's still the word "analrapist"

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He was a combination analyst and therapist. It's funny if you watched the show.

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Judging by its ratings, a lot of people missed this one.

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AD was such an awesome show

RicoTubbs 06-26-2007 01:36 PM

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Manure: Ma nure

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...jason-page.jpg

maryfield48 06-26-2007 01:40 PM

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extra ordinary

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I'm thinking (thin king) that taking apart compound words shouldn't count for this thread.

DonkeyKongSr 06-26-2007 01:47 PM

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You make me come
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable

joey_joe_joe 06-26-2007 02:23 PM

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extra ordinary

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I'm thinking (thin king) that taking apart compound words shouldn't count for this thread.

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So manslaughter from the OP isn't a compound word? Besides extraordinary isn't even a compound word. That wouldn't make any sense now, would it?

DonkeyKongSr 06-26-2007 07:49 PM

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extra ordinary

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I'm thinking (thin king) that taking apart compound words shouldn't count for this thread.

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So manslaughter from the OP isn't a compound word? Besides extraordinary isn't even a compound word. That wouldn't make any sense now, would it?

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Man+Slaughter is the compound word, Mans+laughter isn't.

Extra: beyond or more than what is usual, expected, or necessary
Ordinary: customary; usual; normal

Thus, extraordinary is beyond normal. I think you are interpreting extra in the word as making the word mean "more ordinary" which is possible, but the word extra has multiple meanings.

Anyway man, lighten up. You act like he called you are moron or something.

4thstreetpete 06-26-2007 08:44 PM

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Uranus - ur anus

jaminbird 06-26-2007 10:52 PM

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livestock - lives tock

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lol

joey_joe_joe 06-26-2007 11:00 PM

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extra ordinary

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I'm thinking (thin king) that taking apart compound words shouldn't count for this thread.

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So manslaughter from the OP isn't a compound word? Besides extraordinary isn't even a compound word. That wouldn't make any sense now, would it?

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Man+Slaughter is the compound word, Mans+laughter isn't.

Extra: beyond or more than what is usual, expected, or necessary
Ordinary: customary; usual; normal

Thus, extraordinary is beyond normal. I think you are interpreting extra in the word as making the word mean "more ordinary" which is possible, but the word extra has multiple meanings.

Anyway man, lighten up. You act like he called you are moron or something.

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http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extraordinary

Try again.

doubLe a tom 06-26-2007 11:03 PM

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extra ordinary

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I'm thinking (thin king) that taking apart compound words shouldn't count for this thread.

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So manslaughter from the OP isn't a compound word? Besides extraordinary isn't even a compound word. That wouldn't make any sense now, would it?

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Man+Slaughter is the compound word, Mans+laughter isn't.

Extra: beyond or more than what is usual, expected, or necessary
Ordinary: customary; usual; normal

Thus, extraordinary is beyond normal. I think you are interpreting extra in the word as making the word mean "more ordinary" which is possible, but the word extra has multiple meanings.

Anyway man, lighten up. You act like he called you are moron or something.

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http://mw1.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/extraordinary

Try again.

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wow, you cant be serious.


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