Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
 

1. You smell like you want me

2. Want to have sex. (this was to a random person on the bus)

3. I want to kiss the smile between your legs



what are some of the tradgedies you have said under the influence or not?

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what are some of the tradgedies you have said under the influence or not?

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Piss drunk, talking to this lawyer chick and telling her that from my (economist's) point of view laws and lawyers are unnecessary as everything can be changed by money anyway (this is highly debatable, but i just wanted to get rid of her).

Her: "But if the woman you love eternally gets murdered, how could money compensate you?"
Me: "Hookers and blow, ldo."

She might have been a bit into me, but she def picked the wrong time. She stormed off w/o another word.

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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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me: lol you're a lefty
her: so, you're probably some stuck up rich kid republican
me: [censored] please!

it didn't work, she called me a racist bigot and stormed off...[censored] PLEASE

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I'm considering sponsoring a BBV4L video contest, where all entrants must be filmed trying to pick up women with the line 'can I ask you a question? what would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your k!dsh!tter?'

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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I imagine this having a pretty high success rate.

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I'm considering sponsoring a BBV4L video contest, where all entrants must be filmed trying to pick up women with the line 'can I ask you a question? what would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your k!dsh!tter?'

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next time i go out i'm trying this, dont think i'm filming it though

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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ncboiler,
(a) did you actually use this line
(ii) did it work

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Me: Can I ask you a question? What would you say if I said that I wanted to mash your [censored]?
Her: That's a very not nice thing to say

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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ncboiler,
(a) did you actually use this line
(ii) did it work

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Yes
Yes
...she had a good sense of humor and knew I was [censored] around. We only went out once.

Edit to add: This works best when used at a place that has no dance floor. When you ask her to dance she will always say, "there is no dance floor". It's at that point that you throw the jihad on her.

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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ncboiler,
(a) did you actually use this line
(ii) did it work

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Yes
Yes
...she had a good sense of humor and knew I was [censored] around. We only did the horizontal once .....if you know what I'm talkin about.

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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You: "Would you like to dance?"
Her: "OH, yes. Sure!"
You: "So I can have your seat then?"

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i dont use chatup lines, just tell them you love them thats all you need to do

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off the top of my head. There ar a lot im forgetting. Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.

"hey knucklehead, dance floor is THAT way" ( this is when they are doing that thing where they bob back and forth solo or beside a friend thus indicating they want some guy to dance with them. saying what i tried saying there seems to provoke arguments about 75% of the time.)

"I like! how much?" (girl is not a stripper/hooker)

"you remind me of a horse!"

"whats it like being 10 feet tall?"

"hey" her: "hi" me: "do I make you anxious? <cause girl is visibly nervous... as if she was some live noob and was dealt KK utg+1>" her "no" (runs away)

"hey" her: "hi" me: "blah blah blah" her "blah blah blah" me: <1 minute into conversation> "close your eyes" her: <she does> me: <kisses her for about 3 seconds> her: "hee hee hee... i gotta go!!!"<runs away giggling, wont talk to me again>

"hey you see that girl over there? I kinda like her and i wanna make her realllly jealous, so lets flirt with each other RIGHT infront of her for a bit. you in?" girl: ":(" <she wanted a nice cute guy to hit on her... i made her sad>

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I was as drunk as you can imagine in a club on rock night.

I was basically downstairs near the cloakroom delivering the line "me love you long time" to every girl that came by.

They were not asian.

I was so drunk i would not have loved them long time.

It wasnt nearly as James Bond charm as i thought it might have come off as.

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Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.


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well i'm glad you described every interaction with another person ever, good job

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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You stole that from me.

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Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.


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If a woman takes a shine to you, you can say pretty much anything, they'll like it. Just compliment them as an opener, if they smile or react positively, yer in, if they don't drop it right there.

Watch the eyes is all you have to do.

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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You stole that from me.

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Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back.

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2. Want to have sex. (this was to a random person on the bus)

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i think that should work about 3% of the time. keep tryin man

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Engulf my lengthy shaft with your warm moist mouth.

Wait! No need to get your knees dirty, I'll stand on a chair, biatch!

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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You stole that from me.

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Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back.

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Delay on your chloroform order? Yeah, my internet supplier sucks too.

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Guy: Okay, I'll do it.

Girl: WTF you talking about?

Guy: Your friends told me you wanted to have sex with me?

Girl: No [censored] way!

Guy: (drops voice to James Earl Jones-like voice) What if I talk like this?