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orthopraxia 11-17-2007 02:26 AM

what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"play\"
 
so this girl I kind of like asked me to borrow a pencil today at work and smiled at me after i gave it to her When she was leaving she gave me back the pencil, touched my arm AND said she hopes i don't have to work too late! I've seen her at work a couple of times and have been scheduling my breaks around when she takes hers so I could say hey to her and also going to the bathroom when I think she will in the break room by the bathroom. I think I am in love with this girl.
what's my play?

PS. I heard her mention something about paxil to a coworker, and how she ran out of it the other day, so there is probably an 80 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

keikiwai 11-17-2007 02:27 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
hold

orthopraxia 11-17-2007 02:27 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
?

edfurlong 11-17-2007 02:28 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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she's female so there's an 93 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

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fartman77 11-17-2007 02:30 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
she touched your arm.
this is a green light.
proceed to wreck that vag like a bullet-train.

siouxbrew 11-17-2007 02:30 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
im hoping this is some disguised beat about c4mg's puppy love and non sense with his bia cause this seems somewhat highschoolish, if not hook her up with paxil ldo

orthopraxia 11-17-2007 02:31 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
i wonder what paxil is like... i was thinking about snorting my friends wellbutrin the other day but i had to go.

edfurlong 11-17-2007 02:32 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
Number one or two?

theAMOG 11-17-2007 02:33 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
13ieth worst gimmick account ever

keikiwai 11-17-2007 02:34 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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hold

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ok, so get a pencil, shove it in your crotch area (careful, don't get hurt), carry it around for a day, next time she asks to borrow a pencil give it to her, watch her intently, tell her to smell the pencil, as she goes for the sniff (she will close her eyes ldo), unzip your pants and surreptitiously replace your boner with the pencil, when she opens her eyes, she'll be surprised, and in her surprise she'll clamp onto your boner, this will give you the chance to jump and rotate around your boner so you are now upside down, unzip her pants with your teeth and go down town, her natural reaction will be to reciprocate, at this point use common sense, if things naturally lead to intercourse, go with it (remember to bring a small pillow to put on top of her desk - this shows you care about her well being, desks are hard), after you're done (remember bring a cigarette for her too), you can discuss where to go on the first date, the key is to do this after lunch, so that everyone else will be asleep and not notice, if they do notice just flex so you look good

orthopraxia 11-17-2007 02:36 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
jesus christ man what are you some kind of cockhead cocksmoking s n m freakshow

siouxbrew 11-17-2007 02:39 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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hold

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ok, so get a pencil, shove it in your crotch area (careful, don't get hurt), carry it around for a day, next time she asks to borrow a pencil give it to her, watch her intently, tell her to smell the pencil, as she goes for the sniff (she will close her eyes ldo), unzip your pants and surreptitiously replace your boner with the pencil, when she opens her eyes, she'll be surprised, and in her surprise she'll clamp onto your boner, this will give you the chance to jump and rotate around your boner so you are now upside down, unzip her pants with your teeth and go down town, her natural reaction will be to reciprocate, at this point use common sense, if things naturally lead to intercourse, go with it (remember to bring a small pillow to put on top of her desk - this shows you care about her well being, desks are hard), after you're done (remember bring a cigarette for her too), you can discuss where to go on the first date, the key is to do this after lunch, so that everyone else will be asleep and not notice, if they do notice just flex so you look good

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i actually find this to be a deep well thought out suggestion, i would try it.

keikiwai 11-17-2007 03:03 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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jesus christ man what are you some kind of cockhead cocksmoking s n m freakshow

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wtf, if you don't want none, just go back to jerking it to internet porn in your cubicle

my plans are fool proof, my game is unexploitable

if you don't believe me, do a trial run on someone else first, i guarantee flawless success

Baloosh 11-17-2007 05:48 AM

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she's female so there's an 99.999 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

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ghostface 11-17-2007 05:51 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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so this girl I kind of like asked me to borrow a pencil today at work and smiled at me after i gave it to her When she was leaving she gave me back the pencil, touched my arm AND said she hopes i don't have to work too late! I've seen her at work a couple of times and have been scheduling my breaks around when she takes hers so I could say hey to her and also going to the bathroom when I think she will in the break room by the bathroom. I think I am in love with this girl.
what's my play?

PS. I heard her mention something about paxil to a coworker, and how she ran out of it the other day, so there is probably an 80 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

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hasnt this been posted here bfore?

paracheirodon 11-17-2007 06:09 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
wow... just wow.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=231962

ghostface 11-17-2007 06:11 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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wow... just wow.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=231962

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lolllllllll

in the family

diebitter 11-17-2007 06:26 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"play\"
 
okay, out of left field, but bear with me

1. get her drunk and attempt to have sex with her.

orthopraxia 11-17-2007 06:52 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"play\"
 
jolly green man,

If I'm hanging out with her and just automatically give her booze won't she think i'm trying to rape her?

orthopraxia 11-17-2007 06:53 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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wow... just wow.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=231962

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OK,

SO I TRY TO GET ADVICE FROM TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND GET REDICULED BY ALL

STFU FISH

KhalynYohrk 11-17-2007 07:00 AM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
Tell her if she ever needs to use your pencil it is all hers, and glance down at your goods.

keikiwai 11-17-2007 02:10 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
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Tell her if she ever needs to use your pencil it is all hers, and glance down at your goods.

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this is a good way to end up with your schlong jammed into an electric pencil sharpner and bleeding profusely... i speak from experience

Dr. Spaceman 11-17-2007 02:15 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
"She touched my leg"

http://www.moviequotequiz.com/review...dDumberBig.gif

obiedman 11-17-2007 02:22 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
i'd go with what keikiwei offered you. his suggestions are generally pretty spot on, and he has actually helped me out in similar situations before and has never let me down

diebitter 11-17-2007 02:25 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"play\"
 
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jolly green man,

If I'm hanging out with her and just automatically give her booze won't she think i'm trying to rape her?

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okay, well you can fall back on the old standby 'does this napkin smell of chloroform to you?'

vaNq 11-17-2007 02:29 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.

QuimKnight 11-17-2007 02:45 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
nh OP; an exciting combination of sweaty-palmed puppy love and odd pencil fixations. please to be keeping us updated.

p.s SIIHP ldo

rhymenocerus 11-17-2007 05:53 PM

Re: what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my \"pla
 
so are you going to rape her or what


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