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i got home earlier from work, and becuase i was expecting having a [censored] to be really gassy i didnt want to take a [censored] at work yesterday or today becuase the only time i can go is when we have a break and they'll be a number of other guys in the toilet.

last night i was shitfaced so didnt go (i never have a [censored] when im drunk) to toilet, so when i got home tonight i finally could unleash on the toilet.

i had a massive crap, like the turd just kept coming out of my ass.

i think felt a weird sensation, like i had a huge hole in my lower stomach.

so i go to wipe my ass, and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested). i then see the swirls of blood in the toilet bowl water and thought '[censored], i have ripped open my [censored]'.

i then wiped and there was a noticeable amount of blood on the toilet paper. the vessel had stopped flowing once i pulled my boxer shorts and trousers up.

advice: take a dump when you need to so you do not have blood flowing out of your ass when you finally take a [censored].

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Did you call up all your friends and tell them too?

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advice: see a doctor. It could be some intergastronological problems that actually require serious medical attention.


your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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I agree with dr. barrett

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stop havin buttsecks

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Standard <font color="white">If you have the ghey </font>

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pics plz

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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does

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TMI

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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.

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actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does

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right, but hemroids is a condition (albeit not a very serious one). There are no magic ass-bleeds.

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I got pissed a few months ago, took a massive dump in the morning and there was blood on the toilet roll. Pretty sure there was nothing else wrong with me except having to force a turd the size of a baseball bat through my butthole.

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taco bell or qdoba?

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but cancer ftl

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wreck 'em rectum!

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but cancer ftl

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too soon?

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tampons after buttsecks FTW

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standard

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though when i do bleed, its more just like someone scribbled a little bit with a red crayon on some tp

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sounds like a brag to me.

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So, who else saw southpark last week?

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anal fissure ftw

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So, who else saw southpark last week?

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Bono is #1.

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pics?

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i think the word you are looking for is gastrointestinal

and anyways qft see a doctor. if you have chrons or UC and dont treat it you INSTADIE. ive been bleeding a lot lately but started taking my medicine again and it chilled.

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1) "intergastronological" -- This sounds like an awesome specialty - wish they had it when I was training.

2) Most likely cause - internal roid. If you bleed again, see a GI MD - he (or she) will shove a metal tube up your bunghole and slip a rubberband around it - the roid dies a miserable death and you poop it out.

3) Less likely - fissure - usually VERY painful
- cancer - bleed microscopically, not grossly
- bleeding diverticulm or AVM - you're likely
not old enough, but at least you have these
to look forward in your golden years.

4) or, you were drunk enough that some new found friend pounded your ass......

MM MD

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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no pic no proof

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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cancer imo

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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LOL WORD

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this is hilarious because my roomate just came out from taking a [censored] and the first thing he said was "jesus that [censored] was bloody"

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super aids

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I got pissed a few months ago, took a massive dump in the morning and there was blood on the toilet roll. Pretty sure there was nothing else wrong with me except having to force a turd the size of a baseball bat through my butthole.

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I imagined Emma Watson saying this. It was strangely sexy.

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i ate enchiladas tonight to solve the same problem...it works imo

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stop havin buttsecks

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Ok so just for clarification purposes this dump was big enough where you had to forseeably take your jacket off to wipe.

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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested).

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qflol

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There are no magic ass-bleeds.

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for some reason this hit me like the first time someone told me there was no santa claus.

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oh man, i got a real good laugh out of this, thx OP

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stop havin buttsecks

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This symptom is usually accompanied by a turd that is both down the hole of the toilet, and out of the water touching the rim of the toilet.

Bloody stool happens, nothing to be ashamed of.