Help: Trousers unzip themselves
 

I've got a pair of jeans that unzip themselves all the time, it's real annoying. Any advice?

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Get a new zipper

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god i got a pair of nautica jeans sitting my closest that i never use because after about 5min they are unzipped after wearing, sooo f'n annoying

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I'm kinda lazy. Sewing a new zipper on is not an option.

FWIW, I got 2 pairs of the same jeans and they both have the same problem. So the zipper is not actually damaged.

I was more looking for something like "rub some soap on it" (from what i recall that achieves the opposite effect to what i want, but u get the gist).

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Burn them in a grease fire and buy a new pair

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don't wear pants, just stick to the boxers

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keep a kneeling girl with you at all times

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Buy a new pair, broke ass.

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Learn to walk on your hands.

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1. Put jeans on
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4. Profit

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stop being such a fat [censored]

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That's actually a good solution... except that need to be able to unzip.

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stop being such a fat [censored]

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irrelevant.

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stop being such a fat [censored]

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irrelevant.

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incorrect, wearing jeans that are too small for you (ie due to fat gut) pushes down on the zipper and makes them come down. I don't know if it actually does but being fat is directly proportional to zips coming down.

I am too fat for one of my pairs of jeans and this happens, doesn't on other ones

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I've got a pair of jeans that unzip themselves all the time, it's real annoying. Any advice?

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buy a mail-order wife

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[x] thread delivers

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I was more looking for something like "rub some soap on it"

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1) find hawt shorty
2) pants unzip self
3) tell her to "rub some soap on it"
4) ??????
5) relax baby, i'm just taking a piss

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that checkbox [censored] is really [censored] annoying afaik.

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i know right

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[ ] checkboxes are annoying afaik
[x] stop being a nit

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[ ] checkboxes are annoying afaik
[x] stop being a nit
[?] relax baby, i'm just taking a piss

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this is a really bizarre bump

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Who still uses a zipper nowadays?

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whatever ballinpro. don't try to scam anyone in bbv4l btw.