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So my girlfriend told me today she bought me this shirt

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because she wanted me to have some clothes that matched the things she bought for fall. This made me laugh considering the last thing I want is for us to look like we're taking a family portrait when we go out.

All this would be a brag usually, except this is BBV. In BBV this means ZOMG SHES CHEATING ON ME. So what do I do guys? HELP MEEEEEE

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Look at it this way. If she's cheating on you at least she feels guilty about it.

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buy her a hudge black dildo ldo. Maybe she will get the hint.

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clearly u buy a bunch of blow...[censored] her till u bust or get a nose bleed and use the new shirt as a splooge rag or to clean up ur bloody nose...she isnt cheating on u tho...guys [censored] other chicks then buy their girlfriend [censored]...girls dont work that way...they let the guilt eat at them from the inside indefinitly...

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LDO=???

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...oh and pix of her plz k thx

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lol at believing that girls feel guilt.

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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All this would be a brag usually, except this is BBV. In BBV this means BRAG I HAVE A GF

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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because she said so, right?

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She's pregnant.

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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because she said so, right?

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No, because I know the brand and have worn it before. It's nice.

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She's pregnant.

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Hahaha well there's an abortion clinic two blocks from my house that she is very aware of.

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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because she said so, right?

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No, because I know the brand and have worn it before. It's nice.

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meh...you have no taste at all. plz don't post a pic of your gf even if she IS pregnant....oh wait preggo pic would be ok

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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because she said so, right?

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No, because I know the brand and have worn it before. It's nice.

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meh...you have no taste at all. plz don't post a pic of your gf even if she IS pregnant....oh wait preggo pic would be ok

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BBV in a nutshell right here.

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^^^^^^^ Haha that is classic.

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she's obv cheating on you. <font color="white">
with me. </font>
dump her and ship shirt asap.

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this is a Burberry polo. traditional english make. not for peasants.

but.... in the last few years in the UK..... CHAVS have worn it. CHAVS are like rednecks - sort of. when they do something it becomes common and not baller.

so now the middle class people shy away from it. the chavs use it to display fake wealth. like bling on a rapper.

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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Then she thinks you dress like a bum.

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^^^^^^^ Haha that is classic.

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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Then she thinks you dress like a bum.

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Probably wouldn't be dating this girl if I did dress like a bum, but duly noted.

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All this would be a brag usually, except this is BBV. In BBV this means BRAG I HAVE A GF

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.

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Then she thinks you dress like a bum.

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Probably wouldn't be dating this girl if I did dress like a bum, but duly noted.

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or maybe she desperately needs a father for her unborn child

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imo that shirt looks really drab

and if she wears something that looks the same, you'll look like east coast wasps, all you'll need is straw hats and mint julips and you can move to the hamptons

oh, yeah, she's not cheating on you, but she's thinking about it, if you're easy to placate with a shirt she'll obvious go ahead, but if you counter aggressively she'll have to find a new option

*sips mint julip*

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yo noze candy did that dog ever get rescued I &lt;3 him

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imo that shirt looks really drab

and if she wears something that looks the same, you'll look like east coast wasps, all you'll need is straw hats and mint julips and you can move to the hamptons

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Yeah, she said it looked good in person though. Apparently it's a charcoal color that doesn't really come through that well in the picture, whatever. Also I pretty much generally dress like a WASP (not super hardcore, but leaning in that direction).

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oh, yeah, she's not cheating on you, but she's thinking about it, if you're easy to placate with a shirt she'll obvious go ahead, but if you counter aggressively she'll have to find a new option

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lol

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yo noze candy did that dog ever get rescued I &lt;3 him

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Larry is most likely dead. He got taken off the site about 2 days after I posted about him and the SPCA didn't answer my e-mail about him. YOU JUST HAD TO BRING HIM UP PQAOIFNQPJEOFIQAWFJAPF

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sorry he prob got rescued no way something that cute went without somebody bringing them into their home

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Congratulations, you have herpes

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She's pregnant.

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Hahaha well there's an abortion clinic two blocks from my house that she is very aware of.

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trip report?

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She's pregnant.

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Hahaha well there's an abortion clinic two blocks from my house that she is very aware of.

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trip report?

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don't ask nozecandy, ask the other guy she's doing [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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imo that shirt looks really drab

and if she wears something that looks the same, you'll look like east coast wasps, all you'll need is straw hats and mint juleps and you can move to the hamptons

oh, yeah, she's not cheating on you, but she's thinking about it, if you're easy to placate with a shirt she'll obvious go ahead, but if you counter aggressively she'll have to find a new option

*sips mint julep*

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made my weekend [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ty

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i wish i could watch the sunset over the ocean. sunrises blow.

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She's pregnant.

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Hahaha well there's an abortion clinic two blocks from my house that she is very aware of.

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trip report?

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don't ask nozecandy, ask the other guy she's doing [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Haha the abortion clinic is well-known to everyone that goes to Tulane. It borders the campus and several of her sorority sisters have needed its services.

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Haha she just admitted that she got it as a 6-month anniversary gift but she didn't want to admit that she had remembered the exact day that we first hooked up. Obviously I didn't remember at all.

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Haha she just admitted that she got it as a 6-month anniversary gift but she didn't want to admit that she had remembered the exact day that we first hooked up. Obviously I didn't remember at all.

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GET OUT NOW!

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Haha she just admitted that she got it as a 6-month anniversary gift but she didn't want to admit that she had remembered the exact day that we first hooked up. Obviously I didn't remember at all.

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GET OUT NOW!

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Well in her defense it apparently was Fat Tuesday, which is pretty memorable here due to Mardi Gras. I still didn't remember. I guess it's 6 months in a week.

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OP, can I have my shirt back now?

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buy her a tiny dildo with poo stains ldo. Maybe she will get the hint.

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FYP

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Haha she just admitted that she got it as a 6-month anniversary gift but she didn't want to admit that she had remembered the exact day that we first hooked up. Obviously I didn't remember at all.

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GET OUT NOW!

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Meh, he's still got a couple of anniversaries before she reaches boiling the pet rabbit level of crazy.