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Everything sucks

JUST KIDDING! Here are some hudge brags that you nopey-the-naysayers and negative-nancys should keep in mind before you start doubting yourself and being mean to each other:

1. You are alive!
Not debatable...
2. You have friends!
Even if we're just on the internet, we all like you just fine and we're really pulling for you to succeed...
3. Life gets easier!
Hang around long enough and you'll figure it out, or conversely you'll realize that figuring it out isn't that big a deal...
4. Nobody is out to get you!
Not yet anyway haha...
5. Joy is all around us!
Even in the trashcan...EVEN ON THE INTERNET!

So let's all take a deep breath, and say, AH. Thanks for the good food and small pleasures and the artists and makers of the world who are making it better every single day! Thanks for the air, God, or Mom, or Chance, or whoever put us on this crazy whirligig called Planet Earth!

Thanks for listening everyone,
Goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I L O VE YO U

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what a nice thing to post

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4. Nobody is out to get you!
Not yet anyway haha...

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LIES! I'm pretty sure that every day when I sit down to play me some minbet holdthem the TAGS smell me from a mile a way and come after me like a lion after a wounded gazelle

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Lurker

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We need a GSG update stat, don't recall anything new in past couple weeks.

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Someone just got laid.

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life is a giant black abyss which sucks my mascara and black hair dye from my body stripping me of my identity and oh it also steals my good charlotte tshirt as well leaving me naked staring into the dismal future of my malcontent and theres a raven there too

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Georgia Avenue sucks

i've been stressed, words of encouragement are gold right meow. so is pot. GA you can come to my house and eff my sister anytime you want.

Those are some tempting looking suckage machines

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> One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
>
> I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
>
> His name was Kyle.
>
> It looked like he was
>
> carrying all of his books.
>
> I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
>
> He must really be a nerd.'
>
> I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
>
> As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
>
> They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.
>
> His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.
>
> He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
>
> My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
>
> As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.
>
> They really should get lives.
>
> ' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
>
> There was a big smile on his face.
>
> It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
>
> I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
>
> As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.
>
> He said he had gone to private school before now.
>
> I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
>
> We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books
>
> He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
>
> I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends
>
> He said yes.
>
> We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
>
> Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
>
> I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!
>
> He just laughed and handed me half the books.
>
> Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..
>
> When we were seniors we began to think about college.
>
> Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
>
> I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
>
> be a problem.
>
> He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.
>
> Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
>
> I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
>
> He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
>
> I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
>
> Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
>
> He looked great
>
> He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
>
> He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
>
> He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
>
> Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
> Today was one of those days.
>
> I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
>
> So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'
>
> He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
>
> ' Thanks,' he said.
>
> As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
>
> 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.
>
> Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends..
>
> I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.
>
> I am going to tell you a story.'
>
> I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
>
> story of the first day we met.
>
> He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
>
> He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
>
> He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
>
> 'Thankfully, I was saved.
>
> My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'
>
> I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
>
> I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
>
> Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
>
> Never underestimate the power of your actions.
>
> With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
>
> For better or for worse.
>
> God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.
>
> Look for God in others.
>
> You now have two choices, you can:
>
> 1) Pass this on to your friends or
>
> 2) Delete it and act like it
>
> didn't touch your heart.
>
> As you can see, I took choice number 1.
> 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
>
> There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.
>
> Tomorrow is a mystery.
>
> Today is a gift.

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Should have broken his glasses imo. Then he still cant go home and kill himself and everyon egets a good laugh amirite?

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i have never seen that story before

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lol <3 ga's motivational posts

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yeah i put all the arrows on the side to point out that its a brand new story and that i wrote it

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Those are some tempting looking suckage machines

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thats what i said when i saw ur mom and sister lol ownedddddddd

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GA you can come to my house and eff my sister anytime you want.

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What about me?

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sup doobie
go pats

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yay [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

this made me so happy!!!!

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Here here. Yesterday kind of sucked for me, but I went out, got something to drink, found someone worse than me at pool and I was fine.

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I about to cook up some pork chops.

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[ QUOTE ]
> One day, when I was a freshman in high school,
>
> I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.
>
> His name was Kyle.
>
> It looked like he was
>
> carrying all of his books.
>
> I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?
>
> He must really be a nerd.'
>
> I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
>
> As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.
>
> They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.
>
> His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him.
>
> He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes
>
> My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.
>
> As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.
>
> They really should get lives.
>
> ' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
>
> There was a big smile on his face.
>
> It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
>
> I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.
>
> As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.
>
> He said he had gone to private school before now.
>
> I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
>
> We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books
>
> He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.
>
> I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends
>
> He said yes.
>
> We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
>
> Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.
>
> I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!
>
> He just laughed and handed me half the books.
>
> Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends..
>
> When we were seniors we began to think about college.
>
> Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
>
> I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never
>
> be a problem.
>
> He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.
>
> Kyle was valedictorian of our class.
>
> I teased him all the time about being a nerd.
>
> He had to prepare a speech for graduation.
>
> I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak
>
> Graduation day, I saw Kyle.
>
> He looked great
>
> He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.
>
> He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.
>
> He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.
>
> Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
> Today was one of those days.
>
> I could see that he was nervous about his speech.
>
> So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'
>
> He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.
>
> ' Thanks,' he said.
>
> As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began
>
> 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.
>
> Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends..
>
> I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.
>
> I am going to tell you a story.'
>
> I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the
>
> story of the first day we met.
>
> He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.
>
> He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
>
> He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.
>
> 'Thankfully, I was saved.
>
> My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'
>
> I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
>
> I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.
>
> Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
>
> Never underestimate the power of your actions.
>
> With one small gesture you can change a person's life.
>
> For better or for worse.
>
> God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.
>
> Look for God in others.
>
> You now have two choices, you can:
>
> 1) Pass this on to your friends or
>
> 2) Delete it and act like it
>
> didn't touch your heart.
>
> As you can see, I took choice number 1.
> 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
>
> There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.
>
> Tomorrow is a mystery.
>

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my name's Kyle, but I'm not a whiney little private school bitch

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you know what sucks? when you wake up after a 4 day weekend and realize that you will be working 10 of the next 12 days. also when you have to talk to your ex as one of the first things in the morning.

On to cool stuff. Yesterday my friends and I got wasted and watched football all day. The warriors are on tonight. I got to work really early today so I can leave early. I have chronic.

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nom nom nom,
as do i,
but it's dry.
[censored] it though
it gets you high!!

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GA you can come to my house and eff my sister anytime you want.

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What about me?

[/ QUOTE ]

Goofy,

I didn't say he could write my sister love letters and such. plz to be working on your reading comprehension.

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it really does as I have tonsillitis and my brain won't even work well enough to poker

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it really does as I have tonsillitis and my brain won't even work well enough to poker

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i honestly hope you make a full and speedy recovery as ur mspaints are a source of joy in my life

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.................................... ...•°o.O l i m e s p a r k s O.o°•

¸.·´´¯`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.·friends are angels who lift us to our feet`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.··´´
`·.¸¸.·´´¯`··._.·when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly`·.¸.·´¯`·._.

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What does Hudge mean?

I thought we were friends Kryle. But now you won't even invite me to [censored] your sister? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...6/23038664.jpg

It's internet talk for something that's awesome like hot fudge, LDO

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1. You are alive!

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in the long run we are all dead, whatever little we accomplish is fleeting, even if future generations accomplish something, the sun will soon die a fiery death and engulf the earth... and even if humanity moves off the earth, the universe will eventually die a slow entropy death as it continues to expand, or destroy itself by collapsing on itself... we are but the walking dead

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2. You have friends!
Even if we're just on the internet, we all like you just fine and we're really pulling for you to succeed...

[/ QUOTE ]

This is a poker site. If I am nice to you, it's only because I perceive it as +EV... even on non strat parts of the site. We just use each other, pretending to be friends when we forget to be honest.

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3. Life gets easier!
Hang around long enough and you'll figure it out, or conversely you'll realize that figuring it out isn't that big a deal...

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm older than most here. My life was easier when I was younger..... but ok, I have to give you this one, after all, in the long run we are all dead... and that's probably a fairly easy gig.

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4. Nobody is out to get you!
Not yet anyway haha...

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I am not at liberty to comment on this one atm.... if you get my drift.

[ QUOTE ]

5. Joy is all around us!
Even in the trashcan...EVEN ON THE INTERNET!

[/ QUOTE ]

But illusionary and out of reach, reminding us that life is fleeting and pointless.

Have a nice day [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Everything sucks

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Well at least you got one thing right.

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