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EDIT NOTE: What the hell was I thinking? No one on here dates! Especially a good looking girl.

I am a "tool", "pussy", "pansy", etc etc. Whatever, I don't care. Now onto the question.

How to ask a beautiful girl out who has a boyfriend. We are both high school seniors, but not good enough friends that we hang out outside of school. Thanks for any useful help.


(Serious as possible, try not to act like 5 year olds if you are capable)

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Jesus Christ, this [censored] again?

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Get really close to her so that she can hear you and speak these words "would you like to go out with me"

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Didn't even read, just saw by c4mg and posted this because you suck

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Didn't even read, just saw by c4mg and posted this because you suck

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Its good that you did not read, as you proved my point perfectly.

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Troll

ban

now

like asap

plz

for real

not kidding

banbanban

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just grab her

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...oint/shana.jpg

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just grab her

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...oint/shana.jpg

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That girl is ugly.

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obviously you are too if you're asking stupid [censored] like this

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just grab her

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...oint/shana.jpg

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That girl is ugly.

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i think that is fluffpop 10 years from now

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just grab her

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...oint/shana.jpg

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That girl is ugly.

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I like ugly girls.http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...eys/an_cry.gif

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Get really close to her so that she can hear you and speak these words "would you like to go out with a tool, pussy, or pansy?"

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then u can hear her say.. sorry, I have a boyfriend

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In my numerous attempts to pick up girls for secks, I have learned that 60% of girls who say they have a boyfriend really dont and just want you to get away.

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can you just be banned already

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can you just be banned already

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In my numerous attempts to pick up girls for secks, I have learned that 60% of girls who say they have a boyfriend really dont and just want you to get away.

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LOL, I didn't ask her. I knew. We're in HS.

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what do u want to ask her?

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facebook stalk her and just happen to show up at the same places she goes to. its kinda like a date.

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facebook stalk her and just happen to show up at the same places she goes to. its kinda like a date.

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lol

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Dear Op,

you are a hudge loser and no girl will ever want to touch your penis.

regards,
NF

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Dear Op,

you are a hudge loser and no girl will ever want to touch your penis.

regards,
NF

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Your name is OP and you are reading your e-mail. No?

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Dear Op,

you are a hudge loser and no girl will ever want to touch your penis.

regards,
NF

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Do not underestimate the power of money.

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Dear Op,

you are a hudge loser and no girl will ever want to touch your penis.

regards,
NF

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Your name is OP and you are reading your e-mail. No?

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More clever posts like this and your ugly dream girl might dump her boyfriend for you.

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Dear Op,

you are a hudge loser and no girl will ever want to touch your penis.

regards,
NF

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Your name is OP and you are reading your e-mail. No?

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you really really aren't clever

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c4mg, nothing I say is me being dumb, so read on.

I've had sex with more women than you ever will (sorry, you need to man up), so I know a little something.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ASK HER.

What sounds better? The needy "WIll you go out with me?" which allows her to realize it's a date and say no, or the non-needy "I'm going to ______, you should come." ?

The 2nd one allows her to hang out with you without it being a date. All you want to do is hang out, regardless, yes? Spend time with her? Good, then do what I said. If you ask her and she says no, she has the control. If you act like you're already going, and will go without her, she'll see that you have some social value.

This isn't hard.

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send her this link

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

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c4mg, nothing I say is me being dumb, so read on.

I've had sex with more women than you ever will (sorry, you need to man up), so I know a little something.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ASK HER.

What sounds better? The needy "WIll you go out with me?" which allows her to realize it's a date and say no, or the non-needy "I'm going to ______, you should come." ?

The 2nd one allows her to hang out with you without it being a date. All you want to do is hang out, regardless, yes? Spend time with her? Good, then do what I said. If you ask her and she says no, she has the control. If you act like you're already going, and will go without her, she'll see that you have some social value.

This isn't hard.

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no strat in bbv

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ask her this:

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

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c4mg, nothing I say is me being dumb, so read on.

I've had sex with more women than you ever will (sorry, you need to man up), so I know a little something.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO ASK HER.

What sounds better? The needy "WIll you go out with me?" which allows her to realize it's a date and say no, or the non-needy "I'm going to ______, you should come." ?

The 2nd one allows her to hang out with you without it being a date. All you want to do is hang out, regardless, yes? Spend time with her? Good, then do what I said. If you ask her and she says no, she has the control. If you act like you're already going, and will go without her, she'll see that you have some social value.

This isn't hard.

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no strat in bbv

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[censored], sorry. I get confused where I am.

BR0000, just lick her [censored] and she'll sw0000n

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http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/c...r/fail1mx3.jpg

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Does she have a hint of being a downy?

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Does she have a hint of being a ugly?

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its "an" dude

/grammar nazi

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Again, I respect women more than you guys.

On a side not I am uop almost $250 in 3 hours at 25NL.

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Again, I respect women more than you guys.

On a side not I am uop almost $250 in 3 hours at 25NL.

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teach me about poker and ill teach you how to cook

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Again, I respect women more than you guys.

On a side not I am uop almost $250 in 3 hours at 25NL.

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tell her that, im sure she will dig it...imo

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Conspire


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Again, I respect women more than you guys.

On a side not I am uop almost $250 in 3 hours at 25NL.

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Use that money on a cheap hooker imo

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Again, I respect women more than you guys.

On a side not I am uop almost $250 in 3 hours at 25NL.

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Use that money on a cheap hooker imo

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I just won $65 more and I quit for today.
Why must my mom make me keep my job when for the past month I have made $14.75/hour (playing poker)?

PS-I would never get a hooker.