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DeviantEarth 11-26-2007 04:49 PM

Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Wife recently admitted to an affair with a black guy from work. She says the reason she decided to come back to me is because the sex is so good with me.

I can't tell if this is a brag or a beat.

King_S 11-26-2007 04:52 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
BEET

DontRaiseMeBro 11-26-2007 04:53 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
easy brag.. you can have all the bj's and threeway's u want now. she owes you.

Smell The Glove 11-26-2007 04:54 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
your wife is scameing you.

Smell The Glove 11-26-2007 04:55 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
check her phone for text messages

Tartufo 11-26-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Clever wife. Has an affair and makes you think you should be grateful for still being with her.

Get your own affair asap.

Himself 11-26-2007 05:10 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
This is literally the best time to cheat imo

TurdFerguson 11-26-2007 05:12 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Definitely a B

benza13 11-26-2007 05:14 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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This is literally the best time to cheat imo

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Seriously, if you can't get some extramarital pussy out of this you are doing it wrong.

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-26-2007 05:30 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
No kidding. You can sleep with all the balck guys from work you want now. She cant say nothin

Suigin406 11-26-2007 05:32 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
this doesn't make sense, so i'll just go with variance

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 05:42 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
did she also say your schlong is bigger?? 'cause if so, that would be a solid brag imo

DeviantEarth 11-26-2007 05:44 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
She did say mine was the biggest she has had... which just makes me sad for the other guys! Although, it is quite functional!

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 05:47 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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She did say mine was the biggest she has had... which just makes me sad for the other guys! Although, it is quite functional!

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why, is yours so small?

nsfw

Smell The Glove 11-26-2007 05:48 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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did she also say your schlong is bigger?? 'cause if so, that would be a solid brag imo

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I have it on good authority that black penii are not as big as the internet would lead you to believe.

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 05:51 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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did she also say your schlong is bigger?? 'cause if so, that would be a solid brag imo

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I have it on good authority that black penii are not as big as the internet would lead you to believe.

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pics or it didn't happen

smokingrobot 11-26-2007 05:53 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
still a beat. my gf tells me basically similar [censored] all the time and she never had an affair.

ncboiler 11-26-2007 05:54 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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did she also say your schlong is bigger?? 'cause if so, that would be a solid brag imo

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I have it on good authority that black penii are not as big as the internet would lead you to believe.

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The legend is way older than the internet.

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 05:57 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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still a beat. my gf tells me basically similar [censored] all the time and she never had an affair.

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so your girlfriend constantly tells you black people have small d'icks yet she never had an affair? flawed logic imo

smokingrobot 11-26-2007 05:59 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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still a beat. my gf tells me basically similar [censored] all the time and she never had an affair.

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so your girlfriend constantly tells you black people have small d'icks yet she never had an affair? flawed logic imo

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i had to double check my post to make sure i didnt quote the wrong reply to induce this sorta response. well played.

dhg223 11-26-2007 06:06 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Beat. Get tested for aids ldo.

lawl 11-26-2007 06:15 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
ITS A TARP

Paulie Walnuts 11-26-2007 06:15 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Definite brag right? You were tired of living a heterosexual lifestyle and can now come out of the closet and date black guys with big sachlongs yourself amirite? Big weight off your shoulders.

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-26-2007 06:17 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Brag: Your wife is obviously not gogn to say no to a 3some with the black. Measure his schlong for us and include results in your TR

lawl 11-26-2007 06:19 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
She is preggo and the black guy doesn't want the baby shes anti-aborition and try to make things ok with you before she tells you next month shes preg.

like i said..ITS A TARP

runningmarvel 11-26-2007 06:19 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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Brag: Your wife is obviously not gogn to say no to a 3some with the black. Measure his schlong for us and include results in your TR

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pics also fwiw



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fartman77 11-26-2007 06:36 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
she obv caught the aids and is tarping you

doubLe a tom 11-26-2007 07:26 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
lol pozzed

Conspire 11-26-2007 07:29 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
I would say its more of a gimmick rather than a brag or beat.


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DeviantEarth 11-26-2007 07:32 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Unfortunately, this is completely true.

xjimraketex 11-26-2007 08:27 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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No kidding. You can sleep with all the balck guys from work you want now. She cant say nothin

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Broke_Joke 11-26-2007 08:32 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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No kidding. You can sleep with all the balck guys from work you want now. She cant say nothin

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ehafner 11-26-2007 09:22 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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she obv caught the aids and is tarping you

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Golden_Rhino 11-26-2007 10:15 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Wifes gimmick account:

Brag: I convinced my husband that he [censored] better than a black guy.

Beat: I have to [censored] him again.

Variance: At least he doesn't keep his pimp hand way strong.

bronx bomber 11-26-2007 11:12 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 


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I have it on good authority that black penii are not as big as the internet would lead you to believe.

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True, the camera adds ten pounds.

cstone 11-27-2007 10:17 AM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
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lolololol

The B 11-27-2007 10:24 AM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
you married a whore imo

Droogie 11-27-2007 11:27 AM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
Brag. But still dump her ldo.

O Fen�meno 11-27-2007 11:29 AM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
tl;dr

but a beat imo

DeviantEarth 11-28-2007 12:34 PM

Re: Is this a brag or a beat?
 
UPDATE

So, the wife made a comment that sex was different with this black dude. My stupid ass asked for details. She says that he is on top the whole time, whereas when we have sex, she always finishes on top.

We get drunk last night and have sex. I feel I have to prove that I can do it better and stay on top the whole time. Well, that didn't work out so well. Don't think I made it 2 minutes.

The way I look at it, I have three options
1. Kill myself now
2. Erase the details of their sexcapades from my memory and go back to doing it the way we did and be happy.
3. Call the black guy and ask if he will tutor me.


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