Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

About 2 months ago I made a profile on www.plentyoffish.com, a free dating site. Of course, I'm much too lazy to cold message people. My profile is basically a bunch of complete BS/dumb stuff I either made up or stole from this thing. I included some decent pictures. FWIW I'm 31, decent looking, in decent shape, no kids, have my own house.

To date I received 9 cold messages. The first, oddly, I almost went out with, but she flaked on my phone call and didn't get back to me til two weeks later saying she was "really busy" and I passed on that; since her profile has been deleted. Here's the rest, and their cold open message. I've responded to one of them. You might be able to guess which one. And no it never went anywhere [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Subject: hey

I thought your profile was great, let me know if your interested..

xxx

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Subject: Love...




your About Me section!!!! And that pic of you sleeping with your kittie is adorable! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Message me back if ya want, but I won't expect it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Keep on bein' you, cause you're awesome!
Love ~ Rhia

!!!CHEERS!!!

she chose to attach this picture

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Subject: get to know you better

My name is xxx. I am 29. I am from New Brighton, MN. I would like to get to know you better.

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Subject: interesting

Love your profile! I too celebrate my quirks.
Is that a skinny walleye or a northern?
My profile is pretty serious...but try looking past.
-xxx

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Subject: your profile Sent Date: 8/27/2007 3:37:33 PM

lol you're funny!!

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City Mahnomen Minnesota
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Capricorn
Height 5' 5" (165 cm)


Age 36
Gender Woman
Body Type A Few Extra Pounds
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Brown
Rate My Picture No
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I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for Hang Out


Smoker? Occasionally
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Divorced
Profession CNA
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes


Interests spending time outdoors


About Me
Hi, my name is xxx I am 35, I am divorced. I am new to this and I am looking for someone who is funny and has an open mind. I need someone who loves kids since I have 7, they did not want to move so 6 live with my ex and my 4yr old lives with me. I would like to meet someone who likes to spend time outdoors, camping, fishing, and riding snowmobiles in the winter.


Subject: xxx

i just thought you were good looking so i thought id drop you a line and to tell you

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xxx313 : Looking for someone to treat me right
City mnpls Minnesota
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Scorpio
Height < 5' (< 152 cm)


Age 26
Gender Woman
Body Type Athletic
Religion Christian - other
Hair Color Mixed Color
Rate My Picture No
Compatibility N/A | Needs Assessment: N/A



I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for Long Term


Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Sales
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No


Interests camping rollerblading movies
walks vacations


About Me
I am a 26 year old female who loves to go into the outdoors and have a good time, I love to boat and visit family. I love my dog and would really like to do more things that involve vacationing and getting a more relaxed piece of life. I am career oriented and work really hard, but I still know how to have a good time. I am looking for someone like that, who can make money but knows when it is time to have fun!!!

Not only do I know how to have a good time, but I love to live in the moment, I am not a planner and do not want to watch time go by while everybody else is enjoying it.
I prefer to communicate rather than fight, and I try really hard to do right be everybody that I know and am involved with from day to day.

I am 26, and woke up one day and realized that life was not about the money that you have but by the people you surround yourself with, and with that comes opportunity.


Subject: HMMM.....

YOU INTEREST ME A LOT.

xxx

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Subject: crying

If you don't write back...literally...I'll cry myself to sleep. Is it weird that we both sleep on turkey basters? Wouldn't it be funny if yours was a pink paperclip like mine?
Friends call me the 'funniest female they know'. I'm working on the funniest person..females always get the bad 'rap.
I'm a middle school guidance counselor...love my job...and get to be goofy like they are all day.
How would your friends and coworkers describe you?
Hope to hear from you,
xxx

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

Im guessing you picked one of the blonde girls.
1st one might be a crazy killer id go with the 2nd one.

Actually, 2nd one might be equally as crazy but at least she is "stable" enough to hold a job.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I say you chose the big girl with the tat

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I might give the one with the tats a shot. Would need to see face pic

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

Any respondents that are the least bit desirable are probably only spam porn links.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I am guessing the cute blonde that knew something about fishing.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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lol

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I need someone who loves kids since I have 7, they did not want to move so 6 live with my ex and my 4yr old lives with me.

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This is the one you responded to, right?

EDIT: Get the [censored] out of Minnesota.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I need someone who loves kids since I have 7, they did not want to move so 6 live with my ex and my 4yr old lives with me.

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This is the one you responded to, right?

a.

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If this is real you have to be thinking WTF for more reasons than are obvious.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

Vehn,

Thankyou for posting this. It has clarified my point of view regarding dating services in general. I read the first one and thought holy cripes, this is awful, it must get better. Nope, apart from the blonde of course.

Can anybody explain to WTF it is with women choosing pictures of themselves with their children??

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

Please clarify the sleeping on turkey basters comment, wtf does that even mean?

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

The 2 blondes seem fine. The 2nd one is probably really fun, but crazy.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

vehn,

I assume you went with her:

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but should have gone with her:

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Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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but should have gone with her:

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unless im mistaken and misunderstood the way he formated his post, the tat chick is the same girl as the pic above in his post and she just chose to attach a pic with her message. In which case shes pretty nasty, and im not sure why shes getting attention here

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no thanks!

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

yeah i thought it was that chick too by the way he posted, but she sure doesn't look like the same chick

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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Vehn,

Thankyou for posting this. It has clarified my point of view regarding dating services in general. I read the first one and thought holy cripes, this is awful, it must get better. Nope, apart from the blonde of course.

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aw come on man.. the first chick just wrote a normal message, just a girl looking for lovin.. can't argue w/ that

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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yeah i thought it was that chick too by the way he posted, but she sure doesn't look like the same chick

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Same hair, I'm pretty sure it's her.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I formated it just fine, bitches.

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I formated it just fine, bitches.

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I read the first one and stopped cause it was too tough on the eyes

plus they were kinda ugly

i.e. tough on the eyes

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I formated it just fine, bitches.

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while I agree, I didnt think El D was into cow tipping so I thought maybe I was just confused

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

oh I like this thread

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I've also been on POF and to me it seems like the women on there are objectively less attractive than on other dating sites. (I've mainly used Nerve.com.) I'm not sure why this is the case--maybe because it's free or something. If you're looking for a moderately depressing and harrowing dating experience I'd highly recommend you check it out.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I bet there are some sleazy dudes just banging their way thru as many of these wildebeests as they possibly can.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I bet there are some sleazy dudes just banging their way thru as many of these wildebeests as they possibly can.

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<----Raises hand.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I bet lostsoul is just banging his way thru as many of these wildebeests as he possibly can.

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fyp

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

Guidance counselor chick, while thinking she's funny without being funny, is a freak in bed.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I bet there are some sleazy dudes just banging their way thru as many of these wildebeests as they possibly can.

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you could not have nailed that on the head any harder. last year my friend from geneseo lived with me for a year. on the first day we had internet (he had no job for 1 full year before starting to work full time in pennsylvania) he stayed up 12 hours and "with a fine tooth comb" he told me he filtered through myspace, facebook, all the dating sites and messaged EVERYONE.

no joke, not joking, no joke, 200 people he had relations with that year. the amount of random females walking through the door was mindboggling. he did not have a bed. now mind you he had no problem banging a 1/10 or less as long as there was a hole. he has had relations "accidentally" with men in drag.

his life is a joke, and he does have diseases that he does not disclose to the women he sleeps with. while i admit he has a ton of game, he has no regard to whom he gives his love seed to.

he drops 200$ a friday at the strip club, 500$ a week aside from that at clubs/restaurants just buying girls drinks to get in their pants. he has a corvette just to keep up this "image" he's built for himself. he lies to women about what he does so he'll be able to bang them that night.

he's been with both the hottest and the ugliest girls imaginable. he has paid for sex (put up $ up front) and then she would disappear (he would give it to her in the club then she'd run away) he's dumb.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

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I bet there are some sleazy dudes just banging their way thru as many of these wildebeests as they possibly can.

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you could not have nailed that on the head any harder. last year my friend from geneseo lived with me for a year. on the first day we had internet (he had no job for 1 full year before starting to work full time in pennsylvania) he stayed up 12 hours and "with a fine tooth comb" he told me he filtered through myspace, facebook, all the dating sites and messaged EVERYONE.

no joke, not joking, no joke, 200 people he had relations with that year. the amount of random females walking through the door was mindboggling. he did not have a bed. now mind you he had no problem banging a 1/10 or less as long as there was a hole. he has had relations "accidentally" with men in drag.

his life is a joke, and he does have diseases that he does not disclose to the women he sleeps with. while i admit he has a ton of game, he has no regard to whom he gives his love seed to.

he drops 200$ a friday at the strip club, 500$ a week aside from that at clubs/restaurants just buying girls drinks to get in their pants. he has a corvette just to keep up this "image" he's built for himself. he lies to women about what he does so he'll be able to bang them that night.

he's been with both the hottest and the ugliest girls imaginable. he has paid for sex (put up $ up front) and then she would disappear (he would give it to her in the club then she'd run away) he's dumb.

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What kind of diseases??

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I bet there are some sleazy dudes just banging their way thru as many of these wildebeests as they possibly can.

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you could not have nailed that on the head any harder. last year my friend from geneseo lived with me for a year. on the first day we had internet (he had no job for 1 full year before starting to work full time in pennsylvania) he stayed up 12 hours and "with a fine tooth comb" he told me he filtered through myspace, facebook, all the dating sites and messaged EVERYONE.

no joke, not joking, no joke, 200 people he had relations with that year. the amount of random females walking through the door was mindboggling. he did not have a bed. now mind you he had no problem banging a 1/10 or less as long as there was a hole. he has had relations "accidentally" with men in drag.

his life is a joke, and he does have diseases that he does not disclose to the women he sleeps with. while i admit he has a ton of game, he has no regard to whom he gives his love seed to.

he drops 200$ a friday at the strip club, 500$ a week aside from that at clubs/restaurants just buying girls drinks to get in their pants. he has a corvette just to keep up this "image" he's built for himself. he lies to women about what he does so he'll be able to bang them that night.

he's been with both the hottest and the ugliest girls imaginable. he has paid for sex (put up $ up front) and then she would disappear (he would give it to her in the club then she'd run away) he's dumb.

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What kind of diseases??

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Tiny penis syndrome.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I think I just made a new rule for myself that I won't date a woman who can't tell a walleye from a northern pike. Chicks that dig fishing are awesome.

LOL at all but one of the chicks that messaged you. The "few extra lb's" comment is awesome, as that chicks that really do just have a few extra usually claim to have average or slim body type so you know if she's actually claiming to be a little overweight she's WAY overweight.

It really looks like 90% of these women are just looking to find a man to pay to raise their baby.

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Can anybody explain to WTF it is with women choosing pictures of themselves with their children??

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Adsman - perhaps you should read this thread:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post12054609

Maybe these women have the right idea.

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Can anybody explain to WTF it is with women choosing pictures of themselves with their children??

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Adsman - perhaps you should read this thread:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post12054609

Maybe these women have the right idea.

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I read that thread. Maybe I just hate kids. No, I like kids. As long as they're someone elses.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

I would get with all of the other girls listed before the counselor chick. She sounds insane.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

choosing anything but

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Is that a skinny walleye or a northern?

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is a big mistake

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

its looking up!

well

sorta

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City
Mankato Minnesota
Sign
Virgo
Height
5' 8" (173 cm)
Age
32 year old Woman
Ethnicity
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Body Type
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Religion
Lutheran
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I am Seeking a
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Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Artist
Do you want children?
Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No

Interests
Art reading hanging out at coffee shops
taking walks listening to music joking around
cuddling
About Me
I'm looking for a guy who is honest, sweet, dependable, kind, caring, patient & interested in the arts would be nice, but its okay if he isnt. I like guys who are polite, not pushy. Someone who can be silly, but also have a serious side to them as well. I'm abit silly or whimsical myself, but I can be serious when I need to be.

I'm sweet, shy, gentle, but when I get to know a guy, I can warm up & become more chatty. Dont worry I'm not one of those women that talks your ear off either.
I love animals: dogs, cats, manatees. Basically happy, cute creatures...not snakes or spiders. Their on there own...

I love music: punk, folk, classic rock, techno, pop. Not country so much.
My fave. bands are Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Evanscene. Too many to list. We'll be here all night...you have lives to live.
I'm an artist..so I enjoy colored pencils, oil pastels, painting, etc.
I have volunteered in helping paint sceneries for a community theatre. I would like to get back into that again. It was alot of fun!

I'm quite easygoing & laid back...quite flexible to change plans if need be.
I work out & try to eat healthy, but I do have a sweet-tooth which sucks!
It would be awesome to meet a guy who likes to cook...I just dont like to cook.

If a guy had tatoos it wouldnt scare me away..I appreciate the art. There are some amazing artwork out there. I dont have any myself..its a huge deal. I mean your stuck with that design for the rest of your life. I guess you can have it removed, but still. I couldnt handle the pain that goes along with it either.

I appreciate people who have a different style. Like punk for example. Its different. I dont dress in punk, but I appreciate it. If you wear t-shirts, hoodies & jeans. Thats cool as. I think guys can look good in the casual wear as well.

My hair is red with blond highlites going through it. My natural is more dark blond, I think. I change my hair color from time to time..i get bored with it.

I'm into Harry Potter, Japanese Animae & the graphic novels. (There like comic books, but better). I also read bio's, fiction, christian & anything that catches my attention. I'm into knitting & doing crafty things. I think its cool when guys knit themselves.

I usually shop at the local thrift stores. I'm a huge fan of Wallace & Gromit & Gumby. I like Clay animation alot. So, there you have it, just a little taste of what I'm into.

First Date
I would like to get to know the guy I'm with so maybe go to a coffee shop & just sit & talk....or go for a walk....play a board game.
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Subject: All i can say is wow!!! Sent Date: 9/21/2007 11:41:56 AM

Hi,

I found your profile amusing...it brought tears to my eyes literally. I didnt want to get escorted out of the library. So there u go.

You are indeed an interesting character...

And your so damn cute as well. You napping with the kitty was priceless. aawwww!!! Even the dancing pickle agrees.

Its quite impressive you have such skill with hurling ping pong rackets. Have u thought of taking it pro?

I'm interested...the question is are u?

*****

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Minneapolis Minnesota
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Capricorn
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Age
25 year old Woman
Ethnicity
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Non-Religious
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I am Seeking a
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Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
About Me
ok! i finally got around to filling out my profile! im an open book and am looking for the same. im also seeking a guy with pizazz! a guy whose personality sets him above all the rest!

First Date
something crazy!

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Subject: cat! Sent Date: 9/22/2007 1:19:47 PM

i want your cat!

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Osceola Wisconsin
Sign
Aquarius
Height
5' 4" (163 cm)
Age
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Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair

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I am Seeking a
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Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
student
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes

Interests
dancing singing poetry
business writing reading
theater
About Me
I'm a woman, what can I say? I love dancing, singing, reading, the spoken word. I love writing and snuggling. I love jazz, electronica, techno, world music - on and on. I teach and perform belly dance. I design jewelry.

I'm a very strong personality, but still a good person. I'm very open, and a good communicator - sometimes that makes people feel uncomfortable. But I like to keep things honest and upfront. Eventually I'm looking for a very intense relationship - I'm not needy, just intense.

Who would I like to meet? People who are creative, not afraid of living life, maybe a few emos and vegetarians. Bohemians. Dancers, poets, dreamers, travelers - you know, the usual. Anyone who wants to sweep me off my feet. Not that I'll cooperate, but hey, you can try! Good spellers are always welcome. Someone tender, strong, artistic, dependable, and nurturing. People who see life through their own eyes, and feel it with their own hands.

If you're wearing a buttondown shirt or corduroy pants, that might be sexy. If you're wearing a baseball cap - not so much. If you've got huge sense of humor, but take other people's feelings seriously. If you own an ATV or just loooove NASCAR, I would pretty much say don't try. Please.

If you want to serenade me under a full moon, write me sonnets, coddle me and spoil me, and like me for exactly who I am, without trying to change my personality to be more average, less open, more blonde, or less intense, then yeah - you could give it a try!



First Date
For a first date? I would love to meet and have coffee. If we talk for hours and there's chemistry, I'd be thrilled! But sometimes that doesn't happen - and coffee seems like the perfect first date to keep the pressure off.

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Subject: opposites Sent Date: 9/22/2007 7:10:09 PM

You just look so harmless when you're sleeping with that kitten, and so full of vinegar in the other photos. Like you just wake up planning some naughtiness. Sounds like me.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

Well, the second one has potential at least, although she may have a furry thing going on, depends what she means by wants your cat.

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

haha...

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not snakes or spiders. Their on there own...

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how can you mess both words up like that, in that context.. ugh


also, helloooooooooo zebra cowboy

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also, helloooooooooo zebra cowboy

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Subject: cat! Sent Date: 9/22/2007 1:19:47 PM

i want your cat!

Sent Date: 9/23/2007 12:23:37 AM


Original Message YOU sent on 9/22/2007 10:18:40 PM

You'll have to fight my ex girlfriend for the one on my shoulder, and me for the one on the leash. I don't think you could take me, shorty.

From: xxx (View Profile) (View All Correspondence)
Subject: RE:RE:cat! Sent Date: 9/23/2007 12:23:37 AM


dont underestimate short people, especially me. my kung fu is strong and i haven't lost a thumb war yet.

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now what?

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

The "online" part of that is irrelevant. There are no quality women.

(There are no quality men either, but I'm not trying to date men!)

Re: Who says there\'s no quality women online?
 

serial killers must loveeeeeeeeeeee these sites.