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so bbv4eva

Can I..er...can I touch your hands? I want to guess what you do during the day, so it helps.

Oh those are soft hands, you have beautiful hands, you know that?

You don't mind if I keep holding them, they just feel wonderful. Stroking these hands is a joy.

It's a bit noisy here, let's find somewhere quieter to talk.

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im really uncomfortable right now

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How YOU doin'?

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How YOU doin'?

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I am doing better now that your in the thread, what say you and I get a couple of wine coolers and I might just let you do some heavy petting later.

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Nice Shoes

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This thread is so gay it hurts my sanctum Santorum

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This thread is so gay it hurts my sanctum Santorum

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Do you need me to give it a massage

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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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How about you HAND me your BANANA

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tickle your ass with a feather?

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tickle your ass with a feather?

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Only if you buy me dinner first, a girls gotta eat.

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Is that a mushroom cloud in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

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Ma cherie, tu es magnifique ce soir.

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I hate the french, but i'd stick a blunt object in your ass to make you happy.

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Whats hotter???
You are your avatar??

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Oh hey, I love yr avatar...it's from that polish dancing video right? That's awesome you clearly have good taste. Have you seen that one video on youtube? Yeah the cats! Hahah thats cute right?

Anyway, I gotta get outta here, nice talking to you...but oh, wait, do you want to take a walk? The moon is scary and baleful above the brownstones tonight isnt it? So full, its almost hateful...anyway, OH wats that overthere? KRUNCH! HAHHAHAHA I Bit U On Th NeCK@! BLEH I IS A WAMPIRES!

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Why didn't you kiss me goodbye before you left this morning? I bet your cheating on me with some 40-year old sloot.

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Do you always wear that jacket? It looks so sexy on you.

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nice cat, wanna [censored]?

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I bend backwards for most fellas, but I'll bend over for you, Sensei

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nice cat, wanna [censored]?

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Hay, we can make sexy time in your roomates room, door on or off its your call

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nice cat, wanna [censored]?

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Hay, we can make sexy time in your roomates room, door on or off its your call

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kinky. let's leave it off [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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get in the van bitches

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Hey CC,

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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get in the van bitches

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Are you going to give me a ride?

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Chump change... your broke huh? Well listen, I have a cushy bank account, a bottle of Pinot Noir and a house in the Hamptons. What do you say to a weekend of pleasure with your man joeblack?

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Chump change... your broke huh? Well listen, I have a cushy bank account, a bottle of Pinot Noir and a house in the Hamptons. What do you say to a weekend of pleasure with your man joeblack?

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While Chump Change says no...No Fizzle whispers "yes."

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Hey, I'm having a disagreement about who lies more, men or women, what do you think? I like your top it's pretty bold of you to wear something like that. I know you're definitely going to give me your number so why not get it out of the way now?

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Yea, my number.
My number is big and long.
How many digits can you handle at one time?

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hey try this magic trick, think of a number between 0 and 50 but only use odd numbers and use two different numbers, like 31 would be ok. What number are you thinking of?





Is it 37? Cool, do you think Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan should be in jail? How many children should Anjelina Jolie be allowed to adopt?

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IT PUTS THE LOTION ON WHEN IT'S TOLD.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

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Did you know your name is an anagram of 'I rub stalk'? That's kinda hot, you think?

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did anyone ever tell you that you are grotesquely handsome?

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Nice tie n stuff

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can i put my mouth on your microphone?

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You're not as hot as you think you are



(I totally just negged you)

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i like the way your head bobs

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So do you have a kung fu grip with that fist?

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1500baht for tonight?

If you nice maybe I take you on holiday boat trip to Phi Phi Island with me?