****THE LADIES FINAL THREAD**** (NSFW -- LDO)
Here it is. The ladies final. You guys know the drill. Both of these young ladies are very attractive so vote with the knowledge that you can't make a bad choice. (Oh yeah, if you troll or hate don't complain about your ban.)
Before we get to the pictures, we will have a brief question and answer session. As we lounged in my hot tub last night I asked the ladies a few questions. Their replies have been recorded below. Question 1: The perfect evening would begin with ________, involve a lot of _______ and end with __________. <font color="blue"> Octopi -- The perfect evening would begin with a trip to the French Laundry in Napa Valley, involve a lot of offal and end with fireworks I get to set off.</font> <font color="FF0033">FFK: -- The perfect evening would begin with gourmet food and wine, involve a lot of good friends & good music, and end with sexytime, a dank turkey sandwich, and maybe a smidgen of mary jane. </font> Question 2: Compose a haiku about your opponent. <font color="blue"> Octopi eff eff kay what i say? bright smile, long silken hair. i voted for her. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK: Seasoned heart-breaker, Octopi's tentacles will entice with hummus </font> Question 3: If you were to guess star on Nip/Tuck, what would be the purpose of your visit to McNamara/Troy? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- Uh, to [censored] Dr Troy on his desk. He's a sexy bitch. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -- Ostensibly for lipo of the thighs, but of course would actually involve a crazy ploy to abduct, rape, and kill Christian Troy, convince his friends and loved ones he has abruptly given himself a sex change operation, and then replace him as Christiana Troy in his lucrative private practice. Not sure if this would be shocking and and unbelievable enough, though. </font> Question 4: What's your best Party Trick/Greatest Skill? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- Impersonating a woman on the internet. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -- My greatest party trick is organizing the party. I have an uncanny ability to easily attract and gather 40 friends to a particular venue on short notice with minimal effort. I'm excellent in social settings - making people feel interesting and comfortable. I can carry on conversation remarkable well with anybody, and people frequently find themselves inexplicably confiding in me about all kinds of personal and private issues. </font> Question 5: What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- I don't know. I'm bad at Christmas and already get a lot of cool stuff. Maybe getting a Canon 5D or some other ridiculous high end DSLR camera with a big fat long lens. I can dream. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -A Big Green Egg -Tempurpedic mattress, to house last year's gift. </font> Question 6: A genie appears appears and offers you 3 wishes. You can't ask for more wishes. What do you ask for? <font color="blue"> Octopi -- 1. A flying car with a robot chauffeur. What could be better? 2. To have a successful business that is well off and running on it's own, like a well oiled money machine plus a side job that is more like a hobby 3. To kick the genie in the 'nads for not letting me make more wishes with one of my wishes. </font> <font color="FF0033">FFK -- 1. ability to comfortably retire immediately 2. health and happiness for me and my loved ones 3. Three wishes for my mom If #3 is not allowed, then, uh... well... hmmm... I guess 'world peace' is a decent backup plan.</font> Question 7: Please distribute 100 points among these categories in terms of creating the perfect man -- intelligence sense of humor endowment physical condition good looks motivation money Octopi -- http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/octopichart.png <font color="FF0033">FFK -- intelligence 35 sense of humor 30 motivation 25 good looks 5 physical condition 4 endowment .5 money .5 </font> Okay, now on to the pictures! In this corner, from the Great White North: OCTOPI http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/THECHIN.jpg http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/arch2.jpg http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/sharkhat.jpg http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/blurhat.jpg http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/zeldatits.jpg http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/bbv10.jpg In this corner, from the heart of Coca Cola Country, FAST FOOD KNIGHT http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2743/picdf7.png http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8...tition1xk0.jpg http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6...tition2uk0.jpg http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2346/hatpicpd3.jpg http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9...ion3gm8fr7.jpg http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9...tition4xd7.jpg |
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Shotgun on zee women.
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first...to say those questions are gayballs.
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FFK: -- The perfect evening would begin with gourmet food and wine, involve a lot of good friends & good music, and end with sexytime, a dank turkey sandwich, and maybe a smidgen of mary jane. [/ QUOTE ] im in love |
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you were supposed to ask them what plastic surgery the other one should get. fail.
Usually I like a little more junk in the trunk, but FFK gets my vote. |
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Two worthy contestants. Only one will emerge (from the jello wrestling segment of the judging?) imo.
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I'm gonna be honest.......I didnt read any of the questions. The pics were nice though.
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Gah, might wanna slap a NSFW on that thread title son.
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The way she is biting her bottom lip is omg sexy
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6...tition2uk0.jpg Have my babies? |
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Gah, might wanna slap a NSFW on that thread title son. [/ QUOTE ] Done. Honestly, what did you expect? Pictures of them in their Sunday best? |
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http://kelly.cybr.org/pics/pix/zeldatits.jpg WOW. You look like an actress/model. [/ QUOTE ] For some unknown reason, I just opened ebay and placed a bid on an old school Ninentendo System. |
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nice pics ladies, GL to you both
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woah octi really pulling out the stops to win! Maybe FFK needs some more NSFW pics too to even this up?
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For some unknown reason, I just opened ebay and placed a bid on an old school Ninentendo System. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah my day is pretty much shot between actual work and playing Zelda now. |
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Octopi, I'm only 3 penile reduction surgeries & a messy divorce away from this exact profile!!! PM please...
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woah octi really pulling out the stops to win! Maybe FFK needs some more NSFW pics too to even this up? [/ QUOTE ] |
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TOTY
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Octopi has a sick sick hot body. Look at her terts while she's laying on her back fer christ sakes [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
Edited to add: It also looks like my penis is too big and my looks are too above average-ish to have a shot at these ladies. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] |
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Octopi, I'm only 3 penile reduction surgeries & a messy divorce away from this exact profile!!! [/ QUOTE ] She never said single! Go for it tiger! |
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voted!
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voted! [/ QUOTE ] no...you didn't. |
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My vote is for sale to whoever pms me the most pics.
....j/k :P |
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sigh [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] octopi
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also ffk deserves a pie chart too imo.
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noah you are just jealous!
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these pics have way too much cute faces and not enough panty-clad poopers for me to decide.
BOTTOMS UP GIRLS OR I"M VOTING FOR DBZ AGAIN |
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I voted for DBZ again
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I think people are voting based either on the contestants' similarity to women they've dated/been with, or their similarity to women they'd like to date/be with. For me that was dbz and octopi, fwiw (note past tense [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]).
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http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2346/hatpicpd3.jpg
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] i'm gonna hafta go FFK here if either contestant were ostensibly single, that'd be a total dealbreaker through haha |
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FFK is hot
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FFK is hot [/ QUOTE ] Other news from this press release.........The sky is blue.... the moon is not made of cheese.....developing..... |
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how to note make a poll:
do what 4 2 it does i wanna vote gogogogogogogo |
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http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2346/hatpicpd3.jpg [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img][img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] i'm gonna hafta go FFK here if either contestant were ostensibly single, that'd be a total dealbreaker through haha [/ QUOTE ] Y do u use big words that I dont know? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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If octopi just walked up to me and proposed I prob couldnt say no imo.
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why do these questions suck so much?
ladies, what's your opinion of sex in public? |
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No fair, "FFK" is a ringer...
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^^^ I have heard this before.
And back in high school, I had bangs, and heard (that I looked like) Britney Spears EVERYWHERE I went, in the "Baby One More Time Era." Ohhhh thank god I don't look like her now. |
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I loved that song. That era.
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I like this thread, gonna be a tough decision though.
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