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MrTimCaum 07-28-2006 08:21 PM

Conquering Flaws
 
As I mentioned in my last installment that low stakes poker can be exceedingly frustrating, - so much though - that I began to buy in to the biggest game that I could find with only one minimum buy-in. If in fact I had $200 I bought into a $20-$40 game where I only had 10 small and 5 big bets. No matter, it is just about the quality of cards coming into the pot - and the players not staying for the duration of the hand - that I made this move.

The first time that I played $20-$40 I actually played the hand badly and probably should not have even been in the hand. If it were not for the fact that two of the early players into the pot, just called sucking me in, I would have folded my hand - ace-9 of clubs. When they started raising and reraising, I knew that I was in trouble. Well, I figured it was too late to fold since all my money was already committed.

The flop brought 2 little clubs and the 10 of diamonds. At this point, I knew that the two slow players had to have kings and aces but since the board was not paired I was drawing to the (nut) best hand and I was running out of money as well.

The turn card brought the unpaired jack with the loveliest club attached to it. The river brought a brick and I was home free with a huge pot to go along with it. I took and out button - right away - to eay my free meal (steak and potatoes) and enjoyed the ambiance of the losing players wanting their money back.

Even though I got away with playing badly this is the kind of thing that happens all the time in these poker games. Some person like me sits down with a meager buy-in plays ace-9 against aces and kings and drags the pot, I said, "and drags the pot".

If you were to ask me how I rate myself amongst the best card players, you would find that I would give you the proper response. Unless they change, the rules of the game for limit poker, where they best hand wins most of the pots, I can beat anybody as evidenced on how many different people win these major tournament events.

As I said before, being a dealer has its benefits such as watching any numbers of the best players in the world play all kinds of games. However, I will say this; at this point the type of game you play is relevant. The format works better if the game is limit poker - for all practical purposes - because it affords the players who amass the most chips early to play winning tournament strategy - get a big chip lead and hold on until the final table.

I can acknowledge a player that has the intestinal fortitude, knowledge - and most of all - the nerve, to pull the trigger. This last part is especially important since it's speaks of the winning qualities common in most winners in any endeavor. The winners almost always have a low "FEAR" tolerant, which allows the pressure to be reversed tgo the other competitor.

However, when a player is good it's important to be a little cautious, but not so much where you jeopardize your chances to win. In addition, what separates the nine competitors from one to nine? I'll tell you a secret: it's a belief in self, preparation, vision of winning and last but not least, Nerve! Never be afraid to WIN!

- Donald W. Woods, Jr.

Gobgogbog 07-28-2006 08:26 PM

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What?

keikiwai 07-28-2006 08:29 PM

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BEST. POST. EVER.

T-God 07-28-2006 08:34 PM

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keikiwai 07-28-2006 08:35 PM

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JohnnyHumongous 07-28-2006 08:43 PM

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Prognosis- bipolar disorder.

AlwaysAir 07-28-2006 09:56 PM

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FULL RAKE 07-28-2006 10:19 PM

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Am I to understand that:

a) you buy-in to a 20/40 game with 200$

b) you think you are good

?

Subfallen 07-28-2006 10:23 PM

Re: Conquering Flaws
 
BBV is starting to attract some world-class internetters. Wow.

I'm very impressed.

StupidAcesSigh 07-28-2006 10:23 PM

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You sir, have undoubtably, made Donald Woods Sr. quite proud.

Spechel EDD 07-28-2006 10:24 PM

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so is it easy to apply donkament play to cash

neverforgetlol 07-28-2006 10:41 PM

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bbv goons

StupidAcesSigh 07-28-2006 10:45 PM

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Cliff Notes :

Some guy moved up to where the respect his raises, sat down with 200 clams, hit and ran a flush and then ate some steak.

holla

Nologo 07-28-2006 10:45 PM

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The turn card brought the unpaired jack with the loveliest club attached to it. The river brought a brick and I was home free with a huge pot to go along with it. I took and out button - right away - to eay my free meal (steak and potatoes) and enjoyed the ambiance of the losing players wanting their money back.

Even though I got away with playing badly this is the kind of thing that happens all the time in these poker games. Some person like me sits down with a meager buy-in plays ace-9 against aces and kings and drags the pot, I said, "and drags the pot".



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These two paragraphs made me laugh hardest for some reason.

CheckRaise 07-28-2006 11:31 PM

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Tim,

When will your next installment be coming?

Eagerly awaiting

-CR

T-God 07-29-2006 01:56 AM

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Bump!

This can't fall off the front page.

Friskyb 07-29-2006 02:21 AM

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What the [censored] is this post even about?

Dan BRIGHT 07-29-2006 02:28 AM

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Excuse me sir, but I believe you might be retarded.

Dan BRIGHT 07-29-2006 02:29 AM

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http://www.jamsarts.com/animated/characters/psyduck.gif

VickreyAuction 07-29-2006 02:48 AM

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psy psy psy.

keikiwai 07-29-2006 02:58 AM

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and drags the pot, I said, "and drags the pot".

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tom10167 07-29-2006 03:24 AM

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Dealers are stupid.

T-God 07-29-2006 03:37 AM

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Bump! but this time it's to make sure it stays #1. The OP is amazing (made even more so by the fact that he has +500 posts). Not to mention the possible 2nd best post ever:

"You sir, have undoubtably, made Donald Woods Sr. quite proud."

nath 07-29-2006 07:01 AM

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I'm so glad this got posted. It's even better when you realize that we found this article in a poker newspaper while drunk at 6 AM eating at the Venetian.
Kudos to MrTimCaum for transcribing it.

sdunsmb 07-29-2006 07:11 AM

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what

edge 07-29-2006 07:49 AM

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- Donald W. Woods, Jr.

jungy121 07-29-2006 08:08 AM

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i love psyduck. the evolved form is better, of course pikajew owns them i guess? stingy psyduck? what is my post about you ask? ask OP

MrTimCaum 07-29-2006 06:54 PM

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yes, as nath has mentioned, I am not, infact, Donald W. Woods, Jr.


nath, superfluous man and myself were at the cafe near the poker room at the venetian at 6am eating "breakfast" after a hard night of drinking and playing the 3/6 mixed game at TI. we picked up a copy of the poker player newspaper as we headed into the cafe, and I opened it up after ordering my meal.

the first article I came across was Donald W. Woods, Jr's "Dealer Vibes" column, titled "Conquering Flaws." I shared his Sklansian writings with everyone else and we had a great laugh. I then vowed to type the article up word-for-word so it could be shared with BBV.

Ness3 07-29-2006 07:41 PM

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nath 03-16-2007 07:43 PM

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Bump. I'm bumping this. Because it's awesome.

johnnyrocket 03-16-2007 07:45 PM

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u are awesome

keikiwai 03-16-2007 07:53 PM

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must have been imbibing -OH

keikiwai 03-16-2007 07:56 PM

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must have been imbibing -OH

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Bubbles 03-16-2007 08:18 PM

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Beards are nasty.

MrTimCaum 03-16-2007 08:24 PM

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Beards are nasty.

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keikiwai 03-16-2007 08:24 PM

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Beards are nasty.

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[censored] you

beard>>>>>>>>>>>& gt;french tickler

nath 06-19-2007 05:41 AM

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Bump because I picked up a copy of Poker Player newsletter tonight and none of the articles were nearly as good as this

VPIP100 06-19-2007 05:51 AM

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http://www.sproule.com/images/people/dww-200.jpg

I said, "and drags the pot".

Gonso 06-19-2007 05:54 AM

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Dealers are stupid.

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Beards are nasty.

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Beat: People who don't know me say I am stupid and nasty.


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