How long does your average poop take?
 

I also feel there is no need for reading material in the bathroom. So I ask you. How long does it take you to do your business?

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3.5 days

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less poopy threads would be appreciated...

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It's ok, soon OP will reach the oral stage of development and we'll get a lot of threads about sucking on things.

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Wtf? 7 min would be like my alltime record fastest.

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Depends on how I run in the first half hour of the rebuy period.

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I feel like the king when I sit on my throne.

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when i played minbet, like 2 hrs

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The older you get the more you will appreciate bathroom time.

7 Minutes just doesn't do justice. The only time this isn't true is when I have a huge stack - obv then I hurt myself to get done in the break.

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girls dont poo

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I just had a SWC. A poop so bad it feels like you passed a dead Small Woodland Creature.

Feel much better now.

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lol.

For real, I'm a reader though, I take a good 15 minutes. Bathroom time = awesome. No one bothers you.

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Wtf? 7 min would be like my alltime record fastest.

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lol.

For real, I'm a reader though, I take a good 15 minutes. Bathroom time = awesome. No one bothers you.

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Wow is this for real? Id say < than a minute. And explosive.

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every month or so i have to use active yogurt cultures to regulate myself. is that abnormal?

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this thread is weak

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lol.

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I've read many 2+2 while on the loo, plus most of the references for my thesis (plus proof-reading said thesis).

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question is relative to the kind of poo though and if you're "regular" or not

if one is not regular, one would probably wait until they are 100% completely evacuated before lifting their ass of the seat

but if you've got that full feeling and you've had a good meal, well hell, you might be able to pinch off a good loaf in < 1 minute and thats it and you're done.

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i would say less than a minute... wtf are you doing on the toilet... AC Slatering takes longer maybe?