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wacki 05-25-2007 04:59 AM

This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Some Seattle yuppie, I bet shes like a wet fish in bed.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6...mbbitchgg8.jpg


evil twin 05-25-2007 05:07 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
For all you know she has a health condition which prevents her from walking medium distances.

wacki 05-25-2007 05:17 AM

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For all you know she has a health condition which prevents her from walking medium distances.

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Normally people like that wear oxygen masks, look and dress like crap, are very old, or don't make it through a pregnancy. You might be right, but somehow I just don't see it as being the most likely explanation.

Anderson1 05-25-2007 05:43 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
let's just go ahead and say you were leveled there, wacki.

noosecents 05-25-2007 05:46 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
For all you know she has a health condition which prevents her from walking medium distances."

Joke?"

captZEEbo 05-25-2007 06:45 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
i want one

Jeff W 05-25-2007 06:55 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resour.../gobsegway.jpg

kickabuck 05-25-2007 06:56 AM

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For all you know she has a health condition which prevents her from walking medium distances.

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Normally people like that wear oxygen masks, look and dress like crap, are very old, or don't make it through a pregnancy. You might be right, but somehow I just don't see it as being the most likely explanation.

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Yeah, this is pretty pathetic, however I've got a broken big toe and one of those suckers would come in real handy.

chicken10der 05-25-2007 07:03 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

imitation 05-25-2007 07:29 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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hahaha you deserve to have the * taken back.

Howard Beale 05-25-2007 08:36 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
That looks pretty dangerous for the kid esp. crossing a street.

4_2_it 05-25-2007 08:53 AM

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That looks pretty dangerous for the kid esp. crossing a street.

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My thoughts exactly.

jimpo 05-25-2007 09:31 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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lololol genius

jbrent33 05-25-2007 09:35 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Has anyone ever actually ridden a Segway?

There is a company here in Austin that gives "walking tours" of downtown on them. It always makes me laugh when I see a big pack of tourists crusing by.

Never seen anyone pushing a stroller though.

Banditgberg 05-25-2007 09:37 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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hahaha you deserve to have the * taken back.

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http://www.ryebrye.com/blog/wp-conte...3/fat_baby.jpg

CrazyEyez 05-25-2007 09:37 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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gold

Quanah Parker 05-25-2007 10:01 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
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Some Seattle yuppie, I bet shes like a wet fish in bed.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6...mbbitchgg8.jpg



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WTF???
What's with the stroller?
Stuff the baby in the backpack, duh.

wacki 05-25-2007 10:02 AM

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That looks pretty dangerous for the kid esp. crossing a street.

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My thoughts exactly.

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Hence my wet fish comment. It would appear her laziness trumps the needs and safety of all others.

Peter Harris 05-25-2007 10:06 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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hahaha you deserve to have the * taken back.

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willie 05-25-2007 10:15 AM

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i wish this was a 2 frame picture, the original, then the next w/ stroller near sidewalk safely, yet segway and fat lazy bitch flying through the air due to car bumper contact.

4_2_it 05-25-2007 10:16 AM

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That looks pretty dangerous for the kid esp. crossing a street.

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My thoughts exactly.

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Hence my wet fish comment. It would appear her laziness trumps the needs and safety of all others.

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Agreed. This is clear child endangerment. I am trying to imagine the outrage that would occur if Brittany Spears was filmed doing this.

NT! 05-25-2007 10:19 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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hahaha you deserve to have the * taken back.

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Dids 05-25-2007 10:23 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Since when is riding a Segway not awesome?

4_2_it 05-25-2007 10:31 AM

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Since when is riding a Segway not awesome?

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Since this:

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6...mbbitchgg8.jpg

Dids 05-25-2007 10:31 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
BZZT WRONG ANSWER.

Fact: The segway is always awesome.

bwana devil 05-25-2007 10:35 AM

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Look at that bitch, riding around in a stroller. Ooh, I'm a baby, I'm too good to walk. Enjoy the juvenile diabetes, whore.

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im glad i opened this thread.

delta k 05-25-2007 11:06 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
i have no paint skills but i try http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x...bbitchgg82.jpg

wacki 05-25-2007 11:07 AM

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BZZT WRONG ANSWER.

Fact: The segway is always awesome.

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How is the weight loss going dids? Just curious, do you have a seqway?

disjunction 05-25-2007 11:15 AM

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BZZT WRONG ANSWER.

Fact: The segway is always awesome.

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[censored]. I KNEW it was a trick question.

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Dids 05-25-2007 11:17 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
I have made zero posts on this issue, so it would be hard to figure that one out.

To keep on topic, I am now unfat enough that I only have to use one of my Segways.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/21...a5a1809c_o.jpg

toohigh 05-25-2007 11:17 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Here's a pic I took a month or two ago on my phone while walking around campus. I thought this was hilarious.

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/401...nsegwayrs2.jpg

I guess cops don't have to stay in shape anymore (not that they were to begin with). "I'ma make a run for it, b!"

vikefan24 05-25-2007 11:24 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Throw some D's on that bitch

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rjoefish 05-25-2007 11:24 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
meh, do cops really patrol on foot anyways? not sure since i've never spent a lot of time in a big city, but around here they're always in cars and whatnot, and on tv they're always on horsies.

Sponger. 05-25-2007 11:32 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
The most balla segway rider...

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/ph...mentsegway.jpg


"Looks like you looking for dragons,.. in the future."
"Don't mock the sword of destiny, Michael!"

GTL 05-25-2007 11:47 AM

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meh, do cops really patrol on foot anyways? not sure since i've never spent a lot of time in a big city, but around here they're always in cars and whatnot, and on tv they're always on horsies.

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nyc has tons of cops that patrol on foot.

stabn 05-25-2007 11:49 AM

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meh, do cops really patrol on foot anyways? not sure since i've never spent a lot of time in a big city, but around here they're always in cars and whatnot, and on tv they're always on horsies.

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nyc has tons of cops that patrol on foot.

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There are quite a few bicycle patrols in major cities as well.

Quanah Parker 05-25-2007 11:51 AM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
Two reasons to like the Segway http://site47.diskend.com/bbs/data/s...photo/girl.jpg

gumpzilla 05-25-2007 12:07 PM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
My roommate and I were talking about the Segway last night, mostly because we saw some campus police on bikes instead. I can't help laughing everytime I remember the breathless hype campaign leading up to the debut of the Segway. "What is IT? Dean Kamen will REVOLUTIONIZE TRANSPORTATION! Airport security will look stupider than ever before! IT'S GOT GYROSCOPES MOTHER [censored]!"

EDIT: Also, I rode on one of these in a mall store. IT was fun. The leaning necessary to drive it makes me think that it would be awesome to have a race on these things where all of the contestants have giant American Gladiators "pugile sticks" to try and unbalance their opponents.

NU Star 05-25-2007 12:14 PM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
I kind of like the golf cart segway, but that's about it.

wacki 05-25-2007 12:33 PM

Re: This bitch deserves to get fat
 
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I have made zero posts on this issue, so it would be hard to figure that one out.

To keep on topic, I am now unfat enough that I only have to use one of my Segways.




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