seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

so i deposit on ftp for the first time in months and immediately win a 5$ HORSE tourn. +212$. the next night i win the nightly 24$+2 HORSE. +1560$.

over the course of the next two weeks, i decide to play within my bankroll (for the first time in my life) and grind up to about 1900$, cashing in about 30% of the tourns i play, running average at limit tables, etc.

then, 5 days ago, i request a cashout to cover some bills.

literally the next hand after i hit the submit button, i get knocked out of a tourn in which i was a top ten chipstack after someone rivers a straight flush against my flopped set.

i hit the HU tables. the NEXT HAND i get felted with TPTK against.. a rivered straight flush.

since that cashout request, i have lost 1400$. i estimate i have lost approx 85% of my hands at showdown. i wont bore anyone with the details, youve heard them all before.

variance: 5 days later, they still havent processed my cashout request.

im disgusted and enraged and on six different shades of life tilt right now.

i sincerely wish everyone at ftp had one singular throat, so i could wrap my hands around it.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

Am I missing something here? Or is this completely your fault for playing with money that you already put in a cashout request for? I mean, you're blaming FTP for the fact that you have no self control, right?

Edit: maybe not? I just don't understand what one has to do with the other.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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i sincerely wish everyone at ftp had one singular throat, so i could wrap my hands around it.

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i'm trying to wrap my head around this

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

oh oh oh, i just played 3/6 LHE HU for an hour.

rake amounted to 55$. well played you [censored] sucking thieves.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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Am I missing something here? Or is this completely your fault for playing with money that you already put in a cashout request for? I mean, you're blaming FTP for the fact that you have no self control, right?

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what in gods name are you talking about?

i had about 1900$. i requested a 120$ cashout. i proceeded to get doomswitched for 1500$ about, i still have 200$, and the original 120$ cashout is in limbo; its not available in my account and hasnt been processed to click2pay.

is it really that complicated?

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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oh oh oh, i just played 3/6 LHE HU for an hour

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thats a beat if i ever heard one

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oh oh oh, i just played 3/6 LHE HU for an hour

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thats a beat if i ever heard one

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granted.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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Am I missing something here? Or is this completely your fault for playing with money that you already put in a cashout request for? I mean, you're blaming FTP for the fact that you have no self control, right?

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what in gods name are you talking about?
i had about 1900$. i requested a 120$ cashout. i proceeded to get doomswitched for 1500$ about, i still have 200$, and the original 120$ cashout is in limbo; its not available in my account and hasnt been processed to click2pay.

is it really that complicated?

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Like I said, I don't see what one has to do with the other.

UNLESS FTP IS RIGGED THEY'RE [censored] YOU FOR CASHING OUT

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

whenever you cash out move site

DUCY?

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

ngga they fk you

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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Am I missing something here? Or is this completely your fault for playing with money that you already put in a cashout request for? I mean, you're blaming FTP for the fact that you have no self control, right?

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what in gods name are you talking about?
i had about 1900$. i requested a 120$ cashout. i proceeded to get doomswitched for 1500$ about, i still have 200$, and the original 120$ cashout is in limbo; its not available in my account and hasnt been processed to click2pay.

is it really that complicated?

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Like I said, I don't see what one has to do with the other.

UNLESS FTP IS RIGGED THEY'RE [censored] YOU FOR CASHING OUT


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31 posts in 2.5 years, and 2 of them are in this thread.

im sure you dont work for ftp or anything, right?

right?

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

FTP WHERE IS MY F'ING MONEY! IVE BEEN WAITING 5 DAYS NOW!!!?!?

this is the thread to vent about FTP cashout right?

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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FTP WHERE IS MY F'ING MONEY! IVE BEEN WAITING 5 DAYS NOW!!!?!?

this is the thread to vent about FTP cashout right?

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sure. or their suckass commercials, or brazen riggery, or that they dont swallow, etc etc.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

F U full tilt and your stupid custom jerseys!

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

You found me out. I'm actually Mike Matusow

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

swongs - they fk u.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

http://www.uwfoxvalley.org/uploaded_logos/Logo.jpg

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

You losing this money makes me happy, idiot.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

So, pretty much you run hot, win a tourney and place acashout request for a lousy $120. You return to your normal losing ways, and you think FTP caused this. Waah, boo hoo, you don't get your money instantly. Join the club, withdrawels take a while. Play on Bodog sometime. And don't even get me started about the neteller debacle.

Sucking that hard at poker, esp LHE, must be pretty frustrating

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

tilt isnt rigged bro
its a fair site
100%

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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tilt isnt rigged bro
its a fair site
100%

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admitting this is standard variance is not nearly as therapeutic as venting bile AT THEIR OBV RIGGERY.

GOD I HATE THOSE FILTHY SHIESTER SONS OF BITCHES.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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oh oh oh, i just played 3/6 LHE HU for an hour.

rake amounted to 55$. well played you [censored] sucking thieves.

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Looks like you were never using br management to start with. 300 BB is hardly enough to sustain variance nowadays.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

[x] donkaments
[x] limit holdem

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

Your own fault for playing on FT. It's Ripe.

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tilt isnt rigged bro
its a fair site
100%

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works for full tilt.
100%

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Am I missing something here? Or is this completely your fault for playing with money that you already put in a cashout request for? I mean, you're blaming FTP for the fact that you have no self control, right?

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what in gods name are you talking about?

i had about 1900$. i requested a 120$ cashout.

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Wait for it










Wait for it












But how much did you lose????

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

next time cash out $1500 and only lose $120

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

gobias, plz to be stopping making me wait for it?

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

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next time cash out $1500 and only lose $120

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http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9...cepalmsmh2.jpg

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

yeah its a bitch when u run incredibly hot, then all of a sudden out of no where run cold. it just doesnt make sense shouldnt u run hot and stay hot

i mean when we run hot we shouldnt expect it to even out over the long run cause were that damn good


I agree with OP

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

I was doing great in a Full Tilt tourney until I read this thread.

Then look what happened.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t120 (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG (t6260)
Hero (t3685)
CO (t2590)
Button (t4510)
SB (t10535)
BB (t2935)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t480</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t840</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2480</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to t3655 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t935.

Flop: (t7130) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>
.

Turn: (t7130) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t7130) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t7130

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ts Th (full house, tens full of fives).
Hero has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and fives).
Outcome: BB wins t6890. Hero wins t240. </font>

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t160 (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

CO (t4880)
Hero (t1110)
SB (t4130)
BB (t4290)
UTG (t10455)
MP (t5650)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t320</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1110 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls t790.

Flop: (t2460) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>
.

Turn: (t2460) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t2460) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2460

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has Tc Qc (two pair, queens and tens).
Hero has Kc Kd (one pair, kings).
Outcome: CO wins t2460. </font>

They are obviously monitoring this thread and doomswitching anyone who reads it.

Re: seriously tho, ftp can eat a piping hot bowl of dicks
 

If you wear your tinfoil hat it diminishes the effects of the doomswitch.

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i decide to play within my bankroll (for the first time in my life)

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on behalf of all the winning players in the world, id like to thank you for making your stint in "responsible bankroll management" land, shortlived.

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They are obviously monitoring this thread and doomswitching anyone who reads it.

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LOOKIN' AT YOU PHILDO.