Brag: Date with very hot girl tonight...
 

She has very nice boobs and a big round ass that would definitely get the GA stamp of approval.

Beat: I forgot about it and had a nice heaping bowl of red beans & rice for lunch.

Variance: If the date doesn't go well I'll just start blaming my flatulence on her.

(Before you ask, I'm working on pics.)

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Forgetting a date with a "very hot girl" is pretty balla I'd say. Good luck.

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without pics this is worthless...
with pics i want to buttsecks you

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work harder on those pics

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GET PICS

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with pics i want to buttsecks you

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You're not helping.

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with pics i want to buttsecks you

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You're not helping.

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wud u like buttsecks as well??

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wine her, dine her, 69 her

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Well if you are giving out free buttsecks....

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tr must be better than op with no pics

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wine her, dine her, 69 her

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the true players would just skip all of that and go right to SIIHP and buttsecks

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Heh, well you can't really see her in this except that she has big knockers. Eh, she's probably too old or most of you kids to appreciate anyway.

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/2686/84674920hg1.jpg

And these are her boobies.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1948/h2ru1.jpg

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wine her, dine her, 69 her

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Actually she's wining me, we may or may not dine, and I'm not a fan of the 69. I don't like being too busy while I'm enjoying a good [censored]-sucking.

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i like the boobs

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be sure to motorboat her. In public.

~Mike

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i support buttsecks for all

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she looks nice...
take some more pics tonite so we can see her or does she actually have a glass attached to her hand??

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tr must be better than op with no pics

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We're meeting at a bar around the corner from my office. I'm hoping we'll end up back here on my desk (the possibility is already on the table) which would definitely call for a trip report.

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She's kinda big

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She's kinda meh, at best

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need a freckle count

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She's kinda big

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It's how he likes 'em. Nothin' wrong with that. And dude, look at his name. And from whence it came:


Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

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I never said she was bad.. just she was a little big.. I'd prolly [censored] her. I love tittays.

I don't think Freddie Mercury had sex with many women.

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She's kinda big

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It's how he likes 'em. Nothin' wrong with that. And dude, look at his name. And from whence it came:


Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

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I have always been amazed how a gay man could right such a great song for straight men.

~Mike

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i thinks she gives head very well

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Why the [censored] is there written "your text here" upside down across her top?

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I don't think Freddie Mercury had sex with many women.

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Brian May wrote it.

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I don't think Freddie Mercury had sex with many women.

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Brian May wrote it.

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Beat: Knows QUEEN trivia.

~Mike

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She's kinda big, pretty much like the girl I have been after

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FYP

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please give feedback on ur nite out...
i await

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

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She's kinda big, pretty much like the girl I have been after

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FYP

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haha I said there was nothing wrong with that! I just thought it was amusing that nobody had said that, when I got 20 responses telling me that.

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i dont see what the problem with getting some pussy is and BBVers having a go cos he is getting his balls wet..
GO FATBOTTOMEDGIRLS!!

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She's kinda big

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Well I did say "big round ass that would definitely get the GA stamp of approval" so yeah, not a skinny gal by any stretch. Bu she's plump in just the right places w/o being really fat.

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Not to troll, but that's definitely a stretch for 'very hot'.

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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

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Brian May wrote this too.

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A+ but PM sent re: confusionaments.

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Not to troll, but that's definitely a stretch for 'very hot'.

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this is not a troll. this is what everyone else is thinking.

OP, don't get me wrong, i like a girl with curves in the right places. but i wouldn't call them very hot.

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Not to troll, but that's definitely a stretch for 'very hot'.

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this is not a troll. this is what everyone else is thinking.

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Not to troll, but that's definitely a stretch for 'very hot'.

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this is not a troll. this is what everyone else is thinking.

OP, don't get me wrong, i like a girl with curves in the right places. but i wouldn't call them very hot.

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Eh, to each his own. Personally I don't consider the generic, bleach blond stick-models everyone posts here all that hot, but that's just me. I'll take a cute girl with a big butt and big boobs every time.