I\'m 14, what\'s my play?
 

I started off on Poker Room, playing play monies for about a year. Then I moved to FTP and started up freerolls. After that I started real money and have been making decent money doing so. I've made roughly $4000 since I started, not counting how much I've not cashed out and blown. I consider myself a pretty good poker player, and I have more experience than most people.

I get yelled at all the time by my dad, grandma, etc. that I'm on the computer too much playing poker. Apparently they think I have an addction. Well, everyone does besides my dad. He's been taking 20% of my cashouts bc I use his name to withdrawl and play etc.

He knows I'm a good poker player, but still thinks I'm on too much. He's a huge fish and has no idea what he's doing. I've tried to teach him on numerous occasions, but it just doesnt work. I wish he would improve, but doesn't. Everything I try to teach'm goes in one ear and out the other.

People will probably ask for graphs, but I don't have one. I didn't really have a way or the initiative to buy Poker Tracker. I plan on getting it soon. I got a bootleg copy not long ago, but it crapped out on me, so I'll have to splurge the $50.00.

Anyways, I'm wondering if I should continue to grind? I have a lot of friends, and I'm pretty popular in school, also I play basketball, baseball and golf. I just don't hang out with my friends much outside of school. No one really says anything, but they wonder why I never hang out with them.

I've had a few girlfriends, but nothing really serious obv, and I'm still a virgin. Anyways, back to the question at hand. Do I continue the grind? Cut down on my playing, hang out with friends more? Should I only play during the summer or school year?

I know this was a super long post, but I figured this could be really fun and be a super long thread. I'll add a pic to the thread of me wearing a black FTP Flexi backwards. My laptop webcam isn't all that great, but I'd be willing to take pictures holding up a peace sign, write something on a piece of paper or something like that. No need for How To Catch a Predator like pix or anything like that, lol.

TL;DR: Read it! When this thread gets huge, you'll feel left out.

Also, I don't use CompleteDonk on FTP, but for obvious reasons, I cannot give out my FTP name or any other site name.

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pics?

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meh, do whatever you want, play when you're at home but still go out with friends and stuff, that's all, oh and stop cashing out prolly, just keep it online and move up when you're rolled, don't give your dad 20 percent ldo

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[x] offers to post webcam pics of himself
[ ] offers to post webcam pics of his hawt 15 yo gfs

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meh, do whatever you want, play when you're at home but still go out with friends and stuff, that's all, oh and stop cashing out prolly, just keep it online and move up when you're rolled, don't give your dad 20 percent ldo

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Eh... I kind of like cashing out. I'm gonna get a pretty balla car when I'm 16. I already got like $3500 saved, and my dad said he'd double whatever I can get.

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[x] offers to post webcam pics of himself
[ ] offers to post webcam pics of his hawt 15 yo gfs

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lol, I think that's kind of illegal, no? I'd never do that neways, messed up yo.

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I think Pocket Five's is the place for you

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[censored] P5's, 2+2 4 LIFE.

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wait your dad is skimming 20% and then hes gonna double it? sounds like hes working the long con on you

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just get older, it doenst matter what u do now

or maybe it does

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He's been taking 20% of my cashouts bc I use his name to withdrawl and play etc.


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LOL

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[x] offers to post webcam pics of himself
[ ] offers to post webcam pics of his hawt 15 yo gfs

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lol, I think that's kind of illegal, no? I'd never do that neways, messed up yo.

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but dads letting their 14 yo son grind online poker...totally kosher

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Lmao, he made this deal before I even cashed out any money on online poker. I think it's a super fair trade. He lets me stay out till' like 2-3AM playing this homegame my friends friend holds. Thye play .25/.50 NL and $10-$20Rebuys. Also the occasional $50 super stack tourney. We usually have 1-2 tables of people, nothing huge. Everyone is around 18-21, but I show up there every week. I'm def. a reg.

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Seriously, it's not that out of the ordinary to take 20% of my winnings. I mean, he lets me basically do whatever I want. I get really good grades, around 3.8s etc, and I'm a pretty good kid. Basically he'd rather see me playing poker than doing drugs or going out getting [censored] faced every night. 90% of parents would never ever let their kid play poker, let alone for real money online.

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Your pretty old, but it's never to late to develop a drug and alcohol problem. Also, bang some 12 year olds while it's still kosher.

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Lol, ed you've always been 1 of my fav. posters. Very funny stuff.

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Vn edit btw ed.

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Your pretty old, but it's never to late to develop a drug and alcohol problem. Also, bang some 12 year olds while it's still kosher.

[/ QUOTE ]hahahaha

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wait i just actually read the post HEY EVERYBODY COMPLETEDONK IS A VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOLZZZZZZZ

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Your pretty old, but it's never to late to develop a drug and alcohol problem. Also, bang some 12 year olds while it's still kosher.

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definitely do this. i'm running out of time and don't think i will make it

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wait i just actually read the post HEY EVERYBODY COMPLETEDONK IS A VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOLZZZZZZZ

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ZOMG IM A VIRGIN AT 14.5 YRS OLD, NOO WAIII!! :-/

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wait i just actually read the post HEY EVERYBODY COMPLETEDONK IS A VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOLZZZZZZZ

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ZOMG IM A VIRGIN AT 14.5 YRS OLD, NOO WAIII!! :-/

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I lost my virginity at 14.

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wait i just actually read the post HEY EVERYBODY COMPLETEDONK IS A VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOLZZZZZZZ

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ZOMG IM A VIRGIN AT 14.5 YRS OLD, NOO WAIII!! :-/

[/ QUOTE ]lol what a loser

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pssh, like most of this forum has actually gotten any

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Im too busy grinding anyways, in my school only like 2 kids lost their virginity in middle school. I highly doubt I'll have my virginity in a year and a half.

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pssh, like most of this forum has actually gotten any

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did we ask for pics yet? ok just making sure

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I'll post pics 2moro. I'll post a few I have on my PC, but I'll take requests as to hold up a sign or something like that, if you don't believe the 1st 5 pics are me (lol)

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wheres the pics


oh


do a SIIMP sign (students interested in making peace)

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I'll post pics 2moro. I'll post a few I have on my PC, but I'll take requests as to hold up a sign or something like that, if you don't believe the 1st 5 pics are me (lol)

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SIIMP plz

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I'm 14, what's my play?

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pics?

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Poo pics plz.

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How much would it cost me to molest you?

oh and pics + loc please.

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Hold up a sign that says SIIMP? I know like 99% of the acronyms online/2+2, but wtf is SIIMP. SPB said what it was, but wtf is the sign I hold up? Directions, lol?

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How much would it cost me to molest you?

oh and pics + loc please.

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My dad owns a 9 mill Beretta with a 15 round magazine. I know how to fire it, and have before. Come get some, bitch.

I'm hosting pics on photobucket right now, gimme a min plz. My laptop webcam is teh_suck, but I have no other options right now. The pics come out a bit dark, but live with it ppl.

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This was like at 2AM like 2 weeks ago. I was playing a MTT, intense face on.

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just write on a piece of computer paper SIIMP in big letters.and do some kinky gesture with your hand and mouth

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