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JokersAttack 10-26-2007 12:00 AM

The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
The other day me and my friend were discussing who their favourite poker player was. My friend said he's was the Tiger Woods of Poker. He wouldn't tell me who this is, but when I said, are you lying, he said no, it's teh truth. So I assumed it to be Paul "The Truth" Darden.

Who else considers Paul Darden their favourite poker player?

Mine is Phil Ivey, but I can be swayed by convincing arguments which my friend failed to provide!

RickOSU 10-26-2007 12:11 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
you can't be serious...

justscott 10-26-2007 12:11 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
English 1301.

ahnuld 10-26-2007 12:27 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
super horrible lame

ahnuld 10-26-2007 12:35 AM

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and Ivey isnt the tiger woods of poker. hes not even top 5 NL HU players in the world.

PlzHelpMe 10-26-2007 12:40 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
lol why cause the online superstars are better? lol LOL

a nonymous 10-26-2007 12:46 AM

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and Ivey isnt the tiger woods of poker. hes not even top 5 NL HU players in the world.

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Should the Tiger Woods of poker only play NL HU? I don't get it.

JokersAttack 10-26-2007 12:50 AM

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and Ivey isnt the tiger woods of poker. hes not even top 5 NL HU players in the world.

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i never said IVey was the Tiger Woods of poker, learn to read moran.

pricedin 10-26-2007 01:00 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
lol moran

LeapFrog 10-26-2007 01:05 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
when gimmicks attack

Fubster 10-26-2007 01:10 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
This thread is now about online pros vs. live pros.

nation 10-26-2007 01:11 AM

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and Ivey isnt the tiger woods of poker. hes not even top 5 NL HU players in the world.

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Should the Tiger Woods of poker only play NL HU? I don't get it.

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Hendricks433 10-26-2007 01:12 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
this thread blows.

LotsOfOuts69 10-26-2007 01:14 AM

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My friend said he's was the Tiger Woods of Poker.

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Tell your friend that his crazy for liking him.

Nicky Balls 10-26-2007 01:15 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
if there had to be a tiger woods of poker, it would be phil hellmuth obviously, i personaly dont like phill im not trying to ride on his balls but its tru.

stinkypete 10-26-2007 01:18 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
this thread is awesome

OrrLives 10-26-2007 01:25 AM

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if there had to be a tiger woods of poker, it would be phil hellmuth obviously, i personaly dont like phill im not trying to ride on his balls but its tru.

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Ride on his balls, eh?

CashMoney1995 10-26-2007 01:31 AM

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this thread is awesome

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JokersAttack 10-26-2007 01:39 AM

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if there had to be a tiger woods of poker, it would be phil hellmuth obviously, i personaly dont like phill im not trying to ride on his balls but its tru.

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wtf ban thisperson please id ont want a thread about phil hellmuth, i want a thread about Paul "The Truth" Darden.

this doesn't happen at p5s

Fubster 10-26-2007 01:42 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
if everyone in this thread was banned (inc. me) i would have no problem with it. i think we should at least consider it.

i love how the obv. op troll spawned a massive trollfest. i also love that, even after it has been pointed out that this thread is a complete troll, people will still try to respond legitimately. also- phil galfond did wtc.

Flip-Flop 10-26-2007 01:46 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
Your friend is right..it IS Paul Darden and the similarity with Woods is even stronger because Darden also plays golf and even have a book out called:

"Check out my golf club!" - by Paul "I swear it`s mo fookin truth" Darden.

JokersAttack 10-26-2007 02:02 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
thankyou for the constructive reply flip flop.

paul "The Truth" darden also owns alot of expensive clubs, as does tiger woods. wow i think i might b onto something!

STA654 10-26-2007 02:06 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
Lets settle this:

killsadie 10-26-2007 02:07 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
this whole thread bombed big time.

sorry your crappy joke failed op.

JokersAttack 10-26-2007 02:11 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
be quiet you simpleton and stop derailing my thread

Bedreviter 10-26-2007 02:24 AM

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http://www.urbanites.plus.com/troll.gif

john voight 10-26-2007 02:37 AM

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wow. OP, is English your 5th language? b/c my 4yo son talks the way you do.

all: the answer is tiger woods.

I_am_smrt 10-26-2007 02:47 AM

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who's this tiger in the woods?

leatherass 10-26-2007 04:23 AM

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There is no Tiger Woods of poker or any other sport for that matter. he is by 500 million miles the best athlete that ever lived. And I actually don't consider golfers "atheletes" but he is. His physical fitness work ethic blows away any other athlete on the planet. My 2 cents anyway.

Bedreviter 10-26-2007 04:47 AM

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His physical fitness work ethic blows away any other athlete on the planet. My 2 cents anyway.

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I guess Lance Armstrong or Ole Einar Bjørndalen might disagree with you that Woods physical fitness and work ethic blows them away. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Daddy Warbucks 10-26-2007 04:50 AM

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There is no Tiger Woods of poker or any other sport for that matter. he is by 500 million miles the best athlete that ever lived. And I actually don't consider golfers "atheletes" but he is. His physical fitness work ethic blows away any other athlete on the planet. My 2 cents anyway.

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I'll take Michael Jordan over Tiger any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Flip-Flop 10-26-2007 05:17 AM

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There is no Tiger Woods of poker or any other sport for that matter. he is by 500 million miles the best athlete that ever lived. And I actually don't consider golfers "atheletes" but he is. His physical fitness work ethic blows away any other athlete on the planet. My 2 cents anyway.

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Right.
Now take a deep breath and continue licking those chocolate salty balls.

JokersAttack 10-26-2007 11:10 AM

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wow. OP, is English your 5th language? b/c my 4yo son talks the way you do.

all: the answer is tiger woods.

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ban please.

what does english being my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth language have to do with Paul "The Truth" Darden and him being the Tiger Woods of Poker may I ask.

Please may i request a ban on this moranic person.

Btw if you really are Jon Voight I doubt u have a 4 year old son. so u deserve to be banned for false impersonation anywya

ps: how can tiger woods be the tiger woods of poker? get a brain

fsuplayer 10-26-2007 11:19 AM

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this thread is made much funnier by OP's avatar selection.

BigSoonerFan 10-26-2007 11:20 AM

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His physical fitness work ethic blows away any other athlete on the planet. My 2 cents anyway.

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I guess Lance Armstrong or Ole Einar Bjørndalen might disagree with you that Woods physical fitness and work ethic blows them away. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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Michael Jordan and Karch Kiraly say Hi.

davidlong14 10-26-2007 11:26 AM

Re: The Tiger Woods of Poker
 
Tiger Woods is the Phil Ivey of golf...

brutalBeater 10-26-2007 11:34 AM

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Phil Ivey is the Tiger Woods of poker because he is also a black male

leatherass 10-26-2007 11:49 AM

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Well MJ is at least in his realm I'll give you that. But Tiger still has as much talent in his toenail as MJ ever had.

AntonHeat 10-26-2007 11:52 AM

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Ivey for sure, how many other black guys that kinda look like Tiger and play poker can you name? duh...

The B 10-26-2007 11:53 AM

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and Ivey isnt the tiger woods of poker. hes not even top 5 NL HU players in the world.

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thread is useless w/out list of top 5 Mr Mod


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