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Pretty slim batch of title nominations this time around. While the House and cornholing nominations were tempting, I figured this would be a good time to try out Aussie's experiment. People who complain about the lack of humor in this NC title will be cornholed so badly there will be an episode of House based on your experience.

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I'm gonna go ahead and provide the obligatory

"This thread already sucks" comment.

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FRITOS 4 MOD

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Bleh.

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Too much content in the title, or are we being levelede?

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http://www.innovationpolicy.org/index.php?s=staff

rob atkinson is the guy who hired me.

www.innovationpolicy.org is the site.

holla!!!

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My gf's company just got taken over by a bigger company, and bigger company's president just got canned for secretly meeting with a hedge fun and sharing insider information.

lolololol

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Pretty slim batch of title nominations this time around. While the House and cornholing nominations were tempting, I figured this would be a good time to try out Aussie's experiment. People who complain about the lack of humor in this NC title will be cornholed so badly there will be an episode of House based on your experience.

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I'd like it more if the word "Bitches" appeared somewhere.

"ATTENTION, BITCHES: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread."
"ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, bitches, and this is our NC Thread."
"ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread . . . bitches."



Also, I think this is the first time I've ever finished in second AND third place for NC thread titling. Rigged.

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hey, everyone, Jerry Falwell just died! quick, go out and commit some sodomy!!

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too soon?

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hey, everyone, Jerry Falwell just died! quick, go out and commit some sodomy!!

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You'll have to buy me dinner first.

And lets face it, I'd have to buy you all the boos in Vegas.

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I'd like it more if the word "Bitches" appeared somewhere.

"ATTENTION, BITCHES: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread."
"ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, bitches, and this is our NC Thread."
"ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread . . . bitches."


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darsh,

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2309/rickjameshr2.jpg

hth.

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I'd like it more if the word "Bitches" appeared somewhere.

"ATTENTION, BITCHES: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread."
"ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, bitches, and this is our NC Thread."
"ATTENTION: This is a LIMIT Forum, not NL, and this is our NC Thread . . . bitches."


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darsh,

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/2309/rickjameshr2.jpg

hth.

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Concur.


ALso, Fretloo0MGumlaut... From the tail end of the last NC Thread.

Make sure you get your TOP from the Stars VIP side of the store. DS himself autographs them. Its a nice lil perk.

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so that means I cant post here since im from the netherlands?

[censored] you bunch of racists

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so that means I cant post here since im from the netherlands?

[censored] you bunch of racists

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You're not from the Netherlands....

You are from WTFZOMGBBQ!, better know as the land of tilt-opia!

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hey, everyone, Jerry Falwell just died! quick, go out and commit some sodomy!!

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Cuz why, that's what we've all been waiting for?

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hey, everyone, Jerry Falwell just died! quick, go out and commit some sodomy!!

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Cuz why, that's what we've all been waiting for?

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Well everyone 'cept Tyler of course.

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ALso, Fretloo0MGumlaut... From the tail end of the last NC Thread.

Make sure you get your TOP from the Stars VIP side of the store. DS himself autographs them. Its a nice lil perk.

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Heh. Too late. Realized I also had enough points in FT for the same book. So... I ordered it from FT. Now I have to figure out what I'm gonna do with the Stars points, once I got 'em. Maybe save up for an iPod or something?

All, did anyone ever do the math of what the "self-bonus" thinggies in the Stars VIP store amount to in terms of RB?

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hey, everyone, Jerry Falwell just died! quick, go out and commit some sodomy!!

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Cuz why, that's what we've all been waiting for?

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Well everyone 'cept Tyler of course.

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Right. Him, having made sure to always get the fat from this Schnitzel as burnt offering in in time, because "it was a burnt offering for a pleasing odor, an offering by fire to the LORD, as the LORD commanded Moses (sic!!)." (Lev 8:21), has nothing to fear. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Right. Him, having made sure to always get the fat from this Schnitzel as burnt offering in in time, because "it was a burnt offering for a pleasing odor, an offering by fire to the LORD, as the LORD commanded Moses (sic!!)." (Lev 8:21), has nothing to fear. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Frito, you're one [censored]-up dude.

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Wow.

PokerStars 0.02/0.04 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Hero folds, Button calls.

Flop: (19 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (16.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, MP1 calls, Button calls $0.03 (All-In).

River: (20.25 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, SB calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 26.25 BB

SB has As Ad (two pair, aces and jacks).
UTG has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and jacks).
MP1 has Jc Qh (three of a kind, jacks).
Button has Kh Ks (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: MP1 wins 26.25 BB.

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You cold-called K9o? (Was there something else interesting about the post, because I can't get past that part?)

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Right. Him, having made sure to always get the fat from this Schnitzel as burnt offering in in time, because "it was a burnt offering for a pleasing odor, an offering by fire to the LORD, as the LORD commanded Moses (sic!!)." (Lev 8:21), has nothing to fear. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Frito, you're one [censored]-up dude.

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Lol, actually, I'm just recycling the jokes you get served in any introduction to Old Testament Studies.

The "funny" thing is that most biblical scholars are very liberal towards the "sanctity" of their object of study (well, they have to be - otherwise they couldn't subject it to scientific research) and throw up more than just a little in their mouth if some hardcore traditionalist loser is throwing around one-liners that amount to "because it's been written". So one of the cheapest jokes is recycling all those less-than-obvious commandments of Leviticus and cashing in on the hilarity-value you generate by placing them in a "modern" context.

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You cold-called K9o? (Was there something else interesting about the post, because I can't get past that part?)

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I did that cause this hand is part of my attempt at Matt's VPIP 100% challenge thing.

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Pretty slim batch of title nominations this time around. While the House and cornholing nominations were tempting, I figured this would be a good time to try out Aussie's experiment. People who complain about the lack of humor in this NC title will be cornholed so badly there will be an episode of House based on your experience.

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I think I suggested this title first (perhaps a humorous version)...

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA FALWELL IS DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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My office work-group is having a bit of a re-lcaotion this weekend... to the otherside of the building... whatever.

anyway, we get a little notice yesterday with instructions things like:

- Turn your computer off
- Telephones will not be moving

Then, in the greatest typ-o ever:

- Stationary items will not be moving

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Fret, save up for the Samsung 20" monitor. Like poker books, this is a good poker investment (for most, YMMV, more disclaimers, etc).

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Just now, near toronto, hail about 3/8" cubic pieces. Pretty brutal. Biggest I've seen.

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on a side note, once that stopped, I went outside in goloshes, my winter jacket, and shorts (still raining), and wiped down my car to get rid of bugs and accumulated crud from the past like month of driving.

I'm sure I looked like a huge douche.

(actually, that's kinda a pun)

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lol next time peel the flop

boz just check the limits, and all will be revealed.

to "hero", hope you were having fun. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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C'mon, David, post one more! You can do it!

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DONE.

just got back from dinner at a fantastic bbq place (no place to sit!!! it's a caterer, so we ate in the grass). finished my intl trade exam around 4:30. done w/ sophomore year holla.

predicted grade distribution:

politics of feminism: a-
intl law and human rights: a-
methods and stats in poli sci (lol): b+ (lame test on research methods that i messed up dragged me down)
intl trade: c (class is difficult)

shipitholla!

all while drinking beer, having sex, and making lots of money gambling on digital representations of playing cards.

yes, i rock so hard.

holla

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DIRTY

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">UTG 3-bets</font>, MP calls, SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (12 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, MP calls, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG 3-bets</font>, MP calls, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls, MP calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls, MP calls.

River: (18.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, MP folds.

Final Pot: 20.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Th 5h (two pair, tens and fives).
UTG has 2d Ad (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins 20.50 BB. </font>

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Holla!1 Ship it FTW.

oh and yeah, feel free to refer NL misposts to this title when educating the biatches

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I HATE this [censored] game (6max .5/1, that is).

Each table is invested by 70/2/0.2 donks who slowplay their quads to the river. Needless to say, I missed all flushes today, ran into quads two or three times (of course, I always had TT+) and had a bunch of idiots LRR me with 64o when I had QQ just to flop trips.

I start to contemplate the idea that Nietzsche might have been right... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9258/a12wo0.jpg

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i cant beat stars 2/4 or 3/6 6-max, lol. i only win through fpps.

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DONE.

just got back from dinner at a fantastic bbq place (no place to sit!!! it's a caterer, so we ate in the grass). finished my intl trade exam around 4:30. done w/ sophomore year holla.

predicted grade distribution:

politics of feminism: a-
intl law and human rights: a-
methods and stats in poli sci (lol): b+ (lame test on research methods that i messed up dragged me down)
intl trade: c (class is difficult)

shipitholla!

all while drinking beer, having sex, and making lots of money gambling on digital representations of playing cards.

yes, i rock so hard.

holla

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nice... and now on to summer in Vegas!

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I'm feeling your pain Fret.

I'm playing the 1/2 6Max single table only but the swings are a real test of the emotional stability, weeee! Most of the losses have been betting into players slowplaying something bigger when I've hit top pair. This is indistinguishable from them passively calling with ATC as they often will. Maybe they are scared to bet, who knows.

Got me tapping once or twice, EFT

Still ahead of the game tho and the points and rb are accruing.

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DONE.

just got back from dinner at a fantastic bbq place (no place to sit!!! it's a caterer, so we ate in the grass). finished my intl trade exam around 4:30. done w/ sophomore year holla.

predicted grade distribution:

politics of feminism: a-
intl law and human rights: a-
methods and stats in poli sci (lol): b+ (lame test on research methods that i messed up dragged me down)
intl trade: c (class is difficult)

shipitholla!

all while drinking beer, having sex, and making lots of money gambling on digital representations of playing cards.

yes, i rock so hard.

holla

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nice... and now on to summer in Vegas!

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jay!!

i'll be in d.c. this summer! i think there are some links above in this nc thread, but more details are in the last one.

but once i'm done up there (aug 17th is my last day i believe), i'm coming back to davidson for a while and then vegas!! and then england!!

i'll let you know when i have made final plans re: vegas.

holla