Petition for people everywhere
 

When you roll up to someones house/apartment/place of residence, DO NOT RAP THE DOOR LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO COME IN WITH THE SWAT TEAM Come up with your own friendly rhythm, if theres a doorbell make sure to ring it vigorously, give me the "shave and a haircut", whatever it takes to ease the hearts of millions of people who may be _______ ____ or ________ ________ .

And if you are the po-po, and you come to my door and roll out "shave and a haircut" soft as a bird on my door i'll sing TWOOOOOO BITTTSSSSSS Roger Rabbit style all the way to the jizzail. But at least I won't be dead of a heart attack first. Thanks

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bakes, stake me for the million tomorrow on stars

i got a feeling

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I will meditate on it.

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why do you care? your butler answers the door anyway

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i hate copknock and i hate sirens in rap music

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i hate copknock and i hate sirens in rap music

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*Checks rear view mirror*

I hate it too, scares the crap out of me.

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I will meditate on it.

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feeling bakes, feeling.

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bakes,

stake me for 50nl?

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bakes, the one hand i ever remember playing against you was me making a sweet all in hero call against u in the 50k with bottom pair to your A high. u got there anyway. it was that day that i decided you must be the greatest poker player who has ever lived.

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God that roger rabbit movie was so awesome.

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bakes,

stake me for 50nl?

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hi-jack alert

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Actually I'm kinda busto (reality alert: not very busto at all) so I have been cutting back on the staking, allow me to get back to y'all when I actually win a late-game flip.

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i got a feeling

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lol

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what

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http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4585/bat2pz9.jpg

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that hand was some ownage incidentally

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bakes,

stake me for 50nl?

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POW

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that hand was some ownage incidentally

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PokerStars Game #12512210267: Tournament #63178306, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/10/08 - 15:46:03 (ET)
Table '63178306 87' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: MrPittsburg (2470 in chips)
Seat 2: Majestet1 (1708 in chips)
Seat 3: fbjj (1865 in chips)
Seat 4: verapokersta (4980 in chips)
Seat 5: ifoundnemo23 (3152 in chips)
Seat 6: mulla1 (2795 in chips)
Seat 7: Shoota68 (1980 in chips)
Seat 8: WhooooKidd (3995 in chips)
Seat 9: mister xxxx (6505 in chips)
verapokersta: posts small blind 50
ifoundnemo23: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Qc 4h]
mulla1: folds
Shoota68: folds
WhooooKidd: raises 200 to 300
mister xxxx: folds
MrPittsburg: folds
Majestet1: calls 300
fbjj: folds
verapokersta: folds
ifoundnemo23: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [5c 9s 4d]
ifoundnemo23: checks
WhooooKidd: bets 600
Majestet1: folds
ifoundnemo23: calls 600
*** TURN *** [5c 9s 4d] [7d]
ifoundnemo23: checks
WhooooKidd: bets 3095 and is all-in
ifoundnemo23: calls 2252 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5c 9s 4d 7d] [Jc]


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*** SHOW DOWN ***
ifoundnemo23: shows [Qc 4h] (a pair of Fours)
WhooooKidd: shows [Ad Jh] (a pair of Jacks)
MrPittsburg said, "wows"
WhooooKidd collected 6654 from pot
MrPittsburg said, "nh"

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haha i think the greatest part about that clip is how he seems to just float backwards with the biggest mean mug

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haha i think the greatest part about that clip is how he seems to just float backwards with the biggest mean mug

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that is pretty [censored] funny, imo

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Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Qc 4h]
ifoundnemo23: calls 200


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horrible

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Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Qc 4h]
ifoundnemo23: calls 200


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horrible

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i was wondering how long it'd take for someone 2 post that

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haha i think the greatest part about that clip is how he seems to just float backwards with the biggest mean mug

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Variance: the kid looks identical to my little brother.

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Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Qc 4h]
ifoundnemo23: calls 200


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horrible

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i was wondering how long it'd take for someone 2 post that

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isnt it funny tho

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When you roll up to someones house/apartment/place of residence, DO NOT RAP THE DOOR LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO COME IN WITH THE SWAT TEAM Come up with your own friendly rhythm, if theres a doorbell make sure to ring it vigorously, give me the "shave and a haircut", whatever it takes to ease the hearts of millions of people who may be _______ ____ or ________ ________ .

And if you are the po-po, and you come to my door and roll out "shave and a haircut" soft as a bird on my door i'll sing TWOOOOOO BITTTSSSSSS Roger Rabbit style all the way to the jizzail. But at least I won't be dead of a heart attack first. Thanks

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poty

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bakes,

stake me for 50nl?

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ditto, ill even screen all potential door-knockers for you so theres no false alarms

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awesome post bakes.

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When you roll up to someones house/apartment/place of residence, DO NOT RAP THE DOOR LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO COME IN WITH THE SWAT TEAM Come up with your own friendly rhythm, if theres a doorbell make sure to ring it vigorously, give me the "shave and a haircut", whatever it takes to ease the hearts of millions of people who may be _______ ____ or ________ ________ .

And if you are the po-po, and you come to my door and roll out "shave and a haircut" soft as a bird on my door i'll sing TWOOOOOO BITTTSSSSSS Roger Rabbit style all the way to the jizzail. But at least I won't be dead of a heart attack first. Thanks

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I prefer to knock using the bass line of "Ice Ice Baby".

Why are people always so pissy when they answer the door?

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bakes, the one hand i ever remember playing against you was me making a sweet all in hero call against u in the 50k with bottom pair to your A high. u got there anyway. it was that day that i decided you must be the greatest poker player who has ever lived.

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