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Who else is drinking tonight and what are you drinking? I'm drinking heineken light and sparks. If you're not drinking, get to it! Zoom zoom (pun intended)

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i had a couple of heinikens before but they were trying to make me lose money so i switched to fanta.

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The cans are half green and green equals good luck. Maybe Jesus just hates you.

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pbr cuz I like the way it makes me squirt

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water

cheers [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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i had surgery this morning so im poppin vikes like candy Dont be jealous

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jack/coke zero/thread

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I'm not really drinking tonight, its just one of those blahh type nights.......substance abuse has been kind of nill for me lately. I still take the occasional huff of butthash, I did a little bit earlier...but like I said.....tonight is pretty much just meehhhh and I will probably be sleeping soon.

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ship teh 2nd beer of my life imo! so i went to this cuban restaurant and was like the only one there. [censored] place as in teh [censored] not [censored] hole imo.

so cute waitress asks me for drinks orders. im like corona bithc! shes like id plz. im like no id but here is money rollz and iphones lol

so she is like u know what i dont care and brings me corona.

but it all worked out for everyone since she got a 35% tip and i didnt even kill mysef on the way home!!!


LOL DRUBJYTAMERNTS

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wat

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skyy for before club, redbull vodka when I get there!

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ship teh 2nd beer of my life imo! so i went to this cuban restaurant and was like the only one there. [censored] place as in teh [censored] not [censored] hole imo.

so cute waitress asks me for drinks orders. im like corona bithc! shes like id plz. im like no id but here is money rollz and iphones lol

so she is like u know what i dont care and brings me corona.

but it all worked out for everyone since she got a 35% tip and i didnt even kill mysef on the way home!!!


LOL DRUBJYTAMERNTS

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LoL now that is something funny. Post porn now.


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Went out downtown to meet with ex gf. Wanted to [censored] her ldo. Had dinner, drank a beer, shared a bottle of wine, then had 4 gin and tonics each and danced to a funk band. She goes home with her friends. AIGOS?

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you sum'bitch quit lookin at muh wife like that

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went to biftek to drink,play pool. Some guy was making out with this gross girl and his friends kept poking them with cue sticks. For some reason it was really funny.

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lol at calling emm cue sticks

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beat: 12 keystones
beat: 8 vodka shots of poor quality ldo
brag: danced with over 12 hotties at our date party tonight
variance: not nearly drunk yet, may update later

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8 keystones later still too sober so im going to bed

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Yeah I've had 13 heinekens and 3 sparks and still too sober






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heiniken tastes like piss.

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you are a liar or an alcoholic!

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Can we start a Saturday night drunk thread?

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ship teh 2nd beer of my life imo! so i went to this cuban restaurant and was like the only one there. [censored] place as in teh [censored] not [censored] hole imo.

so cute waitress asks me for drinks orders. im like corona bithc! shes like id plz. im like no id but here is money rollz and iphones lol

so she is like u know what i dont care and brings me corona.

but it all worked out for everyone since she got a 35% tip and i didnt even kill mysef on the way home!!!


LOL DRUBJYTAMERNTS

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i thought this was edd until now wtfffffffffff

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Sparks and natty light and then whatever at the bar.

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ship teh 2nd beer of my life imo! so i went to this cuban restaurant and was like the only one there. [censored] place as in teh [censored] not [censored] hole imo.

so cute waitress asks me for drinks orders. im like corona bithc! shes like id plz. im like no id but here is money rollz and iphones lol

so she is like u know what i dont care and brings me corona.

but it all worked out for everyone since she got a 35% tip and i didnt even kill mysef on the way home!!!


LOL DRUBJYTAMERNTS

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ta makes me want to cry in a grease fire

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SPB ASTERISK

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is gay

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I own soulz, yall are just bodies.

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so whose drunkish already?

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so whose drunkish already?

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I got an eggnog milkshake...but no alcohol

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i am sort of drunk now, which is weird cause i was not this drunk when i was out, i am a pokerplaya

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so whose drunkish already?

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me me me.

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drunkish, defanatly/ thread delivers.

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I wish I was.

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hey guys im pretty sober right now, just came here to say whats up

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hey guys im pretty sober right now, just came here to say whats up

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you did the right thing, now the second right thing to do, if you wish to belong, is to get drunk again.

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i'm playing beer pong but it's my turn to sit out does that make me uncool?

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Brag: I'm drinking Mad Elf Ale tonight.

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i'm playing beer pong but it's my turn to sit out does that make me uncool?

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YER RIDING PIOENE