I will Bless your game: no deposit required.
 

I am your Heavenly Creator. I am wise in all my actions and words. I have chosen this Internet forum, and its finest representatives: BBV, to receive the eternal and unknowable bliss of my pure light.

From hamburger stakes to nosebleed PLO, I am ready to Boomswitch your game like no other force can.

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die

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Can you bless my withdrawal from AP?

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?

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Please bless my FTP bankroll so that it may flourish again. Amen.

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I approve of this gimmick account.

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Can you bless my nuts?

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I am in need of some holy uplifting or something.

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This is how bad I've been running.

I'm also catholic...

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A holy CHOO CHOO would be ballin TMO.

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Do you know david sklansky well? How do you feel about the things he says about you? Do they hurt your feelings?

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sick my duck god, i allready run good now.

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ban pls.

the baby jesus raptor jokes are funny, this is just blasphemous imo.

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Can you make my wallet so heavy that not even you can lift it?

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whiffer: I'll see you soon.

ikestoys: AP has Fallen. Your withdrawl is for naught. Sry.

youlosepork: How dare you question me!

brad: I shall give you a one-outer tonight... beyond that, it's a skill game.

Astyanax: For your worship, you shall receive AA, uncracked!

imozyslow: I Bless your nuts.

Imsakid: You must play BTYS HU4rollz; the winner shall be my Chosen Son.

Fonkey: Try Backgammon. Catholicism is a Beat.

Monk: Archangel Sklansky has eaten of the Forbidden Fruit. He is forever corrupted and cast away.

More Blessings to come!

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Bless me on my acct test that I didn't really study for b/c of BBV forums?

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can i have a bigger penis? or does it have to be poker involved?

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Permanent boomswitch please.

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ty god, you know what to do!

but incase not, i made you a picture....

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Bless me on my acct test that I didn't really study for b/c of BBV forums?

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Debit left
Credit right
opporating lease

Those are the only answers you need to remember.

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smite the shortstackers, please

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Please God I heard you answer Prophet Jerry Yang's prayers...I am a believer, make my bankroll on Bodog bigger!

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smite the shortstackers, please

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God so you know he is talking about poker not penis size. Oh and if you could throw me 1.5" that would make me twice as happy.

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build a legal card room in nyc plz.
kthxbye

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If you bless my game, can I [censored] on your chest?

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tufat: I cannot be blasphemous, for I am The Lord Thy God!!

jasonfish: You would have a problem then, DUCY?

Vehement: jasonfish is correct. Also: put The Holy Parentheses around negative numbers.

PJo336: Thou shalt not covet thy boyfriend's penis.

T-God: So let it be done.

bubaloo: That graph makes me sad. Boomswitch granted.

More Blessings to come!

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plz make every hit the green hit

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imozyslow: I Bless your nuts.

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thanks, God.

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God,

I have got something that I would like to stick in your mouth - can you guess what it is yet?

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jasonfish: You would have a problem then, DUCY?

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I just wanted to know if you could make my wallet so heavy that not even you could lift it. I didnt ask for it to happen.

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Hello Sir, as an Irishman - would it be possible that I got the fabled "rub of the green" or "luck of the Irish" in a $200+ online tournament one time? Thank you sir.

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13th 4postle: Jerry Yang is The Devil. His winnings are the Work of Satan, and should never be worshipped. Did you not notice he was praying... DOWNWARDS???1!!

To All My Children: Shortstackers are God's creatures too, like the salmon and the trout. Please treat them with the same dignity you would treat Me. Grimstarr is the only exception. He is a Beat.

LOL MODS: Luckyjimm is a Blessed Poet and will NOT be smoted. His PLO roll will die for your sins. Repent!

More Blessings to come!

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imozyslow: I Bless your nuts.

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thanks, God.

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13th 4postle: Jerry Yang is The Devil. His winnings are the Work of Satan, and should never be worshipped. Did you not notice he was praying... DOWNWARDS???1!!

To All My Children: Shortstackers are God's creatures too, like the salmon and the trout. Please treat them with the same dignity you would treat Me. Grimstarr is the only exception. He is a Beat.

LOL MODS: Luckyjimm is a Blessed Poet and will NOT be smoted. His PLO roll will die for your sins. Repent!

More Blessings to come!

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hey [censored] bless me too, or i will kick your archangel in the balls.

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All I ask is for online poker to have full, unfettered US access to deposits and advertising.

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God I have one more question that Ive always wanted you to answer. How do I know you are not Satan "the great deceiver"? Doesnt it say in the bible that "You speak to God and Satan speaks to you." Therefore if you are speaking to me now you must be Satan, correct?

Thank you for your time.

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hey god,

talked to you last night after another great night of outdraws.

I am not asking to run hot, i just want to run normal for about 3 months. I know you think that me losing my 80/20s like they are coin flips is funny but you should do it to FGators so he can have something to complain about

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plz to be blessing my boomswitch oh heavenly father.

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Plz to be giving me no more 50k BE stretches, help my game please.

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plz allow me to run at 12bb over the next 20k hands