best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 

yo, brag in here, i would like to take credit for it, but i cant.

brief story. i had 5 months off for summer to play online poker pro style. from late june/early july it all went terrible, mega breakeven, couldnt win for [censored].

roll on late september. i go on holiday. i get shitfaced, we end out going two nights running to stripjoint/whorejoint. i couldnt remember what they said to me, but when i came back from holiday, my poker turned into monies.

obv this is also a brag post that i have turned from breakeven to shipping, but at same time, if i hadn't of got coaching from the swiss whores, it may never of happened. pretty competitive prices as well, about $1k/hr (inc champagne).

41k hands Before Swiss Whore Coaching:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6...endseptrr0.jpg

44k hands After 8 hours of Swiss Whore Coaching:

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3...tillnowxm3.jpg


eerrieee, very eeerriee.

gl

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 

whore>non whores

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the swiss know money, swiss whores must be on a whole different level

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JK,

sick.

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this is epic

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Wow ... that's about as sick as it gets. n1.

I'm jealous =/ Wish I wasn't such a puss, got some coaching, and tried the 1k tables =/

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um, john kane wtf has happened here, your first graph looks like my november graph (although it's actually in profit)

pls to be giving me the name and address of said balljugglers so my dec graph can look like your 2nd

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This is amazing.

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Weird.

I've been dating a whore on and off for about 2 years now and I swear whenever it's on I have a $15k-$30k losing streak, and whenever it's off I crush.

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whores are one thing

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i can't seem to find their website. leggingspoker? hardrunners? pokersexfactor? crack&deuces? 3bed.net?

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i can't seem to find their website. leggingspoker? hardrunners? pokersexfactor? crack&deuces? 3bed.net?

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LOL

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Weird.

I've been dating a whore on and off for about 2 years now and I swear whenever it's on I have a $15k-$30k losing streak, and whenever it's off I crush.

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Obviously dating a whore gets you the opposite effect of employing a whore.

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name and address of said balljugglers

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if you get flight to zurich, then 30 min train to luzerne, then get taxi to 'du pont'

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i can't seem to find their website.

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www.cockrunners.com


if only i'd gone to get coaching from them in late june rather than late sept i'd of had 3 months left of summer to ship rather than 3 weeks. my only concern is that if i go to other whores maybe they will give me new advice which could be worse than the swiss whores.

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1k/hr are you [censored] serious? those better be some smoking ass women.

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thats a very nice graph sir, well played

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John Kane is my hero.

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Weird.

I've been dating a whore on and off for about 2 years now and I swear whenever it's on I have a $15k-$30k losing streak, and whenever it's off I crush.

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Obviously dating a whore gets you the opposite effect of employing a whore.

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haha.

Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....
 

Obv.. doesn't go for whores only. When I had a GF my poker turned to makin' monies aswell.

Oh.. well.. she later turned out to be a whore so nvm.

Sex is good.

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Hi, I'm swiss, anyone want some coaching?