Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

Im just curious to hear any opinions on opening moves that lead to hugs, whether tried and true or just work some of the time.

My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back and the head during talking on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

By opening moves I mean the mood is set, alone etc, and then (___move___) but if you have advice on mood setting (lights on/off, music, watching porn, etc) by all means...

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I just tend to open my arms really wide and look huggable

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usually sitting on a couch like this with my fly unzipped gets me a very special hug

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...ndiv/couch.jpg

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eating pussy usually leads to hugs!

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just start crying and complain about work, and how much your life sucks, play the pity card they'll feel sorry for you

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I just grab people and hug them, people on the street, they really love it.

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I just tend to open my arms really wide and look huggable

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i typed 'fat hug' (no quotes) into google image search no filtering, do the same and look at the pic at the bottom left of the 1st page for lulz

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hugs wtf

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I just tend to open my LEGS really wide and look huggable

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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http://www.freehugs.zaup.org/img/Jua..._free_hugs.jpg

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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eww, that's a good way to catch germs

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hugs feel nice [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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my fav opening move that leads to hugs is to be too drunk to get it up. if you're lucky you might get a kiss too!

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Let's do this Letterman-style:

Top ten ways to get a hug:

10. Pretend you're fainting and just drop in her arms. Then simply hold on and don't let go.

9. Pretend you just won the lottery. Celebration hugs guaranteed.

8. Make sure it is really cold in your room and the object of your hugging desire is shivering. Rub her shoulders to make her warm and then pull her towards you.

7. Some sad story about how you were abused anally by your priest. Start crying and bury your head in her lap (yes, you can sniff, but don't make it too obvious).

6. Hugs are a very common way of greeting friends and saying goodbye. Simply plan a great number of very short visits.

5. Follow-up to 6: after saying goodbye, drive around for a block and come back to pick up something you (purposely) forgot. Then hug hi and goodbye again. (This effectively increases the number of hugs you get by 50%.)

4) "Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

3) e2-e4

2) Get married

1) "Can't we just cuddle?"

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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Congratulations on being the best poster ever.

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i usually whip my schlong out and hope they suck it

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i usually whip my schlong out and hope they suck it

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This is an excellent move for getting your schlong sucked, but I must remind you that OP has long lost all sexual desire and just needs a hug.

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Ask? I don't think anyone has ever turned down a hug if asked.

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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Congratulations on being the best poster ever.

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I just tend to open my arms really wide and look huggable

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i typed 'fat hug' (no quotes) into google image search no filtering, do the same and look at the pic at the bottom left of the 1st page for lulz

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i was photoshopping xmas avatars the other day and did the same for 'candy stick' .......... bottom row aswell [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Teagod, did you mean to post this on your EricW account?

hug brag
 

turn 25. not kidding. once you get older most chicks lose their hangups and hug you before you even take them out to dinner.

I don't bother calling them after either, they know what I'm after and they have needs too.

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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Congratulations on being the best poster ever.

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Teagod, did you mean to post this on your EricW account?

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