Angelina Jolie: Now a 3/10 on the OOT scale?
 

Was watching her on the Daily Show tonight, and oh my god, she's not even remotely attractive any more. She's lost so much weight that she looks a Holocaust survivor. Don't have any pictures from the actual show, but here's one from a quick google search of "Angelina Jolie" "skinny arms" for reference:

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I have to ask, does anyone actually find this attractive? And with the army of PR people someone like Jolie carries around, how is there no one to tell her "your arms look disgusting, have a double cheeseburger".

And yes, I'd still hit it, but my standards are pretty low. If I were Brad, I'd be pissed.

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She'd be hotter than every other chick, ever, as a head in a jar like they have in Futurama.

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Angelina never did much for me even when she was hotter than she is now.
Yes I am hetero. Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize), Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johnason, Alizee, and that hot chick in the female news-reporter thread.
Just never dug Angelina that much.

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Angelina never did much for me even when she was hotter than she is now.
Yes I am hetero. Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize), Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johnason, Alizee, and that hot chick in the female news-reporter thread.
Just never dug Angelina that much.

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It's nice to know that I'd never have to fight with you about chicks. We should be BFFs.

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Yeah, Angelina never did much for me either way.
She was definitely hot before, but there were way too many pics where she looked disgusting in proportion to her good pics.

There are always a few unflattering pics of hot women but Angelina looks off to me in more than a few.

I dunno, when she's completely on, she's gorgeous but when she's not photo shoot cultivated sometimes she looks really horrendous.

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I always thought Jennifer Aniston was waaaaaay more attractive Angelina and thought Brad was crazy for the switch. All my friends called me terrible things because of it but meh, just my opinion.

She's going to end up looking rough like Vanessa Angel in the Comicon Entourage Ep where her face looked all bug like or something.

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Honestly, I agree with you.
Jennifer Aniston in Office Space, [censored].

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Link is broken, but I think she's one of the sexiest women on the planet.

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Angelina doesn't really blow me away even at her hottest but I would still hit it of course.

Jennifer Aniston I'm not sure I would even want to go on a date with and i REALLY never understood that one. She looks completely average to me.

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Angelina never did much for me even when she was hotter than she is now.
Yes I am hetero. Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize), Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johnason, Alizee, and that hot chick in the female news-reporter thread.
Just never dug Angelina that much.

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Agreed. Your credentials here come from liking Charlize, who is painfully flat and skinny in many pics. Showing that you still like skinny chicks.

But Jolie is beyond skinny now.

Frankly, she has always had pretty arch, exaggerated features, including those absolutely bizarre lips that now seem to be disappointingly standard on almost every Hollywood starlet. I mean, I like to imagine fantasies, but when I see them realized, sometimes it strikes me how grotesque they can be, and by extension maybe how out of line my own fantasies can be.

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Man those tattoos are retarded and fugly. I feel sorry for her dad.

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I feel sorry for her dad.

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http://www.eog.com/uploadedImages/im...voighteog3.jpg

Hmmmm, I don't.

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lol I almost made a "When did Angelina Jolie get spider arms" post!

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Big time into Charlize Theron (vintage Charlize, not Monster Charlize)

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No [censored]? A Charlize Theron aficionado who didn't dig her look in Monster? Wow, you are one of a kind sir.

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I feel sorry for her dad.

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http://www.eog.com/uploadedImages/im...voighteog3.jpg

Hmmmm, I don't.

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He must need to walk around with the results of a DNA test to prove that he's her dad. I bet he's damn proud of her, too.

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I feel sorry for her dad.

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http://www.eog.com/uploadedImages/im...voighteog3.jpg

Hmmmm, I don't.

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He must need to walk around with the results of a DNA test to prove that he's her dad. I bet he's damn proud of her, too.

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Well, he's her dad, after all.

But if you think this is a result you'd be proud to have for your daughter, you must love money over all else. That's one f*cked up kid.

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I feel sorry for her dad.

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http://www.eog.com/uploadedImages/im...voighteog3.jpg

Hmmmm, I don't.

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He must need to walk around with the results of a DNA test to prove that he's her dad. I bet he's damn proud of her, too.

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Even at her ugliest no one here has, or ever will have anyone hotter. So who [censored] cares?

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I feel sorry for her dad.

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http://www.eog.com/uploadedImages/im...voighteog3.jpg

Hmmmm, I don't.

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He must need to walk around with the results of a DNA test to prove that he's her dad. I bet he's damn proud of her, too.

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Well, he's her dad, after all.

But if you think this is a result you'd be proud to have for your daughter, you must love money over all else. That's one f*cked up kid.

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I don't follow her life very much, but I thought she does a lot of humanitarian work with the UN? Sure she was pretty wild when she was younger, but it seems like she's using her exposure to try to make some positive changes in the world.

It could all be bs though, I've got no clue really.

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I always thought Jennifer Aniston was waaaaaay more attractive Angelina and thought Brad was crazy for the switch. All my friends called me terrible things because of it but meh, just my opinion.


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QFT. God she is so underrated. I mean she's way past her prime now, but she had that perfect sexy cute look. Angelina kinda scares me.

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1255/anistonyr8.jpg

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IMHO Angelina's face and boobs are nice but everything else is bad. Boxy frame, big bony shoulders, lanky, awkward, skinny arms, wide waist, no hourglass.

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I always thought Jennifer Aniston was waaaaaay more attractive Angelina and thought Brad was crazy for the switch. All my friends called me terrible things because of it but meh, just my opinion.


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QFT. God she is so underrated. I mean she's way past her prime now, but she had that perfect sexy cute look. Angelina kinda scares me.

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1255/anistonyr8.jpg

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Aniston is about all you could ask for in the hot body category....face is OK....but in the end she is still better than Jolie on her best day.

Give me Beckinsale, Hayak, Mitra, Connelly, Marcil, Kidman, and several others before either JA or AJ. Brad Pitt is not as lucky as you think.

BTW...didnt billy bob say jolie was a dead fish in bed?

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BTW...didnt billy bob say jolie was a dead fish in bed?

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He did? Damn. I'd think it more likely that they once tooled around on a bed of dead fish. My view of Jolie is "batshit insane, a freak in bed, and hot."

I'm still waiting for an AJ trip report.

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I always thought Jennifer Aniston was waaaaaay more attractive Angelina and thought Brad was crazy for the switch. All my friends called me terrible things because of it but meh, just my opinion.


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QFT. God she is so underrated. I mean she's way past her prime now, but she had that perfect sexy cute look. Angelina kinda scares me.

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/1255/anistonyr8.jpg

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Roger Ebert called her America's sweetheart.

Not an original phrase, or one that hasn't been bandied about countless times before. But she really, really deserves it. I think for the first time since the phenomenon of Meg Ryah(which made folks like Sandra Bullock's career possible). Anniston's far from perfect, but if a girl next door ever had charm you could relate to, it was Anniston.

For history buffs, Anniston = Debbie Reynolds, and Jolie = Elizabeth Taylor, and to whatever extent possible, Eddie Fischer = Brad Pitt. Classic and interestingly fun(except maybe for them) similarities.

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jennifer aniston in along came polly and angelina doesn't even come close.

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Glad to see there are as many Jon Voigt pics in this thread as Jennifer/Angelina combined. Great work guys.

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Jennifer Aniston has always been one of my favorite celebrities, right up there with Ms Alba.

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God I love Jennifer Aniston.

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Yes, I agree about the lips...they kinda look like they stretch way too far across the face and way too plumped up.

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She's not looking great, but I'd still drink a vial of her blood if I had a chance.

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-34634624243532 on OOT scale... this is where Angelina is headed:

http://buduaar.ee/Upload/User/Image/...e_skinny_1.JPG

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"You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"

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[censored] ing great, now I have to reinstall xp again to get rid of a trojan if this is true. My protection didn't say anything, but I'm worried still.

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That's one of the most horrible things I've ever seen.