The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

Basically i suck at teh pokah + life (obv not posting this on the real acct.), so i cry like a bitch to stars and get pwned with some standard email.... tl;dr


Hello,
>
>I have been playing on your site ever since i began playing poker after
seeing it on TV a few years ago.
>
>I recently have went through some tough times in life. I am not one to
make excuses as i am the only one to blame for my actions. I recently
decimated my poker account to the point where all i have left is ~10$,
plus some APPT tickets, a few T$, and some FPPs (~1k).
>
>I am aware that these steps sng's were made with the intention of keeping
the prize money within the system. I fully intended to play them until my
recent lapse in self control. At this point using such expensive tickets
(in relation to my bankroll) would be suicide to the future of my poker
career. I realize i am probably just another kid with a pipe dream, but
its a dream i am not ready to give up on just yet.
>
>Having said this, I understand i am grasping for straws here but i dont
know what else to do at this point. I was hoping maybe you would be
willing to convert the step tickets into T$ or something more flexible to
my bankroll (please note im not asking for real $, i do not want to cash
out.)
>
>I understand the need for you protect your game structure and enforcement
of your terms of service. If you would be so kind as to work with me on
this i promise to not tell people/ post on forums <font color="blue"> (who doesn't like a little irony) </font> , so as not to have this
be abused. I believe this conversion would help both parties, assuming you
would generate more rake this way.
&gt;
&gt;I would appreciate any help you can offer, and im not just saying this to
increase the chances of it being done. I have enjoyed playing on your site
and the thought of having to quit makes me so sad i cannot express it in
words.
&gt;
&gt;
&gt;Sincerely,
Loser

<font color="red"> I was happy to receive a prompt reply like usual on this wonderful site, until i actually read it. zzzzz </font>


Hello Loser,

Thank you for your email.

Tickets won in APPT Step Sit &amp; Go tournaments are good only for use within
the APPT Steps system and are not transferable in any way.


Regards,

Jeny
PokerStars Support Team

Love you too jeny. Too bad it had to end like this. Maybe i should have asked to speak to Lee &lt;3


What it do bbv

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

Win steps event seems to be the way forward here Evenkeal.

<font color="white"> Lori</font>

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

ip ban

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ip ban

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Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

don't u wish ur mom had an abortion?

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

keep ur head out of the toilet and ur mouth off the barrel. this gimmick delivers. T/R of suicide plz.

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

who would have thought a lurker with 25 posts and a someone with 17k posts who still needs coaching would suggest ip ban?

edit: not a gimmick

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who would have thought a lurker with 25 posts and a someone with 17k posts who still needs coaching would suggest ip ban?

edit: not a gimmick

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IP ban.

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who would have thought a lurker with 25 posts and a someone with 17k posts who still needs coaching would suggest ip ban?

edit: not a gimmick

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IP ban.

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QFT

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

man OP sucks at poker.....

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

KILL HIM

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KILL HIM

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you could coach me @ blackjack/180 mans

but ya thats another option

edited to add: maybe u would be so kind as to ghost me in the step sng's in the spirit of BBV, i would obv smoke u out or something in return

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

Im not good at sngs.

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

im thinking any [censored] to be had in these things will be better than 99% of the fields evar

i always thought the crushing of waffles wasnt rly censored, just a joke.... thats pretty funny.

Ty anyway shaun keep doin what ur doin, its obv workin for u

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Gotta keep this awesome thread alive ya kno....

Figuring i have nothing to lose but some e-dignity i fired off a second email, closely followed by a 3rd. Right back where i started, but im gonna man up and play the sng's. Here is the final exchange, for now....



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I guess i was hoping for more than a standard one line reply. I
acknowledged this in my original email. I was just hoping you would be
willing to work with me in some way just this once. Maybe you can forward
to someone else who will have a look? I dont mean to be a burden, please.

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My home-girl christina hollered back tho &lt;3

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Hello Loser,

Thank you for your email.

As mentioned to you in the previous email the APPT Step tickets are not
transferrable or redeemable for cash or any other value. This is clearly
stated on our website below.

http://www.pokerstars.com/appt/qualify/

As you are aware the funds are kept in within the event. I am sorry that
we cannot accommodate your request.

If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Regards,

Christina
PokerStars Support Team

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Well Christina as a matter of fact i do have one last unoriginal request, here goes nothing.....


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I understand. Thanks anyway. One last request.......Please flip the boomswitch one time so i can run good and not be a busto fish anymore kthxbye. I'll send u a postcard from PCA, scouts honor.

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Until next time.....

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

hes not banned yet?

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hes not banned yet?

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Did you miss 5 minutes of maury? sorry to waste your internet browsing time

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

Hard times come and go. Keep your head up OP, and good luck in those SNGs

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Hard times come and go. Keep your head up OP, and good luck in those SNGs

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TY 4 ur kind words sir, much appreciated.


Well stars support is cool even if they wont help me out, they at least make me laugh.

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Hello Idiot,

Thank you for your understanding.

We cannot "Flip (a) boomswitch," as there is nothing in our system that
could make you win, or lose for that matter. Though, we do wish you the
best and hope you can make some more money on our web site.

If you have any further queries, please don't hesitate to ask.


Regards,

Mathew
PokerStars Support Team

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In case anyone is still reading this, here is my reply

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I was worried my offer of a postcard would not be tempting enough. For this purpose i am willing to throw in a t-shirt (autographed obv)

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Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

OP is emo IMO

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OP is emo IMO

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i c what u did there.

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Im not good at sngs.

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You're not good at anything except posting threads, which you're barely this side of mediocre. HU4ROLLZZZ!!!!

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

A+ for degenness

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If I ever become a broke, sad degen with the poker or otherwise, I promise to share with BBV without using a gimmick name

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

op is emo and not good at life imo

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

stop being a little bitch and play the SNGS, then go ship the APPT event and holla. Stop expecting sympathy from support staff you life nit sucker.

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If I ever become a broke, sad degen with the poker or otherwise, I promise to share with BBV without using a gimmick name

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Considering it but no one rly knows me anyway.

I just turned some dumb player rewards points on another site into a 100$ mtt seat. I would unregister and take the $$ but they wont let me. It is time to man up BBV, join me on my journey.

I also realized i was eligible for some 20k freeroll, so im obv hoping to pull a Moink on that [censored] and go robustosaurus rex. 1x plz lee, and lee's brother from another mother.

Only one way to go and thats up. What it do?!?

&lt;3 bbv need sleep now so i can be the next nanonoko or someone sick like that

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A+ for degenness

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just becuz i couldnt make this [censored] up, a few nights ago after busting my roll i decided to take some pills and walk to this local bar. Long story short the bartender is a prickface and will only serve booze til like 10pm or something weak like that. So its only natural to order 3 more shots b4 the walk home. Dont drink and drive kids.

Upon my walk home i began calling ppl on my cell phone screaming [censored] like [censored] the police and ending every sentence with a certain racist phrase. Somehow i fell down and broke my cell phone, so there went that idea. I have two scars on my side to prove it. They kinda look like football laces actually.

When i arrive home my roommates told me i rang the doorbell despite having my house keys in hand. I proceeded to throw up everywhere and fall down some more. I musta used a box of lysol dust trying to vacuum/shampoo the stench out.

I pretty much rule @ life imo.

All in all kids, stay in school.

Good night

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

no you don't you fail at life and are due to expire due to darwin's theory

bye now

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no you don't you fail at life and are due to expire due to darwin's theory

bye now

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You must lead a pretty awesome life urself.

Im sure u just post between handjobs from ur 9/10 secretary under your desk on wall street tho, not from momma's basement or anything.

Maybe if u ask her to start cutting the crust off you will be less angry.... just a thought.

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thanks for the advice

bye sucker

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thanks for the advice

bye sucker

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gg troll

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All in all kids, stay in school.

Good night

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Are you BBVing while asleep are you?

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All in all kids, stay in school.

Good night

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Are you BBVing while asleep are you?

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yawn

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http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/lb...worry_maam.jpg

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the irony is beyond hilarious.... i give up u win

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i know

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Hey jenny, jenny from pokerstars

When everything goes all wrong you make it feel alright, baby.

Hey jenny, jenny from pokerstars

I lost all my money, but i can still see the light, honey.

Hey jenny, jenny from pokerstars

WTF? Why aren't you refunding those satelite tickets? ZOMG, you aren't replying to my emails anymore, who is this Raul guy?

Hey jenny, jenny from pokerstars

We're right for eachother jenny, please forgive me we were maaaaaaaaaaaade for one another!

Re: The name sums it up (btw TY Jeny from PS support, you are a gem)
 

Thread was fairly funny, but why did you make another 2+2 account to post this?