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bones 07-13-2007 02:48 AM

The next UFC champion- Patrik Antonius?
 
While shooting a spot for a potential new reality show at Xyience MMA Training center in Vegas, I was talking to one of the instructors about whatever. He tells me that he just had a poker player in the other day who wanted to start training there. "Some guy from Sweden. Don't remember his name, but he pulled up in a sick Aston Martin." "Patrik Antonius?" "Yeah yeah! Patrik! He said he wanted to start coming in and start training with us. He any good?"

misfitscollector 07-13-2007 02:50 AM

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sweden?? must be someone else

Daliman 07-13-2007 02:54 AM

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RU gonna MMA Bones? Turning you into a fighting machine would be an interesting challenge....

Boredom 07-13-2007 02:56 AM

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RU gonna MMA Bones? Turning you into a fighting machine would be an interesting challenge....

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"Challenge"? PA?

*does not compute*

In fact, I have no doubt Fedor Emilienenko and Cro-Cop will have announced their retirement by noon tomorrow. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

*Edit* Just realized my first comment makes absolutely no sense in the context of the quote. LOL was rushing to get to the second part. Since I can't think of anyway to make the Fedor and Cro-Cop bit stand on its own, the whole thing remains eff it.

bones 07-13-2007 02:57 AM

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RU gonna MMA Bones? Turning you into a fighting machine would be an interesting challenge....

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Def not. I'm in soo much pain now. If you're still in town, you can probably see video of most of us in the cage.

Daliman 07-13-2007 03:02 AM

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RU gonna MMA Bones? Turning you into a fighting machine would be an interesting challenge....

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Def not. I'm in soo much pain now. If you're still in town, you can probably see video of most of us in the cage.

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Nah, just got home, but up it to youtube!

g-p 07-13-2007 03:15 AM

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if antonius gets into this ill beat the [censored] out of him 50 times straight, quote me on this

dollerAday 07-13-2007 04:36 AM

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weren't you the guy jordan berkowitz was going to murder? beating antonius... i think not.

chicken10der 07-13-2007 04:49 AM

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sweet, this will be the only way for many 2p2ers to live out their dream of being manhandled by PA

Distillery 07-13-2007 04:55 AM

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sweden?? must be someone else

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I Gotta Push 07-13-2007 05:04 AM

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if antonius gets into this ill beat the [censored] out of him 50 times straight, quote me on this

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wow u sound like a really cool guy. tell us more about your interesting experiences

Daddy Warbucks 07-13-2007 05:08 AM

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if antonius gets into this ill beat the [censored] out of him 50 times straight, quote me on this

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The only thing Patrik Antonius has been bad at in his life is losing.

GAMB00L 07-13-2007 05:38 AM

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sweden?? must be someone else

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Those are the instructor's words. He could easily be mistaken about Patrik's nationality.

ama0330 07-13-2007 05:40 AM

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Patrik will merely gaze into the eyes of his opponent and force him to cower with inferiority

kickpushcoast 07-13-2007 05:44 AM

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well UFC will just start to stand for under finnish control, not surprising really

luckbalks 07-13-2007 05:44 AM

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yada yada yada.. another post about PA... yada yada yada... God's gift to oxygen yada yada yada.. yes I'm jealous

bones 07-13-2007 05:50 AM

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sweden?? must be someone else

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Those are the instructor's words. He could easily be mistaken about Patrik's nationality.

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Yeah, it wasn't like a statement, just a "swedish or something" generalization.

isapistola 07-13-2007 06:25 AM

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well UFC will just start to stand for under finnish control, not surprising really

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A+ (but im a biased finn)

WAR RUPPONEN!
WAR KVARNSTRÖM!
WAR ANTONIUS!

pig4bill 07-13-2007 11:31 AM

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sweet, this will be the only way for many 2p2ers to live out their dream of being manhandled by PA

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http://i19.tinypic.com/4zbkm0x.jpg

NeedATimeMachine 07-13-2007 01:02 PM

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PA v. Fedor

gogogo

Pigslice 07-13-2007 01:11 PM

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So hes better looking, plays better poker, and is now gonna be able to kick my ass

I feel great

Gobias Ind. 07-13-2007 01:23 PM

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You realize this of course opens up the door for a whole new realm of PA/Chuck Norris references . . .

Whose2know 07-13-2007 01:27 PM

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I officially challenge PA to an MMA match.

JCCARL 07-13-2007 01:51 PM

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I officially challenge PA to an MMA match.

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I officially challenge PA to a foot race, 100 meters. I am overweight and run like I have a piano on my back. He spots me the first 80 meters.

Whose2know 07-13-2007 02:30 PM

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Who is supposidly the toughest SOB on these boards?

cbloom 07-13-2007 02:39 PM

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MONICA: ... now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.

PETE: What, look back?

MONICA: Well, you're not gonna get going are you?

PETE: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?

MONICA: Well, no. But...

PETE: Well I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion.

MONICA: That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!

PETE: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dad's garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.

MONICA: You didn't know that already?

btmagnetw 07-13-2007 02:45 PM

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omg i would become a UFC fighter to get beat up by PA

prohornblower 07-13-2007 07:54 PM

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sweet, this will be the only way for many 2p2ers to live out their dream of being manhandled by PA

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Very true!


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