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BBV Fleshlight
Thinking about buying a Fleshlight, not sure if this is a brag, beat or variance yet.
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I don't see how this could be anything but a major Beat.
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I had no idea what this thing was so of course I googled it. Do not open this with kids around but I think this guy can vouch for it's effectiveness.
He Liked it. NSFW -Maybe Not safe for Home |
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lol 'non-descript'
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I'm thinking of buying a vagina. I'm not really that interested in disguising it because I have plenty of empty space under my bed.
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I don't see how this could be anything but a major Beat. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, it probably isn't +EV to buy unless you plan on hundreds of beats. |
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Watchout for the green growth.
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Those forums make me fear for humanity, just jerkoff like a normal person and stop asking for advice.
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That thing seems like too much upkeep. Plus its a coinflip situation when girls see it imo.
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Ive seen awesome porn with Liz Vicious briefly involving one of these.
Its quite probably these things are good, but the question is if you really want to take the step of buying one does it actually mean your resigning yourself to not getting any real pussy. |
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buy this instead and post a trip report
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Watchout for the green growth. [/ QUOTE ] It scares me that the guy who replied has 3300 replies of helping people get mold off of their fake pussy. |
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[ QUOTE ] Watchout for the green growth. [/ QUOTE ] It scares me that the guy who replied has 3300 replies of helping people get mold off of their fake pussy. [/ QUOTE ] this made me laugh so hard |
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Its quite probably these things are good, but the question is if you really want to take the step of buying one does it actually mean your resigning yourself to not getting any real pussy. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I don't get it... how does this mean that you won't get any real pussy? |
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[ QUOTE ] Its quite probably these things are good, but the question is if you really want to take the step of buying one does it actually mean your resigning yourself to not getting any real pussy. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I don't get it... how does this mean that you won't get any real pussy? [/ QUOTE ] I think hes saying that the fleshlight is so good that you wont want to have any real sex cuz you can just use the light whenever you are horny. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Its quite probably these things are good, but the question is if you really want to take the step of buying one does it actually mean your resigning yourself to not getting any real pussy. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I don't get it... how does this mean that you won't get any real pussy? [/ QUOTE ] Wouldn't this make fleshlights very +EV, imo? Was hoping someone could confirm if they really are as good as the real thing, don't really trust their forums... I think hes saying that the fleshlight is so good that you wont want to have any real sex cuz you can just use the light whenever you are horny. [/ QUOTE ] |
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So the question becomes, if it feels the same as a real vagine, is it even necessary to have real sex anymore? Assuming you're not one of those gays who enjoys talking to women and kissing and all that other dumb stuff.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Its quite probably these things are good, but the question is if you really want to take the step of buying one does it actually mean your resigning yourself to not getting any real pussy. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] I don't get it... how does this mean that you won't get any real pussy? [/ QUOTE ] I think hes saying that the fleshlight is so good that you wont want to have any real sex cuz you can just use the light whenever you are horny. [/ QUOTE ] No, i mean you need to buy a rubber pussy because the real thing has eluded you for all your life and you are resigned to being limited in sexual contact to you, some lube and a fleshlight. Q Why did you buy a fleshlight? A Because writing letters to girls doesnt work and i really wanna know what sex feels like. |
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Haha very good Q&A Diceman.
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so if a girl licks it, does that count as a threesome?
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i just got an email from Fleshlight. They have a new butt ORFICE!! looks just like the Fleshjack, but has a little pussy right underneath the butt opening. you cant penetrate the pussy its just there for looks!!!! i want one SO BAD!!! but its only in super tight, and i want it with a texture. its also only a pre release and only for current customers!!! [/ QUOTE ] damn it!!! |
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buy this instead and post a trip report [/ QUOTE ] CHEAP NEW ZEALAND LABOUR! LMAO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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you cant penetrate the pussy its just there for looks!!!! [/ QUOTE ] well, we'll just have to see about that |
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I'm like marginally embarrassed that poker is a big enough part of my life to justify posting on 2p2. Imagine being a serious player in the Fleshlight community, like where this is one of your major hobbies.
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i don't understand why their logo isn't "Fleshlight: Light up your sex life!"
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probably because thats not a logo
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"I'm out of the human pussygame for good!"
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fine then. slogan?
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Aww, I want a Mr Limpy.
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This new butt won't be replacing the original one I hope. I prefer the realistic looking [censored] of the original to these mini-buttcheeks! [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] nice work just [censored] the Endurance ASS, wow, did i NUT. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] That's hot. I'd love a mocha STU with that orifice. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] It looks really good! I'll wait for it to come out with speedbumps. I understand that is the most realistic-feeling texture for the rectum... [/ QUOTE ] these are all from the one linked thread above can someone please go through some other threads and post quotes or links, as it makes me laugh |
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wow that board is lol
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I have one.
As far as the actual feeling it puts on your dick, it's pretty damn close to the real thing. But [censored] a real chick is tons better. A lot of sex is mental, and knowing that you're with another person who is hot for you instead of a toy is huge. So it feels the same but it doesn't really FEEL the same. Plus, there are no titties to grab LDO. The preparation is a bitch. You have to warm up it by soaking it in hot water for 10-15 minutes. If it's cold it feels really creepy. When you're done you have to clean it out and it's kinda depressing in that post-masturbatory funk. But it really is better than rubbing one out with your hand. FWIW, I don't think it deserves the stigma attached to it. I saw that google video in the other thread and I agree that those guys with realdolls are 100% creepy since they're lugging it around with them like its their GF. But this is just a tool for wacking it. A chick with a vibrator is enlightened but a dude with a fleshlight is a skeev - double standard much? So - [censored] a chick is much better, but still, a fleshlight is better than rubbing one out with your hand if you'll put up with the preparation required. All in all I think someone should send one to Bruiser. |
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Not a big fan...highly overrated... I'm confused as to why fleshlights are so popular...so I just bought two...and to be honest...I'm not loving them. I find that they dont feel that terrific (as they are widely said to)...and I also find that you have to use a bottle and a half of lube for one jerk session. anyone want two barely used fleshlights? haha. [/ QUOTE ] OP? link yeah, I'm not spending one more minute on that board. There must be some hilarious stuff in there but it's just way to creapy. |
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"Eh it's pretty cool but I'm content with my ass orifice I got from the fleshjack site. And it's textured."
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omg kelli garner.
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you cant penetrate the pussy its just there for looks!!!! [/ QUOTE ] This sounds familiar. |
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