beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

beat: we have an iranian DJ playing FOBiranian music (complete with english lyrics that haev no business being in the song)
beat: my old room now being used to house all the babies
beat: my car is about a half mile away from my home right now
beat: about 2 hours til the FBI swarm in
variance: i'm currently fairly hammered

updates to follow as this idiocy progresses

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

pics of sister plz

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pics of sister plz

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why wasnt i invited

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why wasnt i invited

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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

sex sisters 16 year old friends imo

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

osamas

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

god this sounds like hell

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Brag: Tons of young hot persians.

*drool*

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

LoL this has exciting implications. If his family is as crazy as him that has to be an entertaining party.


Conspire

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

btys if you get to sex one of your sister's 16 year old friends, and you piss in her, and you take pictures of it and post it here.... that would be awesome.

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how much gold is being worn?

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how much rocks & rings is being worn?

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LoL this has exciting implications. If his family is as crazy as him that has to be an entertaining party.


Conspire

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I wonder how much blow the persians are bringin

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

ab out 50 are currently here, there aer 3 17 year old girls, but they're currently all wearing hijabs (those shawl stupid ass things). there is 1 21 year old that i plan on spitting game at (half persian/half filipino)

details (possibly pics) to come

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

hudge hudge beat:

girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

variance: i'm still drinking. will i be drunk enough to [censored] the fatty?

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Brag: Tons of young hot persians.

*drool*

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persian = pc word for terrorist?

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

nh, where did you come from?

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girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

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Quite possibly the worst feeling in the existence, save for being shot in the kneecap or stomach.

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hudge hudge beat:

girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

variance: i'm still drinking. will i be drunk enough to [censored] the fatty?

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Hot chicks that turn into fatties are the easiest to get. Self esteem and confidence is at all time low and they aren't used to having guys ignore/laugh at them. Just try not to let out an audible groan when she sits on your lap.

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

That made me laugh, I did that once. did not go over well at all.

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aahhhhhhh lalalalalala islama jihad

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hudge hudge beat:

girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

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Should be easy now then so not too bad.

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update: the dj's trying to pickup the same girl i am (not the fatty)

suck it DJ, you're working at MY house. DO WHAT I SAY OR YOUR ASS AIN'T GETTIN PAID! BAAHHAHAHAHHA! YOU LOSE, [censored] ASS UGLY [censored] OLD [censored] TALENTLESS [censored]!

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight

variance: you almost certainly won't

gg

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight

variance: you almost certainly won't

gg

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[ ] truth

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight

variance: you almost certainly won't

gg

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the burden of proof is on the state, imo

luckily for me, i don't have a mistaken rake amount over here for you to crosscheck

sucka sucka sucka dick ya'll

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

doom sheep says gl!.......DUC?

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

FBI, CIA, INS and Department of Homeland Security have been notified.


Enjoy the kebab while you can. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]

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