Lion vs 80 \"D3 football players\"
 

Me and a few friends are currently drinking on my front porch and one of my friends who plays division 3 football said this was brought up one night.

They are all fenced in with the lion in the middle and the players can align themselves however they want.

This is life or death, there is no escaping.

I argued the lion would win.

If you care to add comment, that would be cool, I'm going to drink more beers and hit up the tequilla. Hopefully get a few chics to roll thru and make this a good night, chances are slim they will come out on a monday night (dumb [censored]). BUT I'll look foward to seeing some of your thoughts on this.

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I'll take the football players. All that killing will tire out the lion like [censored] mad.

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Football players, easy, unless they play for Macalester.

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I'll take the football players. All that killing will tire out the lion like [censored] mad.

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how many do you think the lion kill/critically injure before the football players are able to take it down? I say like 17

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Are the football players using steroids?

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Are the football players using steroids?

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well its div 3, so probably.

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You seriously think a lion would beat 80 people? How stupid are you?

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Is there someone who commands the football players, and if so will they obey?

If they just go right for the lion and none of them are afraid of dying then they win easily.

If they all run in the hopes that someone else kills the lion then they all die.

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Are the football players using steroids?

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well its div 3, so probably.

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haha pretty true, I played D3 ftball and thought it was pretty hilarious when I saw kids juicing on that level

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80? Are you a moron? Id take 8 over the lion.

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i think you guys are severely underestimating lions.......they routinely kill things that weigh like 2.5 thousand pounds just to eat.

put him in a survival situation.......in weather that isn't 105 degree heat........against a bunch of humans? what exactly are these guys going to do to the lion. Sure, he might get tired after he ate like 30 of them, but then he would just go sit down and rest for a while, AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

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Wait, are the players wearing pads and a helmet? Spikes?

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i think you guys are severely underestimating lions.......they routinely kill things that weigh like 2.5 thousand pounds just to eat.

put him in a survival situation.......in weather that isn't 105 degree heat........against a bunch of humans? what exactly are these guys going to do to the lion. Sure, he might get tired after he ate like 30 of them, but then he would just go sit down and rest for a while, AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

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I think you are underestimating the fact that once the lion attacks and is killing the first person, and spends more than a few seconds on that person he is done for....they could defeat the lion by just using thier combined body weight to keep the lion on the bottom of the pile while people choke and beat the hell out of it....I think 10 would defeat the lion

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I misread the title and thought it referred to the Detroit Lions. Still not sure what my answer would have been.

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if the lion had lasers then the lion dominates.

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Is the lion allowed to use weapons?

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Wait, are the players wearing pads and a helmet? Spikes?

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This is huge. I was thinking no. If yes i change my answer to 4.

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I am just strugling to see how the players are going to do any physical damage to a lion, I guess 15-20 should do it.

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I am just strugling to see how the players are going to do any physical damage to a lion, I guess 15-20 should do it.

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rip its eyes out?

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I am just strugling to see how the players are going to do any physical damage to a lion, I guess 15-20 should do it.

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hold legs, choke, genitals, eyes

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christ have you people ever been to a zoo?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

i mean seriously.......that water buffalo just got [censored] owned in like 12 seconds and it weighs....probably 6-700 pounds. it is also faster than any human.

Imagine a cat sitting on his hind legs and swatting at you.........well instead of hitting your hand and leaving little scratches, it tears your entire head off.

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Football players. Easy.

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christ have you people ever been to a zoo?

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have you ever been to a football game

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Weir you honestly believe that a lion could kill 80 males who are above average in weight, strength, athleticism, etc? 80? really? cmon

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80? Are you a moron? Id take 8 over the lion.

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No weapons? I'd take that any day of the week. Find 8 people and a lion and lets get this moving.

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christ have you people ever been to a zoo?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

i mean seriously.......that water buffalo just got [censored] owned in like 12 seconds and it weighs....probably 6-700 pounds. it is also faster than any human.

Imagine a cat sitting on his hind legs and swatting at you.........well instead of hitting your hand and leaving little scratches, it tears your entire head off.

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This video is horrible at backing up your point.

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how big is the area? the bigger it is, the more likely the lion wins.

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Can the D3 players use weapons?
Can football equipment (helmet, shoulder pads etc) be worn?

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Wait. Are people serious in picking a single lion over 80 d3 football players? Like seriously?

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and what kind of lion? like a super above avg or regular?

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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One random normal lion, against 80 random normal D3 football players, and they are trapped in an area the size of a football field. Because no other information is available I would have to say the football team gathers some spirit and kills the lion.

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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so 1 single lion killed 100 buffalo?not like over a month, but over a few days of continuous fighting? and all these buffalo were fighting the lion? indians killed buffalo all the time, and they didnt have guns or wear pants

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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hahaha i missed that...imagine what they would do to a land rover if they were angry! or if their gf dumped them

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no pads just themselves... i think the fear that the lion gives off will win this match

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Lion vs 80 5 year olds... I would take the lion in this instance but D3 football is serious business.

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Seriously, this really depends on one important question.....does the lion get a knife or a bat?

Oh, and are these 80 D3 football players BBV4L or OOT? I'd take 8 BBV4L'ers vs. a lion and a lion vs. 800 OOT'ers.

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So 80 d3 football players is 80-240 football players, right?

The bigger question is where the heck did you find a three-sided die?

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So funny