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Dids 08-06-2007 03:36 PM

JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Seriously folks. I love me a fly pair of jorst, but some fools are hating. YOUR THOUGHTS BBV4L?

popeye18 08-06-2007 03:37 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
For some reason i will post a meaningless reply in this thread but am too lazy to look up what jorts are.

IronFly 08-06-2007 03:37 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ ] pics

Dids 08-06-2007 03:48 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
http://www.dresskevin.com/myimages/s...s/349-120w.jpg

JORTS!

prodonkey 08-06-2007 03:49 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
has losing weight lowered your IQ level? lol

Dids 08-06-2007 03:51 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
This is a serious question.

Some people mock jean shorts like they're corny as hell.

I dig em.

I just wanna know how BBV4L, as a group of hip, happe-

[censored] christ.

What was I thinking.

4_2_it 08-06-2007 03:52 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Are jean shorts back in? I remember wearing these as a kid in the late '70's and early '80's.

kipin 08-06-2007 03:53 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
JORTS are a no-no in my book.

Even worse are the JORTS with cargo pockets.

TalkingDonkey 08-06-2007 03:54 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Were jean shorts ever in? Seriously, they're about as hip as the rat-tail.

popeye18 08-06-2007 03:56 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
LOL, first entry in urban dictionary...

" Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts."

Georgia Avenue 08-06-2007 04:00 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Jorts are for lodis only Dids you know better.

prodonkey 08-06-2007 04:07 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
I don't wear them personally.

DING-DONG YO 08-06-2007 04:08 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
gators wear jean shorts.

Therefore, I do not wear them.

I do rock my Tevas like it's 1994, so kiss my black ass.

MattDog 08-06-2007 04:13 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
I don't get it. Esp in Seattle.

What kicks to you wear with jorts?

Holybull 08-06-2007 04:19 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Pics of Dids in jorts please.

snagglepuss 08-06-2007 04:28 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
dids,

they are absolutely terrible.

and lol @ the urban dictionary for them, very true!

myke11 08-06-2007 04:28 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
GO Khakis man (i cant spell)

billygrippo 08-06-2007 04:29 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
i dont think i own a pair of normal shorts

DrewDevil 08-06-2007 04:31 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
They look pretty bad unless worn by a chick with a great ass.

Edit: of course, this is true for almost all clothes.

holdme 08-06-2007 04:37 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
jean shorts aren't cool? wtf when did that happen

SmokeyRidesAgain 08-06-2007 04:41 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
I have several pairs of cut-off jorts.

skunkworks 08-06-2007 04:47 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
http://www.courttv.com/graphics/onai...vernude167.jpg

Conspire 08-06-2007 04:49 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Jorts. Dids Rocks Em, All U Haters Bettah Recognize.

XXXNoahXXX 08-06-2007 04:49 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
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I have several pairs of cut-off jorts.

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pennpal 08-06-2007 04:50 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
I just cleaned out my closet a couple of days ago and found a stockpile of jorts in the way back. The next person to wear them will be a salvation army shopper.

SuperUberBob 08-06-2007 04:51 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Seriously?

I didn't know of this horrible fashion no-no.

I've been wearing "jorts" for years.

No wonder why I'm never getting laid.

billygrippo 08-06-2007 04:51 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
LOL @ first google image:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Jorts.jpg

skunkworks 08-06-2007 04:55 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
A couple years back, my friend upgraded all his wardrobe after he got a new gf. He came back to me and was like, "Dude, how come you never told me jean shorts were nerdy." I never had the heart to tell him.

Limesparks 08-06-2007 04:56 PM

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CaseS87 08-06-2007 05:03 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
http://eric.halo43.com/images/photos/2007-04-xx-me.jpg

This guy probably wears jean shorts.

filsteal 08-06-2007 05:06 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ QUOTE ]
gators wear jean shorts.


[/ QUOTE ]

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

skoal2k4 08-06-2007 05:07 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
1. Jorts
289 up, 31 down

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.

I love urbandictionary and you should too!

Dudd 08-06-2007 05:13 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
gators wear jean shorts.


[/ QUOTE ]

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

[/ QUOTE ]

First google image search result.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/4640/dsc00517uu2.jpg

filsteal 08-06-2007 05:20 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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gators wear jean shorts.


[/ QUOTE ]

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

[/ QUOTE ]

First google image search result.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/4640/dsc00517uu2.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

You win.

DING-DONG YO 08-06-2007 05:21 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
gators wear jean shorts.


[/ QUOTE ]

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

[/ QUOTE ]

First google image search result.

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/4640/dsc00517uu2.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

I rest my case, your honor.

snagglepuss 08-06-2007 05:28 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
http://thedivide.com/samples/jean_shorts.jpg

http://media.dabu.com/users/dylan/or...0-0004_img.jpg

gg jorts

Chump Change 08-06-2007 05:29 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

Chump Change 08-06-2007 05:31 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
http://thedivide.com/samples/jean_shorts.jpg

Gotdamn look at the plumage!

TalkingDonkey 08-06-2007 05:32 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

[/ QUOTE ]

fratdaddies obv

DING-DONG YO 08-06-2007 05:33 PM

Re: JORTS!! Do you rock \'em?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

[/ QUOTE ]

eh? I guess you don't regularly play 18 holes in 100 degree heat.


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