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Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 01:49 AM

WHY THE FK CANT I WIN THESE THINGS FOR ONCE JVLKADJVLKSDJLKSD:JFLKSDHL
 
FK ME SWEET FKING CRIST MOTHER OF FKING GOD THESE FKING RETARDED MORONIC IMBECILE INBREED STINKING IDIOT FOR FKING [censored] SAKE. IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND KILL SOME INBREED MORONIC IDIOTS STARING AT ME FOR THE FK OF IT CHHVAHADHDAHADVHVDAHHVADHVDAHCHCHCVHHC

fk me, when do these 60/30/6 guys NOT have a motherfking hand jesus fking christ good by 5% of my roll. down like 15bi on this stinking fking limit. Still up 12k for the monht tho.

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $1449.35
UTG+1: $1149.70
CO: $701.30
Button: $1249.33
SB: $2641.10
BB: $989.76

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $24</font>, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($96, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $78</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $156</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $750</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $1425.35</font>, UTG+1 folds, SB calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3102.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3102.7)


River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3102.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3102.7)
retarded fkstick had 63o and left a couple hands later, i left like 20min after that, and as soon as I left he joined again and with 5 regs sitting no way i could join again.

thrasher789 11-25-2007 01:51 AM

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A3? JJ? 22? what it is, i'm prayin A3o

edit: nvm, flushie?

Sphere99991 11-25-2007 01:51 AM

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A3? JJ? 22? what it is, i'm prayin 32o

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creamfillin 11-25-2007 01:52 AM

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[] OP is tuff_fish

Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 01:52 AM

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63o obv

Jer672 11-25-2007 02:01 AM

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sickkk

Lori 11-25-2007 02:09 AM

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[x] This game is wery popular in Russia!

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

Bagonirix 11-25-2007 02:11 AM

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wait you're still up for the month, and you're complaining?lol

fartman77 11-25-2007 03:00 AM

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fold flop imo

Scansion 11-25-2007 03:18 AM

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GOT DAMN!

iplayscared 11-25-2007 03:24 AM

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iplayscared 11-25-2007 03:27 AM

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CCx 11-25-2007 08:34 AM

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FK ME SWEET FKING CRIST MOTHER OF FKING GOD THESE FKING RETARDED MORONIC IMBECILE INBREED STINKING IDIOT FOR FKING [censored] SAKE. IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND KILL SOME INBREED MORONIC IDIOTS STARING AT ME FOR THE FK OF IT CHHVAHADHDAHADVHVDAHHVADHVDAHCHCHCVHHC

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[ ] electrical jesus

Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 10:08 AM

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i shouldnt play poker at 5am . It really makes me play my F game.

Hattifnatt 11-25-2007 10:13 AM

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[x]Villian played the hand better than Hero

JokersAttack 11-25-2007 10:25 AM

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down like 15bi on this stinking fking limit. Still up 12k for the monht tho.


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thinly veiled brag?

oh and stop overplaying pocket pairs moran

AlienBoy 11-25-2007 11:33 AM

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Superuser account, obv.

AB

shiish 11-25-2007 11:36 AM

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fold flop imo

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fees 11-25-2007 11:45 AM

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yeah getting it in here pending some extraordinary read is def bad

snakekilla88 11-25-2007 11:49 AM

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best case scenario he has clubs and you would of lost anyway.

Enervate 11-25-2007 11:58 AM

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wait you're still up for the month, and you're complaining?lol

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inyourface 11-25-2007 12:01 PM

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so you got 99% of your money in bad.

what am I missing here?

Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 12:27 PM

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so you got 99% of your money in bad.

what am I missing here?

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that he is a huge overaggro donk. ANd prolly do this with any draw and any overpair. Maybe even with A2o.

Gullanian 11-25-2007 12:54 PM

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He was getting terrific implied odds with his hand, he knew if he hit he would stack you.

vetiver 11-25-2007 01:21 PM

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He was getting terrific implied odds with his hand, he knew if he hit he would stack you.

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This isn't a bad beat, it's just you getting owned [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 01:42 PM

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problem is that if flop came 682 i would stack him too haha.

dibbs 11-25-2007 02:02 PM

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Nice pair.

Stake Monster 11-25-2007 02:21 PM

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i HATE TO SAY IT BUT HE HAD 6 OUTS AN YOU HAD 2 ONLY

sh58 11-25-2007 02:35 PM

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shizzle, weren't you playing 1-2 not long ago?

like 2 weeks ago

fybpm 11-25-2007 02:40 PM

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Pics of the money you lost or it didn't happen

Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 02:55 PM

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shizzle, weren't you playing 1-2 not long ago?

like 2 weeks ago

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yeah now i play 2/4, and 3/6 when games are juicy. Im not planning on staying at 1/2 forever. Im moving up every 30-40 bi and dont really cash out much.

fybpm 11-25-2007 03:01 PM

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Stack sizes:
Hero: $0
UTG+1: $1149.70
CO: $701.30
Button: $1249.33
SB: $4090.45
BB: $989.76


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Shizzle12345 11-25-2007 03:05 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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Stack sizes:
Hero: $0
UTG+1: $1149.70
CO: $701.30
Button: $1249.33
SB: $4090.45
BB: $989.76


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i just lost your entire roll in one hand... OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE A ROLL.

fybpm 11-25-2007 03:38 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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Stack sizes:
Hero: $0
UTG+1: $1149.70
CO: $701.30
Button: $1249.33
SB: $4090.45
BB: $989.76


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i just lost your entire roll in one hand... OH WAIT YOU DONT HAVE A ROLL.

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HU deathmatch. Loser dies?


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